Questions For The Average Brain

NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE PASTA BRAND IN MY PFP, I JUST LOVE PASTA AND MY BRAIN FELT THE NEED TO INFRM THE WORLD OF THIS

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[whybrainwhy]

Have you ever found something so magical, something so exciting that you didnt stop to think? Is this too good to be true?Recently i found a copy of the rom for super mario bros wonder and... well, i need to explain something.... ive lived from january 7th 2016, until october 15th twice... After finding the rom i decided id record a letsplay of the game for my small youtube channel shyPiKa. From hereon out, youll have footage that - for reasons unknown came back with me. Almost like... no, you know what. Nevermind, its best not to think about that possibility. From hereonout, is footage from that channel, from the original timeline.

[whybrainwhy]

Orbs today so bad.

All they know how to do is drink PSL, charge they phone, vaguepost', slay, and lie.

[effemimaniac]

fr it's so bleak that free the nipple faded into irrelevancy like the fact that as a society the Feminized Nipple is something so taboo to be seen in public is just pathetic. if you personally can't handle a bit of nip I hate you. you are psychically weaker than a baby. grow the fuck up.

[netscapenavigator-official]

Free The Nipple fading in obscurity while Gen Z’s New Age Equality-Puritanism became the norm is no coincidence.

They failed to control Millenial women, so they gamified misogyny as “natural urges” and “girl boss” and called anything remotely sexual or nude “grooming,” and now, the generation who’s currently in their prime influence time frame thinks sex and nudity are taboo and think it’s better to be hush-hush about sexual and bodily oppression because “what if the fascists actually hurt me like they’re hurting everyone else :(”

A whole lot of people would’ve lost a whole lot of power and money if women actually started gaining grounds to take on bodily oppression head-on, so instead they advertised equal oppression as an equally appealing alternative, and the saddest part is that it’s actually starting to work on young people.

[whybrainwhy]

You really have no understanding of the generational cohort you're shit talking here. You millennial fucks are the ones who say these things. I've never met one Gen Z'er who WASNT about ENDING the oppression that yours and your parents pathetic generations brought up on half the fucking country. Get over yourself. You're not one to fucking talk. The new age puritanism bullshit? That's MILLENIALS. Not Gen Z you moron.

[whybrainwhy]

But then again, I wouldn't expect someone who based their entire online persona on a defunct web browser from the 90s to actually know a gotdamn thing about what's going on in the world today.

Edit: I want to apologize if you see this. I was off my meds, and while that explains my actions it does not excuse them. I do agree with what you're saying. I couldn't interpret what you wrote properly because I was manic as hell.

Edit 2: I'm not going to delete this and act as

[netscapenavigator-official]

The reactionaries on Tumblr can claim there's no algorithm all they want, but I strongly beg to differ.

It's happened multiple times now where I'll have a single post get really popular, really fast; and then out of the blue, posts that are MONTHS old (that I haven't seen in my activity feed for months, too) will suddenly start gaining notes.

You can't tell me that's a coincidence. That's the Tumblr algorithm going "oh hey, this person makes content people like, just look at this one post that got really popular really fast. Let's show people more of their stuff," and then it shows these random old posts to people on their For You Dash.

I've seen it once. I've seen it twice. I've seen too many times to no longer sit here and pretend like Tumblr is algorithm-free like you people wanna pretend. It isn't, and it hasn't been for a long, long time.

[whybrainwhy]

Hey bud, it's called looking at someone's blog. Idk if you've ever heard of it :p

[spork]

Reblog this if you didn't even know Facebook was down.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

…it was…?

[can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i-blog]

What do ya mean ?

[slowdancinggwiththedevil]

When???

[jayme522-deactivated20131127]

wait what? it was down? 

[porqueuepine]

Like, today?

[cinnamon-roll-ragna-deactivated]

…what?

[just-random-ish-is-dead-deactiv]

Really?

[potatoehor]

when?

[its-me-keeeith]

???

[speedingsavior-deactivated20221]

What??

[staffs-secret-blog]

Facebook was down???

[whybrainwhy]

All of these default pfps....

[whybrainwhy]

I love how American action Graphic Novels (Comics) are like:

OMG big green dude! Look it's it's a rich white furry here to save the day! Look this alien who conveniently is also a normal dude except the sun gives him the ability to jump rlly high and lift really heavy things (but we're gonna make him fly later on and give him some laser vision, oh yeah did I mention he was a rich dude?). Oh look the people that just casually mutated one way or another and they're here to save the day!

Whereas Korean action Graphic Novels (Manhwas) are like:

Lol the worlds ending, everyone's dying, did I mention there's a tower of multiple different worlds? Oh yeah also the stars are big mad and love watching humans die. Btw your physical attributes have been put into a video game system so now you have a numerical representation of just how shitty you are, but don't worry no one else has the ability to get stronger like you do because you played/read/whatever this game/novel/LN/Manhwa/webtoon despite it's inherently sadistic flaws and know everything about it despite everyone else deciding it was garbage. Congrats your "unique" tastes lead you to becoming the protag. Also you're the only one able to combine and steal skills from other players and you'll end up fighting a demon lord and literal. Fucking. Gods to save humanity from complete and utter extinction. Good luck! lololololol

[whybrainwhy]

Which do you think I've read more of?

[whybrainwhy]

I love how American action Graphic Novels (Comics) are like:

OMG big green dude! Look it's it's a rich white furry here to save the day! Look this alien who conveniently is also a normal dude except the sun gives him the ability to jump rlly high and lift really heavy things (but we're gonna make him fly later on and give him some laser vision, oh yeah did I mention he was a rich dude?). Oh look the people that just casually mutated one way or another and they're here to save the day!

Whereas Korean action Graphic Novels (Manhwas) are like:

Lol the worlds ending, everyone's dying, did I mention there's a tower of multiple different worlds? Oh yeah also the stars are big mad and love watching humans die. Btw your physical attributes have been put into a video game system so now you have a numerical representation of just how shitty you are, but don't worry no one else has the ability to get stronger like you do because you played/read/whatever this game/novel/LN/Manhwa/webtoon despite it's inherently sadistic flaws and know everything about it despite everyone else deciding it was garbage. Congrats your "unique" tastes lead you to becoming the protag. Also you're the only one able to combine and steal skills from other players and you'll end up fighting a demon lord and literal. Fucking. Gods to save humanity from complete and utter extinction. Good luck! lololololol

[whybrainwhy]

Only in Alabama or if they're stuck in a washing machine

[whybrainwhy]

How could you insult me like this Tumblr? Do you think I want to be reminded of how much I have used this website? That's like saying OMG CONGRATS DUDE YOURE NOW AT 100 DEGENERATE POINTS! PLEASE-

[whybrainwhy]

A new SpongeBob SquarePants remake comes out in the year 2030, everything is the same except for the ripped pants episode. Instead of ripping his pants he shits his pants.

"I need, I need... A washer, BECAUSE I SHIT MY PANTS!"

[whybrainwhy]

Would anyone like anything? I’m going to the vague concepts store.

[karnalesbian]

[whybrainwhy]

Buh buh but Idon wanna ;-;

[whybrainwhy]

Hey hey, I’m gonna show you a cool trick;

Step one: Find a comment that upsets you.

Step two: if it breaks the rules of the site report it, otherwise skip this step

Step three: Block. I can’t say this enough it’s not cowardly it’s what’s best for EVERYONE.

Step four: leave something positive in the situation, comment on a post and put some good into the world. Don’t be like the guy/girl/orb/danger noodle that pissed you off.

Step five: Reap the rewards. They’ll be incredibly frustrated that noones responding to them, they’ll be the one upset. Not you.

Step six: if it upset you that much, talk to a close friend about it - one who has told you it’s ok to vent to them.

These are the six steps to success online.

[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

no, this is why she would understand, if she truely loves dr pepper so much

[moffie-moff]

She did understand,,,, truly Dr Pepper will bring them all together

[whybrainwhy]

Why does your grandma text like a 13 year old

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[whybrainwhy]

If you are looking back on your past self like this that’s healthy! And if you in the future looks back at you now the same way that means you’re still healthy by then! Humans change over time, it’s a fact of life, embrace it and enjoy what you have now before you have something else in its place!

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[whybrainwhy]

Ooo look! Free beans!

[whybrainwhy]

FUCK I SPILLED BEANS GODDAMNIT OP YOU CURSED ME FOR STEALING YOUR BEANS DIDNT YOU? YOU LEGUMATURGIC BASTARD!