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we need to talk about shrek more

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Hades: babe what’s wrong?

Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus’ heads, weeping: I don’t have enough hands

anonymousalchemist

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

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small talk: did you mean, normal lying

anonymousalchemist

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

rhaella

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

gaphic

because barbie movies slap next question

ladyoflate

not voting isn’t refusing to play the game. You’re in this country, you’re subject to the game whether you like it or not. The only way not to play is to leave, and the vast majority of us don’t have that option.

Not voting is playing the game but saying ‘pass’ every time your turn comes up and then wondering why you lost.

fivemanwaltz

Making young people not vote is actually a tactic used in politics to keep the satus quo. The young vote is always the one for change, so dissuading them from voting at all is actually a political tactic used by the people in charge to keep themselves there. Voting is rebellion.

cutekittensarefun

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

unclefather

That is the host

kuueater

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

steve-harringtonn

Stranger things + text posts

kingsteve011

this is quality content, my friends

oneofusbyabba

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Where these friends at tho?

noirsilk-deactivated20200913

Literally me when I take photos of my friend

armandyke

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

minotauri

in this house we do not speak the F word

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freud

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my people

agriculture-lesbian

um no offense but my body’s made of crushed little stars. and i’m not afraid of anything :/

arahir

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…