Funny Story, Actually...

Random thoughts and funny anecdotes from a Supernatural-obsessed writer.

[whovianofthenight]

Sometimes I just really miss Betty White

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[whovianofthenight]

This is it

I've found it

My favorite Ao3 tag of all time

[emeto-things]

Does anyone know anything about the anti depressant Celexa (citalopram in my country)? My SO has been prescribed it and we are both emetophobic. I had a look at the side effects and it differs from each website but my SO was explicit with their doctor about having emet and completely understood so prescribed them this, I guess because it has low chance of v* or even n*? But some reassurance would be very appreciated if you or anyone else has any.

Does anyone else have any ideas about this? I’ve heard of the name of the meds but have never done any research. Anyone else? <3 - Abby

[whovianofthenight]

Hello friends! To answer your question, I am an emetophobe and I've been taking citalopram since I was a kid (it's been so long I literally can't remember when I started on it) and I have never once had a problem, even when taking it with a couple of other different anxiety meds over the years. I've even taken it on an empty stomach many times when I didn't have time to eat before and it has never once given me an issue. You should have absolutely no problems with it at all ❤ lots of love 💕

[whovianofthenight]

Me, at the end of Loki 1x4: I knew Ravonna was evil the second she appeared on screen

My sister: how? Does it happen in the comics or something or can you just read people?

Me, a huge nerd who has beaten Lego Marvel Superheroes 2 multiple times and knows that Ravonna is Kang's #2 in the game: I can just read people I guess

[whovianofthenight]

I drew this here monster for my SPN journal and while he's spooky-looking and I really like him I also feel like he looks like someone you'd see working the night shift at a McDonald's in the middle of nowhere

[whovianofthenight]

My plan for ridding the world of Jeff Bezos? I'm glad you asked.

We wait for Jeff to embark on his spaceflight journey in his personal rocket. We bribe the Amazon Mission Control staff with decent wages, sick leave, and vacation time. They agree to our terms, which is to simply ignore him. Just... let him float out there in space.

We tell the world we lost contact. We mourn his loss publicly. We forge his will to say he leaves everything to his ex wife. She spends the majority of it bettering the planet, solving world hunger and ending poverty and the like.

Amazon is revamped, becoming one of the best places to work. The workers are allowed to unionize. Wages are far above average. Maternity leave, vacation time, and sick days are more than ample. Amazon becomes a beacon of hope. They donate money to third world countries to build wells and cure diseases.

Meanwhile, JB has managed to get back to earth using a built in failsafe in the rocket. By now, his ex-wife has donated most of his fortune and sold all his property. The world is in shock. He makes international headlines. He attempts to regain control of his company.

And the entire worldwide corporation goes on strike until he quits.

He has no choice but to resign, having seen the error of his ways and the good that his ex-wife has done in his absence. The world no longer wants or needs him. He becomes a transient, living on the streets and asking for spare change.

One day, a homeless man he'd known for a while walks past him, now in nicer clothes and obviously much better off than before.

"What happened?" JB asks him.

The man smiles. "I got a job. A really good one. They didn't care that I was homeless. They didn't care that I didn't have a dollar to my name. They just wanted to help me get back on my feet. I have a place now, I have enough for food and clothes and even a bit left over for something special every now and then."

This sounds pretty good to JB. "Where is this place? Would they hire me?"

"Oh, sure. Amazon will hire just about anyone."

[whovianofthenight]

Amazon Mission Control: we are sorry to report that we have lost contact with Jeff Bezos, he will be missed

JB on the space radio: I'm right here!

AMC: sometimes we can still hear his voice

[whovianofthenight]

This is what I'm imagining here

[whovianofthenight]

My plan for ridding the world of Jeff Bezos? I'm glad you asked.

We wait for Jeff to embark on his spaceflight journey in his personal rocket. We bribe the Amazon Mission Control staff with decent wages, sick leave, and vacation time. They agree to our terms, which is to simply ignore him. Just... let him float out there in space.

We tell the world we lost contact. We mourn his loss publicly. We forge his will to say he leaves everything to his ex wife. She spends the majority of it bettering the planet, solving world hunger and ending poverty and the like.

Amazon is revamped, becoming one of the best places to work. The workers are allowed to unionize. Wages are far above average. Maternity leave, vacation time, and sick days are more than ample. Amazon becomes a beacon of hope. They donate money to third world countries to build wells and cure diseases.

Meanwhile, JB has managed to get back to earth using a built in failsafe in the rocket. By now, his ex-wife has donated most of his fortune and sold all his property. The world is in shock. He makes international headlines. He attempts to regain control of his company.

And the entire worldwide corporation goes on strike until he quits.

He has no choice but to resign, having seen the error of his ways and the good that his ex-wife has done in his absence. The world no longer wants or needs him. He becomes a transient, living on the streets and asking for spare change.

One day, a homeless man he'd known for a while walks past him, now in nicer clothes and obviously much better off than before.

"What happened?" JB asks him.

The man smiles. "I got a job. A really good one. They didn't care that I was homeless. They didn't care that I didn't have a dollar to my name. They just wanted to help me get back on my feet. I have a place now, I have enough for food and clothes and even a bit left over for something special every now and then."

This sounds pretty good to JB. "Where is this place? Would they hire me?"

"Oh, sure. Amazon will hire just about anyone."

[whovianofthenight]

Amazon Mission Control: we are sorry to report that we have lost contact with Jeff Bezos, he will be missed

JB on the space radio: I'm right here!

AMC: sometimes we can still hear his voice

[whovianofthenight]

My plan for ridding the world of Jeff Bezos? I'm glad you asked.

We wait for Jeff to embark on his spaceflight journey in his personal rocket. We bribe the Amazon Mission Control staff with decent wages, sick leave, and vacation time. They agree to our terms, which is to simply ignore him. Just... let him float out there in space.

We tell the world we lost contact. We mourn his loss publicly. We forge his will to say he leaves everything to his ex wife. She spends the majority of it bettering the planet, solving world hunger and ending poverty and the like.

Amazon is revamped, becoming one of the best places to work. The workers are allowed to unionize. Wages are far above average. Maternity leave, vacation time, and sick days are more than ample. Amazon becomes a beacon of hope. They donate money to third world countries to build wells and cure diseases.

Meanwhile, JB has managed to get back to earth using a built in failsafe in the rocket. By now, his ex-wife has donated most of his fortune and sold all his property. The world is in shock. He makes international headlines. He attempts to regain control of his company.

And the entire worldwide corporation goes on strike until he quits.

He has no choice but to resign, having seen the error of his ways and the good that his ex-wife has done in his absence. The world no longer wants or needs him. He becomes a transient, living on the streets and asking for spare change.

One day, a homeless man he'd known for a while walks past him, now in nicer clothes and obviously much better off than before.

"What happened?" JB asks him.

The man smiles. "I got a job. A really good one. They didn't care that I was homeless. They didn't care that I didn't have a dollar to my name. They just wanted to help me get back on my feet. I have a place now, I have enough for food and clothes and even a bit left over for something special every now and then."

This sounds pretty good to JB. "Where is this place? Would they hire me?"

"Oh, sure. Amazon will hire just about anyone."

[whovianofthenight]

Please tell me I'm not the only twenty-something full-grown adult that still secretly thinks about buying princess dresses off Amazon and living my childhood dream of being a Disney princess

[whovianofthenight]

Okay fine there was ONE TIME that I gave in to my secret wish and bought a Cinderella dress off Amazon and I LOVED IT SO MUCH but I was a teacher at the time which made it Okay in my head because hey the kids will like it when they come to trick or treat but I'm not a teacher anymore so I can't justify it to myself like that but I REALLY WANT A BELLE COSTUME OKAY like I think about this far too much for it to be even remotely healthy

[whovianofthenight]

I have been staring longingly at this dress for YEARS people you have NO IDEA how much I want it, NEED IT

[whovianofthenight]

So I've decided Comic Con is a good enough justification to buy the dress

Except my conscience says its completely frivolous and I shouldn't do it

So I came up with a semi-complicated reward system that will allow my brain to let me buy the dress after I accomplish a couple of big goals I've been working toward for awhile

More to come (hopefully)

[whovianofthenight]

FRIENDS

I'VE FREAKING DONE IT

I BOUGHT THE DRESS

DO YOU HEAR ME

I BOUGHT

THE DRESS

[whovianofthenight]

I wrote an Avengers fanfic novel a couple of years back that just recently started blowing up over on Ao3 and I fully intended on writing a sequel way back when and even started a few chapters but it sort of fizzled out. I kept the outline though, and I've been adding to it off and on for the last year and a half or so and tonight. I freaking finished it. I finished the outline. And if my math is correct this book is on track to be nearly twice as long as the first book (which is 45k) with a much more fleshed out storyline and richer character relationships and I just. The world feels like my oyster right now.

Now I just have to freaking write the dang thing.

[whovianofthenight]

Hey y'all my little sis @cottagequeer-goblins just joined Tumblr and she's freaking hilarious, highly recommend you check her out because I doubt I will ever reach her level of peak comedic chaos

[cottagequeer-goblins]

GUYS MY OLDEST SISTER IS D R I V I N G RIGHT NOW!! She's been terrified of driving since she was fourteen and SHES ON A ROAD. WITH OTHER CARS. WHAT A BADDIE OMG IM SO FRICKIN PROUD OF HER

[whovianofthenight]

Me, on the outside: hey this is actually pretty chill

Me, on the inside: okay we've got this come on WAIT watch the road CHECK THE BLIND SPOT speed limit is 25 F O C U S pedestrian has the right of way CAR IS COMING THIS IS IT WE'RE GOING TO DIE

Me, on the outside: *humming calmly along to the music*

[cottagequeer-goblins]

Day 6: Tag your chosen family

@ellaoftheopera AYOOOO I JOINED TUMBLR MY DUDE

Anyway, this is their jammin blog if you wanna check it out ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤💓💙🤍

[whovianofthenight]

@cottagequeer-goblins WELCOME TO THE PARTY MY DOOD This is my main Tumblr but here have this gif to celebrate

[whovianofthenight]

Guys I just

I just stabbed my finger with a sewing needle

Like a good eighth of an inch in there

It frickin BURNS

I was picking up trash on my basement floor and it was mixed in and I just

Freaking vibe checked my finger

Did not pass the vibe check at ALL

[whovianofthenight]

Just found another puncture wound near my thumb

This is it

This is how I die

[whovianofthenight]

Guys I just

I just stabbed my finger with a sewing needle

Like a good eighth of an inch in there

It frickin BURNS

I was picking up trash on my basement floor and it was mixed in and I just

Freaking vibe checked my finger

Did not pass the vibe check at ALL

[whovianofthenight]

It is not technically Wednesday but Terry wishes to come a day early to show his support for you!

(I can't photoshop but I tried my best so there's that)