Derek? Its Cold Out.

I’m Derek, ONLY Derek, I don’t allow others to call me a different name aside from my girlfriend, though yeah sure you can nickname me but nothing weird please?

[why-is-it-so-cold]

*stumbles into your inbox*

AH, HELLO.

*I say Jaredly in a Warrenheiming way*

I HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM MOTHER'S BASEMENT FOR PLAYING JELLYFISH JAM AT 1AM.

I can smell the funk coming off you jared/j

[why-is-it-so-cold]

*obnoxiously eats chips in your pantry*

*crunch*

*cRuNcH*

*CRUNCH*

[why-is-it-so-cold]

*metamorphs into a meat cube*

Look sunday I turned anon into a meat cube!

[why-is-it-so-cold]

*eats packing peanuts in your inbox*

[why-is-it-so-cold]

*eats the cotton out of your pillows*

how tf am I gon sleep now vro

[why-is-it-so-cold]

finna pull some shenanigans in your inbox >:)

*your bed is now cake*

I meeeaaaan depends on the flavour then I’ll probably eat it

[why-is-it-so-cold]

*steals your pillows*

why is everyone taking my shi

[why-is-it-so-cold]

I fucking threw up, your joking dude

[why-is-it-so-cold]

Fuck this shit I’m ending it

[brossom]

Draw stanlee doing a backflip and my soul is urs

👁️👁️ It was a mistake to ask this...

If your soul can't be exchanged for an order at a sushi restaurant, I'm disappointed

[gaargoyle]

Hey ya’ll, it’s me! Sorry for taking so long, but here’s the next set of cards! Woooo. So much purple and pink and blue, huh?

See Set 1 here! Again!

Over-analyzations are beneath the cut! Just like before.

Keep reading

[gaargoyle]

Doodle of the OG crew

[gaargoyle]

To celebrate me graduating, I’m pleased to announce my current (time consuming) project: a tarot deck redesign with a Hotline Miami theme! Here is a set of four completed major arcana; more are on the way! In no particular order, as you can see.

Set 2 is here!

Read below the cut for some explanations for each card!

Keep reading

[hotlinemintmint]

I finally locked in and decided to post mack hans on tumblr. I drew him as the tamashika "cover" thing(?)

Hes. me. hes literally me

(image i used for ref under!)

((Btw and before the image: Be careful when looking for the game tamashika. As the game itself warns: Tamashika was not made for long game sessions,play it far from the screen and in a place with appropriate light. It's a psychedelic game,even if you dont got anything similiar or epilepsy it still can cause terrible stuff..so..beware guys!!^-^

[why-is-it-so-cold]

derek can i hit😂😂

nah, I’d rather have you hit my ass

[creepymarshmallow3]

Hi its me again!

Can you draw Dave Ruy third clone/teeth clone from Breakthrough? /nf

Someone, help dis lil guy"

[madderhatter]

[acekoral]

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises