Oh Captain, My Captain

It's blue and smaller on the outside.... you get 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count. Constitutionalist, 2nd Amendment loving Yank. PROUD NRA MEMBER! IF YOU ARE A SJW AKA SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR UNFOLLOW MY PAGE I DON'T NEED YOUR POISONOUS ILLOGICAL DRIVEL HERE!

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[toskarin]

balkanabat, turkmenistan

[socialist-microwave-laser]

ocean

[gauntletqueen]

Ocean

[doggirlhen]

Ocean

[dragoness-witch]

DESERT IN THE MIDDLE OF AUSTRALIA!!! LETS GIVE IT UP FOR DESERT IN THE MIDDLE OF AUSTRALIA!!!

[reyathae]

Ocean

[brutalfish]

Ocean

[elkian]

Middle of a lake in Canada northwest

[sablehaven]

Vietnam, near Tam Giang

[wibblylever782]

Skaftárhreppur, 881, Iceland

[gayrandalgraves]

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

[wibblylever782]

#black tea lemonade, 4 Splenda.

[taniaseda]

[freeusemuses]

Smash or pass: Yoruichi Shihōin

[chiefbasementcreator]

Smash

[wibblylever782]

Smash!

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Do ANY of these assholes have dark vision!? Genasi don't, humans don't, warforged don't, satyr don't, halflings don't. Not sure what race Laudna is yet, but she's the only one I'm unsure of at this point. They are going to be in so much trouble keeping night watches/fighting in dark spaces. I'm laughing, this is gonna be great.

Oh my god I didn't even think about this! Fire Genasi are the only Genasi that have Darkvision so Ashton doesn't have it. Even if, as another anon suggested, Imogen is actually a Kalashtar, she still wouldn't have darkvision. I guess that as the party stands, Laudna is the only one who might have it, unless Matt did something special with the subclasses he made for whoever he made them for, which really is hilarious.

[wibblylever782]

This is why I play Artificer. I can at least MAKE so e dark vision goggles if the party lacks that.

[everygunlawisaninfringement]

Every gun law is an infringement

[animehunter56]

[naughtypartstingle-deactivated2]

🔥🚀

[textsfromsuperheroes]

Texts From Superheroes

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[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[wibblylever782]

I miss those days....

[devildogvandy]

Posted @withregram • @third_heard Just going to leave this right here. #maga #trumptrain #trumptrain #trumpwon #trump2024 #creepyjoebiden #bidencrimefamily https://www.instagram.com/p/CRd76LWrL5l/?utm_medium=tumblr

[deovindice2]

[keybumplumppy]

🇺🇸🙏🏻🇺🇸

[ferbie05]

Trigger the snowflakes!

[everygunlawisaninfringement]

Things to remember:

Tomorrow is a new day

Making mistakes is a part of life

Saying “no” is okay

Not everyone has to like you

Every gun law is an infringement

[luckthebard]

An update on my coworker.

Yesterday he looked me dead in the eye and said "I'm going to triumphantly play this at the end of the campaign" and put on Agatha All Along. He sang along and changed the words to "Mollymauk all along."

He's on episode 16.

[wibblylever782]

Protect this man, for he has the gift of True Sight...

[wvgurl71]

Being a supporter of Veterans. I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, that out of my several hundred friends, that less than 25 will take the time to put this on their wall. I've done this for a friend to spread Awareness of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. We lose 22 Veterans a day. More needs to be done to help Veterans in need.

SUPPORT YOUR VETS!📷

[amezmemes]

[millymollyme-deactivated2026022]

For veterans everywhere x

[spacefrog23]

☝️🇺🇸

[13-6r]

For those i consider my Brother, and my Sister

[livinmyhw2]

For all my brothers and sisters across all branches.

[everygunlawisaninfringement]

Every gun law is an infringement

[mollymauk-is-fine]

Anymore prophecies o' Cassandra?

Ok, this one’s a bit out there but it’s funny so hang with me.

Next week, they return to Allura to return her staff, and since she hasn’t heard from the Nein in a while, she’s been preparing for the worst. Part of that preparing? Bringing in a member of Vox Machina for help/advice. Which member of Vox Machina?

Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III.

Taliesin is forced to play THREE characters at the same time! Chaos ensues.

[wibblylever782]

Haha haha. Trust Matt to pull that kind of shenanigans.

[littlebirdofprey]

don’t talk to me or my 47 unfinished Dragon Age Origins playthroughs ever again

[wibblylever782]

I'll see you Dragon Age Origins and raise you 1600 hours of multiple Fallout 4 settlement building.