Why Pesto Sour Patch kids? @why-pesto-sourpatch-kids - Tumblr Blog

Pesto is coming...❄

#whypesto #spread the why pesto gospel #pesto is coming #sour patch kids #we're back baby

Our silence is not defeat! It appears the Fates have sided with Sourpatchkids, and life is currently hectic.

#whypesto #fuck the Fates #spread the why pesto gospel #sour patch kids #th iui s is not the end #its the begining

We were threatened with a lawsuit if we didn't post this tonight. Love the ruthless dedication to the cause though.

#whypesto #spead the gospel of why pesto #wanna be candy #power rangers #re-enactment #May i speak to the manager #Rome wasn't built in a day #but it fell in one #the customer is always right #chivalry is dead #what happened to capitalists who atleast pretend to care?#where to buy okinawa flat belly tonic #idk that tag popped up and i couldn't resist #the world is watching you #and so are we #i love my team

dogwoodbite

THINGS I CAN DO

- enjoy words and images

- love friends

THINGS I CANNOT DO

- zoom call

- assignmence

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Things you can also do

Ask Sourpatchkids "Why pesto?"

Join an internet cult hellbent on harassing a large candy corporation, and making it bend to their will.

Take down capitalism in a whimsical way.

dope-sauce

everyone on tumblr dot com after seeing an unnamed aesthetic

chanceiscool

mulaneycore

#sourpatchcore #purplepestocore #basilcore #pastacore #anarchycore #sourpatchgosplecore #weneedanswerscore #helpharassalargecandycorperationcore #aesthetic

thomas-the-goat-of-satan

nothing is more irritating than looking something up on your blog that you KNOW damn well is there, and receiving this instead:

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This is how we feel everytime Sour Patch Kids decides not to answer us.

#whypesto #american horror story #is sour patch kids #lucifer #buzzfeed unsolved #should look into the purple berry kid #mine #tumblr glitch #spread the why pesto gospel #spread

sourpatchchick

i would die for sharpay evans

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And we would die for the answer to "Whypesto?" We're not so different, you and I.

#whypesto #pestocore #sour patch kids #purple sour patch kids #pastacore #we need to know why pesto #we will not let this go

almondarcade

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508

Me.

honeyproducer-blog

Feed Me The Pain Salt

hotmessofbones

@dragonofthesky

dragonofthesky

you know me so well T^T

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Who the frig makes sour candy taste like pesto...@sourpatchkids?

#why does the purple sour patch kids in the berry mix taste like pesto #whypesto #anarchytillanswers #sourpatchcore

#whypesto #demonology #us politics #grandmacore #quarantine goals #cottagecore #vintage candy #trash panda drama #kids problems #not like other girls #history #basil #creepypasta #influencers #anarchytillanswers #spread the why pesto gospel #down with capitalism #eat the rich #and their candy

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It may seem like we're screaming into the wind now... but we will be heard. Why do purple berry sour patch kids taste like pesto? We need answers. If you also want answers too, join us.

hotmessofbones

I am DYING over the tags on this post.

@dragonofthesky i feel like you'll get a kick out of this