Hey, Emerald here

whatever

[manda-kat]

Female writers: Male writers are awful, they always objectify their women characters and they can’t write anything without it being focused on sex!

Also female writers: Derek gazed at her with his piercing blue eyes. His perfect lips parted so he could kiss her. He took off his shirt, showing off his rippling muscles. He moved closer to me-I mean her-

[damonasgard-deactivated20201208]

Thank you for speaking the truth.

[ruler-of-turtle-kind]

#the problem isnt male writers#its sex-obsessed writers#of both genders

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The true enemy of mankind: horny on main.

[why-emerald-is-laughing]

@ask-beacons-finest you and monsters heathen

(Also this has become my blog to @ you in things oops)

[perseusandmedusa]

Oh dear oh dear

[why-emerald-is-laughing]

@ask-beacons-finest

[writing-prompt-s]

Hey! I've noticed you've made some awesome Halloween merch, is it possible that you could also make some LGBT related designs? Haven't seen many before

Hey amigo, I made some sketches

Vampire mouth with LGBT flag

Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses

Ghouls, all representing a different flag

LGBT colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood

Witch please, I’m bihexual

A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smoke 

Is there a design you like? 

[gav-gallo-deactivated20181130]

They are all pretty sweet! I especially like 3 and 5 :D

[writing-prompt-s]

Hope you like them (:

Available until October 11!

[Tee | Women’s Tee | Hoodie | Sweatshirt | Mug]

https://teespring.com/stores/lgbt-halloween-merch

[jaggedheart11]

Just got my hoodie and T-shirt both fit great and look amazing

[folklorefairyqueen]

@writing-prompt-s please bring these back!! I couldn’t get one last year :c

[writing-prompt-s]

These are back until October 17!

https://teespring.com/stores/lgbt-halloween-merch

[why-emerald-is-laughing]

@ask-beacons-finest you know which one

[ampervadasz]

[why-emerald-is-laughing]

@firebluevixen

[nasa]

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To give you a sneak peak of what life will be like if you decide to #BeAnAstronaut, we’re taking you behind-the-scenes of astronaut life over the course of March. 

APPLY NOW AND GET MORE INFORMATION HERE! 

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com

[everythingfox]

Pet the boy

[why-emerald-is-laughing]

@firebluevixen

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[amanitacaplan]

Jack Harkness, at your service. Me and the Doc we go way back.

[mycroftrh]

Graham and Jack both said trans rights

[mycroftrh]

okay but seriously Graham’s heard the Doctor talk about having been male in the past and he may not understand the circumstances but he hears Jack use “he” and immediately goes excuse you nobody misgenders my friends on my fucking watch

and Jack, who’s canonically been pregnant at least twice (although possibly only once at this point in his timeline), immediately goes HECK YEAH THE DOC TRANSITIONED GOOD FOR THEM IS SHE HOT NVM I KNOW SHE IS

[spoonietimelordy]

@rowanthestrange hiding his cute mini-fic in the tags again

That’s so cute omg I can’t <3

[rowanthestrange]

baker: ‘they’re for babies.’

jack: ‘but babies can’t eat cake’

[banrionceallach]

The Doctor: ‘So I’m a woman now’

Jack: ‘I know! I got you a cake!’

The Doctor: ‘You always have the appropriate response for every occasion, Jack.’ 

Jack: ‘Can I get that in writing?’

The Doctor: *through a mouth full of cake* ‘no.’

[bibliothekara]

good fic is Good Fic

[ruffboi-mags]

BUT BABIES CAN’T EAT CAKE i’m dying in the best way

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[why-emerald-is-laughing]

@ask-beacons-finest

Y O U

[tiktokarchive]

[The song makes a 'boom' noise as the kid in the jersey points to his friend.]

Kid in jersey: Why're you calling me?

Friend: Bro, I'm gay.

Kid: Shut the fuck up.

Friend: I'm not lying....

Kid: Me too-

[sabrerattler]

[4kultron]

I MEAN

WHERE

THE FUCK

SHOULD I...

REALLY EVEN START!!!????

[wakandamama]

We gonna fuckin die, someone call Will Smith

[thenixkat]

they really confidant in their programming

[kakashis-kunoichi-deactivated20]

It still bothers me when they hit the robot.

[skeleton-of-fun]

That robot is a GOOD BOY

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s all fun and games till the gunbot fucking snaps and decides it’s had enough.

[r4cs0]

What in the ever loving fuck

[ultramaga]

I liked when it put the gun down, then threw the table over.

[madcat-world]

30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes

[the-heart-alchemist]

This scene was so intense! I’m so proud of Weiss for standing up for herself tho!!

[mozukumi]

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

[fiyhi]

this is what boys will be boys means

[stariousfalls]

did i ever mention that i love bow? please watch this show 

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

The Offenbach in the background makes this

[larkfeather1153]

I’m still not over his internal voice cracking like that is in his head and not grounded by reality and yet

[ahfistinggloryartholes-blog]

The greatest video I have ever found on the internet oh my god.

[fozby]

time to feed my babies

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet