Paige no longer lives here @whothehellispaige - Tumblr Blog

whothehellispaige

I fucking love this

whothehellispaige

It's been years since this show but I think about it often

graphiteinink

as an avid vine user, i wanted to contribute some of my favorite vines

marisatomay

[at Target] I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber I don’t need a lightsaber

inactive-asstronaut

[in the car with my lightsaber] Fuck

sapphicsinthecloset

Boy i really wish i had a girlfriend to play with my hair and show me memes on her phone

anditssunday-deactivated2018072

ajani

kanyewesticle

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

zelldas

low cut pants are so supremely unflattering im so glad i live in a high rise pant dominant fashion moment

eggcup-deactivated20180129

i keep referring to anyone under 18 as the minecraft generation

eggcup-deactivated20180129

i still get generation minecrafters sending me angry messages about this

solongspacesordboy

old ass tumblr posts that youve seen hundreds of times if youve been on this website long enough

do you love the color of the sky

listen here cumslut / cgi bird in the chocolate fountain

guy stomping on bird cage while bird yells

infinite chocolate

say hello to mechanically separated chicken / “bitch thats the tubby custard machine”

this is the only sex gif i will reblog

that pretty boy comic by omocat

you. come. now.

this is someone dying while having an MRI scan / tragically beautiful

reblog this if you arent homophobic

let’s make ____ the most reblogged picture on tumblr

if you close your eyes before the train hits, you will feel relaxed because your brain thinks you have died

literally any closeup superwholock gifset

i just want to stress this: levi lost his entire squad

homestuck panty raid comic

glumshoe

I used to carry candy bars in my backpack because it always worked out for children in stories to befriend strange beings with offers of chocolate. I figured, hey, I might not meet a dragon with a sweet tooth on my way to school, but I might need to symbolically break bread with a stranger, and chocolate seems like a safe bet.

The habit never really left me - I filled my coat pockets with Halloween candy, just in case. While studying abroad in Morocco, I came laden with chewing gum and chocolate pieces. Offering some to strangers in tense or awkward situations warmed them to me instantly. I consider a small store of “decent candy” to be a traveling essential. You never know who might experience a blood sugar crash or a Dementor attack, and chocolate can be a good substitute for charisma when you need a stranger to like you.

peppylilspitfuck

I feel like I’ve been warned before, like… A lot, not to take candy from strangers.

glumshoe

Yeah, but nobody warned you not to offer it, did they?

trashleytisdale

poppin bottles in the ice

like a lizard

when we drink we do it right

with a lizard

moopet

weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:

ah, the scalene triangle

loving Cole Sprouse

hating Cole Sprouse

the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed

the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it

trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content

the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh

“I was here here before MTV!”

12.9 year olds

“what is air” and “my ovaries”

non-tumblr people were peasants

nice legs daisy dukes

slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen

homestuck

tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)

tumblr user the-vashta-nerada

Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??

imagine how is touch the sky

“you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon

do she got the booty?

“can you give me directions to the olive garden?”

night bloggers

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

leopharry

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.