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things that gave me a chuckle (sensible)

[violenceunimagined]

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[galaxywarp]

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

[bob-artist]

Tumblr.com bringing the good stuff

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[kosmogrl]

[chromaticabrasions]

how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

[sheherlockholmes]

how edwardian <- is referring to the tv show ed edd n eddy

[chromaticabrasions]

i’m in love with u

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ravioliet]

hello allo tumblr user, just out of curiosity why are you always saying "aroace people can still choose to date and have sex!" and never "allo people can still choose not to date or have sex!" just out of curiosity of course! come closer! i just wanna talk! come closer!

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up