Seven Birds: Utter Chaos

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[whyisthebureauinshambles]

A peppy marimba duet brought to you by Jester and her Duplicate!

(Ok technically not a duet technically, The Traveler helped a leetle bit but it's just because he's so cool you guys.)

[whyisthebureauinshambles]

The bureau is in shambles because no one is there. The moonbase is empty, and not a single one of its quirky, energetic inhabitants is in sight....

...because they’re all out VOTING.

YEET YOURSELF STRAIGHT INTO YOUR LOCAL POLLING STATIONS, AMIGOS.

[writing-prompt-s]

You almost died in a car crash and found out that your guardian angel is super…hot. You continue putting your life in danger in order to spend more time with them.

[whyisthebureauinshambles]

Oh look, it's Taakitz

[theheadcanonzone]

There’s a real duck that comes around Duck’s station sometimes and he made a mini version of his own hat that he puts on it whenever it shows up.

[zonerbonerz]

Duck, squatting low to the ground and waddling after an apathetic bird at 9:38 am: ‘cmere lil friend, Big Duck here is gonna make you look tight as hell

[kravkalackin]

kravitz when he needs to move but taako’s asleep on him: i can’t… i’d be a monster… he’s so peaceful, i have been trapped for all eternity 

barry when he needs to move but lup’s asleep on him: (hefting her clumsily onto his shoulders) sorry babe i was hungry here have a cheeto 

[whyisthebureauinshambles]

Sorry I literally just barraged your notes. I like, forgot I was on your blog and just kept reblogging! I love this content tho, and now after just finishing Balance I thought I wouldn’t have content to look at since it ended so long ago. Boy was I wrong!

Balance shall live on in all of our hearts. I will maintain Balance’s legacy even if I have to do it myself, one bad tumblr post at a time.

[hiirenvirna]

ha ha memes am i right

[anonymusbosch]

Visit Original Link

let’s try this again!

you asked, I answered

[uglypaw]

what do the taakitz cats think of Krav's skelie form?

theyre a big fan 

[najsigt]

Honey did you forget the cat in your chest cavity again?

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[whyisthebureauinshambles]

me, sweating profusely: "The TAZ fandom needs this immediately"

[whyisthebureauinshambles]

I wrote this short piece when Molly died, with the intention of expanding and developing it when his story continued (fully expecting a resurrection). After recent events, I believe it is best to leave my piece the way we left Molly's story: inconclusive, but undisturbed, and at rest.

art by the lovely @toriitorii, @OhJeeToriG on Twitter

[qu0-remade-deactivated20190116]

taako, with three broken ribs, several bleeding wounds, a black eye, and a singed hat: it’s all good my dude lmao

taako, a little sniffly: i’m dying i’m physically disintegrating before your very eyes my soul will be torn from this realm at any moment

[androgynosaurus]

Griffin McElroy: refers to a regular human-ass NPC as they/them

Me, literally choking back tears: fucking superb you funky little cowboy

[kravitaz-of-the-situation]

I’m sure you were hoping for some angst but……

Au where Minerva’s had enough of the long distance tutoring and moves in with Duck

[ifartconfetti]

ITS THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BEST METAMOUR IN THE WORLD ( @candycorncartooncat)  [i mean not in germany anymore but yanno………. shhhh…] 

so i tried my hand at lup :v ive never drawn her before AND I HONESTLY DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WANTED TO GO WITH THE DESIGN AT ALL I ONLY WANTED TO DRAW COOL FIRE 

[podcastwizard]

For all your nasty anons

You guys should go check out out The Day of Story and Thong. Its a Burlesque show themed after TAZ. You should express that you want to see them travel because they have full Mcelroy permission and are raising money for charity. https://www.facebook.com/events/1851537514905496/?ti=cl

this is nuts but it sounds like something you guys would like so??? go ham???

[podcastwizard]

so i saw a bunch of people tagging this with things along the line of “barry bluejeans tho” and i realized i hadn’t looked at any of their photos and uh

YEAH MR. BLUEJEANS CAN GET IT

[untitled55181]

THIS GUY’S STAGE NAME IS FLRT VONNEGUT BTW

[theheadcanonzone]

When the Starblaster took off there was a single spider on the ship and Magnus is always on edge at the start of every year until someone kills it.

[bluesmoth]

What if that’s on a checklist of yearly restart activities or like a big whiteboard in the middle of a room that just says:

HAS THE YEAR SPIDER BEEN KILLED YET?

YES NO

And nothing else and whoever kills it checks it off, Magnus looks at it every half an hour while it’s maybe still alive

Once Taako killed it and forgot to tell anyone or mark the whiteboard and Magnus didn’t calm down until they finally had a team meeting to discuss Operation: Get Magnus to Chill the Fuck Out and Finally Find the Damn Spider (at which Taako flippantly remarks “oh that? Yeah that thing’s ass is grass I killed it weeks ago homies” and everyone groans and Lucretia goes to check the whiteboard)

[theheadcanonzone]

It’s the only time Magnus has been actually angry with Taako.

[psiioniic-miracles]

The best representation: When Justin pretends there’s a spider on Travis’s neck in the MBMBaM show lmao

[theheadcanonzone]