Nothing important

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[onomatopussy]

Rage Against the Piscene: i could just krill a man

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[fleshengine]

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

[puppygirldick]

Its like grape soy sauce

[fleshengine]

:/

[puppygirldick]

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

[fleshengine]

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.

[fleshengine]

Good fucking luck. I think I'm like 1-6 when it comes to people saying that on my posts. If this breaks 200 I'll be surprised.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

How some of you sound when you play gachas

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon re- Wait, what was that last part? Theodore? Simon? AAaaaaalllviIIIIINNNN!???

[dorothylarouge]

[m-has-a-blog]

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

[stagbeetleboy]

Dude I just saw a guy review “one of the worst movies of all time” from a bottom 500 list and it was one of the fucking horrible cgi shark movies I used to be obsessed with.

If there’s a movie with a god awful cgi shark I have probably seen it. He didn’t even watch the worst one. The worst one is Noah’s Shark.

[stagbeetleboy]

Bad shark movies shouldn’t even be on the list. It being bad is part of the artform. This is fucked up.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[boomalope-pope]

[coconutmilkyway]

this part always has me losing my mind the way the pants are just cut and pasted on there

[loth-catgirl]

this video makes me feel such powerful emotions every time

[cherrystar777-deactivated202604]

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[heirposting]

Who up fondling they orb

[heirposting]

PONDERING I MEANT PONDERING FUCK

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.