we are not friends !

chance • minor • mega gay she/they

[chanceiscool]

catch me rocking these to our first date . this is my girlfriend application

[vilekasen]

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[chanceiscool]

Introducing cryptic self-care motivation:

Have you drank enough water today? You should go drink some water right now! You don’t want your organs shutting down :)

Don’t forget to eat three meals a day! :) Your stomach might just implode on itself if you don’t! :)

Be sure to shower at least every other day, or else the drain monster may get impatient! :)

A few from my friend:

“he’ll appear if you dont start washing your face twice a week. fear him. i fead him. he is all i fear. please help.”

“you have tiny cells and things on you constantly! dont worry, your never alone! just make sure your a happy host for your unknown creatures!”

“wash your hair! you dont want the dead skin piling up until all you feel is suffering!”

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[chanceiscool]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[chanceiscool]

If you have to ask yourself “Should I take a shower or should I continue to disregard self care” you should probably take a shower

[why-pesto-sourpatch-kids]

[chanceiscool]

JOIN US.... WE ARE LOOKING FOR ANSWERS.........

[mooshroomie87-deactivated202406]

A vapourwave punk goblin

/ no filters

/A background I made through much editing (surprise, the original image was spilt oil)

[chanceiscool]

SWAGGY ARTWORK DESERVES MORE ATTENTION

[the-asstrologers]

The energy shift we all needed 🔥♈️

[chanceiscool]

My birthday is in nine days and I haven’t planned anything 😀

[chanceiscool]

he judges . be wary

[chanceiscool]

phrog moment

[dope-sauce]

everyone on tumblr dot com after seeing an unnamed aesthetic

[chanceiscool]

mulaneycore

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Ive been called out... I’m all 3

[chanceiscool]

hear me out. a bookshop that sells baked goods and flowers and is also a hotspot for friendly crows. it’s all coming together

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[chanceiscool]

p-.....phrog ? ... phroggy cha ir??? ?

[peachynaturalist]

Gonna try to make dandelion jelly (:

[chanceiscool]

BEST OF LUCK das abt to be some BOSS ASS JELLY 😼

[eat-moss-do-crime]

It is their birthday. Tell them Happy Birthday. 💚🐸✨

[chanceiscool]

habpy birhday I broubt you a snac >🍓<

[chanceiscool]

evening foraging

[chanceiscool]

oh, to be a young witch who forages for mushrooms and herbs in a world where gender doesn’t exist