bro strider.

[fuckdeepinsmuppetass-blog]

Shit. Fuck deep is however deep you want it to be. Ain’t no way of knowing. But all you need to know is that the last thing you’ll hear is the soft squeaking of their bulbous butts. You’ll be lulled into a false sense of security. Then bam, smuppets up to the eyeballs. Or just rubbing up against your lips. Slowly. Caressing the life out of you. 

What a way to go. 

[wickedautodidact-blog]

if i have to die again and i get to pick i'm all over that start a huge fucking scene end up on one of those shitty documentaries about people with strange fetishes or weirdest crime stories turn on spike tv and suddenly smuppets smuppets everywhere the csi guys will have to extract the puppet dong from my throat and wonder how in the hell i could even take it down that deep

[wickedautodidact-blog]

b100veins started following you

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been a bit since i got any trolls around.

hey.

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how deep is fuck deep

this a quantifiable thing

if it is, thinking that's around waist height

but if you can drown in a couple inches of water you can drown in one puppet rump right

just a velvety soft foam ass planted on your face

suffocate to death eating out a smuppet

more creative crime scene than playing the choking game

[wickedautodidact-blog]

hey there.

[robotsummoner-blog]

hELLO,

wHAT’S UP?

[wickedautodidact-blog]

not much is the cop out answer, but doesn't mean i'm not gonna say it.

[wickedautodidact-blog]

robotsummoner started following you

hey there.

[wickedautodidact-blog]

about page is up.

[saismic]

[moulant]

(by voldy92)

[wickedautodidact-blog]

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who. who even are you.

[hornsallupandhonkin]

NoThInG iMpOrTaNt.

YoU?

[wickedautodidact-blog]

working through wind waker and eating easter candy.

welcome to my exciting life.

[wickedautodidact-blog]

yo. what’s goin down over there?

[erinisdead-deactivated20131213]

Just got my kid to sleep.

How do I child.

[wickedautodidact-blog]

shit. guessin you've got a tiny one.

tons of coffee and parenting sites.

[erinisdead-deactivated20131213]

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Welcome and shit.

[wickedautodidact-blog]

yo. what's goin down over there?

[wickedautodidact-blog]

> Bro: Joke.

[comparingspears-deactivated2014]

“Relax, I was kidding.”

He held up dismissive hands as his alternate pushed past him, expression more than just a little amused as he shut the door behind him, kicking his shoes out of the way.

Bro notices the way he stares around the apartment, figuring, yeah. It’d probably be a good thing to fuckin’ clean once and a while if even another version of himself notices it.

It takes skill to be as unorganized as Bro Strider.

It was only then when he noticed his quest, quite blatantly giving him the up-down. He didn’t react with anything other than a blond eyebrow arching up over the lenses of his shades.

“I don’t think proud would be the word I’d use in this circumstance.”

Bro watched as he made himself at home on his futon, shaking his head before approaching him.

When the words were properly registered, he rolled his eyes, and made the executive decision to crawl onto the futon and casually straddle his alternate’s hips, as if that were the normal thing to do.

He leans down, holding himself up by the hands braced on his own knees.

“Really? I called you all the way down here because I didn’t want to go solo. It’d be shit if you just sat there.”

Bro huffed out a sigh, unable to keep the tiny smirk from his lips regardless.

“If you are just gonna do nothing, what was the point of coming down here.”

[wickedautodidact-blog]

"Nah, proud works. You're being an adult about keeping it in your pants. Not some desperate kid who can't handle their hormones. All grown up."

Bro isn't fazed in the least by his alternate self climbing on top of him. It'd be stupid to maintain a strict sense of personal space when they're basically the same fucking person. Only difference being he'd like to think he's not enough of a douchebag to schedule a booty call at five in the fucking morning. He shows how little of a damn he gives about this current predicament by not moving at all except to take a healthy swig of his energy drink.

"Don't know how into the puppet thing you are. Could just lay here limp." Which is exactly what he's doing again once his arm is lowered. "Use that kink to get your rocks off."

He tosses the idea of puppet roleplay stuff around in his head and tries to think of if he'd actually done it with another person. Done some stuff that came close with the suspension bondage and all that. That's not a thing he generally bothers to suggest to partners. Having an obscure kink that's lodged firmly in the 'weird' category is hard. But at least he can joke about it with this guy.

"That, or you can wait ten minutes for the caffeine to kick in and I'll be all over that ass."

[wickedautodidact-blog]

holy shit. that was the best poker game.

stead of betting money, started betting whatever popped into our heads

i got the starship enterprise, the millennium falcon, and the black pearl.

hell yes.

[wickedautodidact-blog]

yeah. and.

internet’s infested with us. get with the program here.

[spectresque]

shut up im

trying to work with all the paradoxes first okay

and im trying to get the OTHER you to stop confusing me for a sec

[wickedautodidact-blog]

there are like hundreds of other mes

this is what happens with groups of people as awesome and smokin hot as the strider clan

we breed

funny cause most of us like the dick

[spectresque]

oh CHRIST another strider

[wickedautodidact-blog]

yeah. and.

internet's infested with us. get with the program here.

[wickedautodidact-blog]

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sup with all a you?