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My names Bingus/Saturn
You can use either :3
:3
All pronouns
I apologise to everyone who follows me
every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight
happy july 1st everyone
@fox-eggy
Happy Goldy Pond destruction day <3
Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam
you can only reblog it today
Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.
Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.
HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY
you can only reblog this today
Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
Happy painting in heaven Bob Ross!
sometimes i forget that spamton is a fully grown man the way some of you people talk about him like hes some kind of tender and endangered species of wild bird or something
JoJo x Asahi Soft Drinks collaboration announces a collection of exclusive bottle designs with new JoJo protagonists artwork - Jolyne included!
here’s transparent deflated lancer in case anyone was thrilled to have a transparent deflated lancer
the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying
I at first wanted to draw the berdly and noelle thing but this is an important date
this picture i took of my girlfriend taking a picture of our cat is absolutely killing me
reminds me of this
@kisakisaxo
THAT IS HIM. THAT’S THE FACE.
If anyone would like to see the end result of the picture I was taking of him:
Fun fact! Water actually turns “blood red” when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt’s environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN
if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:
basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues
1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red
2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river
3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched
4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die
5) pestilence: toxins again
6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils
7) hail: the storm again
8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.
9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun
10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies
the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.
another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest
some sources: X X
The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history.
The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty.
The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.
this is blowing my fucking mind
I love that if you really boil all this information down, what you get is something approximating “the sinking of Atlantis caused the 10 Biblical plagues of Egypt” which is, like, one of the greatest mythological mash-ups I have ever heard of.
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lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain
I don’t know if anyone has told him, but the creator of JoJo is a massive high fashion fan and his aesthetic is dripping in high fashion and he often directly references high fashion photos in his panels. But most of Araki’s readers don’t get his references. It’s like how most Star Wars fans aren’t super familiar with classical orchestral music.
So, when most people say he looks like a JoJo character, what they really are saying is that he’s a high fashion icon - only they don’t know to say it that way. It’s like when someone unfamiliar with classical orchestral music says something reminds them of Star Wars. It’s just lack of familiarity with the source material, that’s all.