AI, microwaves, and other things you don’t understand
While some people are still busy writing thinkpieces about how “using AI is just microwaving frozen food instead of cooking,” other people quietly moved on and started doing something terrifyingly adult: they study what actually happens when humans create with machines.
That’s the part the anti-AI kids never touch. They’re fluent in culinary metaphors, allergic to data. They can tell you that “real art” must be hand-made, but they can’t be bothered to look at what changes when you put a generative model into the creative loop and watch the process instead of moralizing about it.
One of my favorite phrases to come out of this research landscape is brutally simple: the future belongs to symbiants — humans who know how to co-create with AI instead of larping as monks guarding the last analog brush. Not “prompt monkeys”, not passive consumers of machine output, but people who treat these systems as volatile, powerful collaborators and learn to direct them.
And when you actually look at the findings, the picture is even more offensive to the “microwave” crowd than any corporate marketing could ever be.
First: AI doesn’t just amplify the already-brilliant elite. It disproportionately lifts up people with mid-level or uneven skills. The ones who have taste but lack speed; who have ideas but not enough technique; who can see the direction but can’t brute-force their way there by hand in time. Give them generative tools, and suddenly their floor rises. Their work becomes usable, presentable, competitive. The “natural talents” are no longer the only ones allowed to speak.
Of course the gatekeepers hate that. If your entire status rests on the fact that you survived a long, expensive initiation ritual, nothing is more threatening than a tool that lets the uninitiated bypass half the corridor and start experimenting at a higher level on day one.
Second: generative systems don’t kill imagination, they pour gasoline on it. Anyone who has actually done iterative work with these models knows the pattern: you start with one idea, get a batch of outputs, and instead of “being done”, your brain lights up with ten new directions you never would have reached alone. You branch, remix, refine, collide outputs against each other. The process becomes less linear and more combinatorial; you stop worshipping the first idea that came to you just because it was expensive to execute.
The part that makes me laugh is this: people who have never gone through that loop — idea → generation → surprise → new idea → iteration — speak with enormous confidence about what AI “does” to creativity. They talk like priests describing a demon they’ve never seen, only heard about from other anxious priests. Meanwhile, the actual symbiants are too busy building to argue on whether a neural net is a “real oven” or not.
If you want to have an opinion on “what AI does to art”, you can’t stay at the level of kitchen analogies. You have to look where it hurts: at the way co-creation reshapes who gets to play, how fast we can iterate, and what happens to people whose only claim to legitimacy was “I got here first and suffered longer.
Alright, here’s a revised defense of generative AI — excluding research findings on AI — this time, with bigger words to sound like an intellectual academic:
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2451958826001764
On closer inspection, your link is just a very expensive way of saying: if you habitually avoid thinking, delegate judgment, and refuse to practice your own skills, your cognition erodes over time.
Newsflash. Thanks, Cap.
Is that a property of AI? No. That’s a property of humans with metacognitive laziness who will offload effort at the first opportunity and then file a complaint when the unused circuits start to rust.
Meanwhile, the same paper quietly admits the inconvenient bit: when used deliberately and ethically, generative tools improve higher-order thinking, writing, and creative fluency. It’s the uncritical acceptance, offloading, and “make it do everything for me” pattern that drives the deskilling. In other words: symbiants get smarter; passengers get softer.
I think you realize how ridiculous you sound. I doubt you have joy or fulfillment in your day-to-day life, or you are very young. It is clear to anyone with a post secondary education or even someone who has strong critical thinking skills that your posts are excruciating to read because you use AI instead of just talking.
AI is being pushed so heavily because it is a highly-invested-in tool. Meta, Elon, etc all think it is lucrative because it is so tempting to use and because it seems powerful. But it is not, it is using you for your data and brain. It does not do what you think it does, it does not think or even process information, it smushes text together from many sources with very little consideration of the data source location or its legitimacy. Most LLM outputs and info pushed out are directly sourced from reddit comments to sound more personable.
I say this, because you have fallen right for their traps. They want you to become dependent on LLM so they can charge you exorbitant prices, and remove it at all to control you because many people, like you, have become dependent on AI, to their own detriment. It sounds like a conspiracy theory, but you can even ask your LLM yourself and it will agree with me, even if you have it programmed to agree with you.
Btw, the research study I linked found that LLM users were destroying their brains. I am sure that is why you responded so quickly, so poorly, and so off-topic. Your defensiveness didn’t even make sense because that is how far removed you are from reality.
I figure you will argue back after filtering this through chat or your LLM of choice, but know that when you realize this is a poor path to go down, your family, friends, and even strangers like me are rooting for you and your brain. You are far smarter than AI, and I hope you can speak through your own voice instead of hiding behind an LLM.
I won’t be responding further, because I figure you are just going to prompt something instead of speaking to me, human to human. Even though you engage with something that directly harms those I care about, even though you are hiding behind chatgpt, you matter and i hope you connect with real life and find the beauty that has led me to be anti-ai after years of finding ai cool.
One of my favourite tells in anti-AI discourse is what happens when they run out of arguments. They don’t interrogate their sources, they don’t refine their claims — they start psychoanalyzing you.
Suddenly they know your age, your emotional life, your dependence, your lack of “real joy”. I hope these people have at least a passing familiarity with the concept of “projection” in psychology. If they don’t, they’re in for a very big surprise.
If you want to keep writing fanfiction about my personality based on one Tumblr post, go ahead — strangers’ theories about my life are my favourite form of free entertainment.
Hey, I’m sorry for being rude and inflammatory. I am anti-ai but I was being rude to you. I deeply apologize, I have been really struggling lately and took it out on you. I hope you have a good day.














