Why Start Real Life?

I am in my final year at University and I have no clue what to do with my life. this is a diary of sorts.

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When someone on tinder says hi then immediately asks to suck his dick

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When someone tells me to do something at 4:40

I'm like:

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Monday 5pm

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Getting read for work

First day:

Second week:

Now:

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I'm applying for JET again and haven't heard anything back

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Getting back on tublr

Hi...

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Why I am on my Halloween diet

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When I see the dress I want is on sale and then see it is not in my size

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When a coworker makes a joke about me dressing up as a 'sexy nurse' for Halloween and letting me "feel his pulse"

I'm like:

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When a coworker asks me to do something while I am clearly on my lunch break

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When I over hear two people gossiping because they don't know that I am there

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When I come home drunk and hug my cat

I'm like:

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When I see girls in flats and I'm in heels and my feet hurt

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When I get my pay cheque and go on a shopping trip

I'm like:

Then when I see my bank balance:

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When the office prick treats me as his personal secretary

I'm like:

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When I go to work still drunk

I'm like:

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When someone shows me baby photos

On the outside:

In the inside: