if i don't kill myself tonight i'm gonna live a thousand years

samael | 映 | he/him | occasional art | side character enthusiast | 🦊☀️ | currently into hockey but im bad at tags

[wickedthing]

legend ⭐🐧💙

[timbitshockey]

can we come back to this. i’m still here

[vanityfaire]

mens professional ice hockey is truly THEE losergirl sport. obsessively physical. sweat everywhere. intricate superstition rituals and blood sacrifices to gods who can't hear or don't care. hating your father. eating like your mother. going into the gladiator arena every night literally green with envy that everyone else is somehow faster and smarter and better than you. getting that one lame little gametime win-- arm cocked back and firing like a sniper, gunpowder on your stick, artificial windchill biting the back of your neck as your man collects your pass, landing the dirtiest filthiest most teeth grinding hit-- and suddenly a friendly face wearing familiar colors is crashing into your arms and licking your cheek and calling you a beauty. you're beautiful. holy shit. you're really beautiful.

[rslashrats]

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

[rslashrats]

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

[annabelle--cane]

developed a real fondness lately for characters who experience a horrific act of violence and come out the other side saying "ah. I don't think I get to be me anymore. they took out the part that was me, killed it, and put something else back in its place, and now I'm whoever the hell that is." love it when someone becomes a corpse and replaces themself <3

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

cruel that their best and worst hair was simultaneous

[hunxi-after-hours]

love it when an extremely high-functioning and put-together character gets slammed with something that would topple any lesser person but continues to function in an alarmingly efficient manner while everyone who knows and cares about them flutters anxiously around them like "please lie down please rest please accept medical attention" while the high-functioning character just looks askance at all their concerned faces like "what are you talking about? I'm perfectly fine" as tiny cracks start appearing in their demeanor and facade

[ehghtyseven]

tanger's hair remains one of my favourite supporting characters

[duskandletters]

- Safia Elhillo, from 'Summer', Girls That Never Die.

[cat-goo]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[wickedthing]

its only funny to lose a 2 goal lead in a minute when its happening to the other team

[wickedthing]

like every week i tune in and we lose and the score is some bullshit looney tunes number. what the fuck is 9-5 that is absurd

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and actually improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[schmilsson]

sports arent real

[schmilsson]

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

[saviorified]

this is sports

[sidsrockingchair]

Sid: This is Hayesy’s fault! he says one thing and then I just… you should video this so that he sees what I have to deal with”

Hayesy: Sid looks out the window and he can tell you what bird is flying by. We’ll see a bird on the side of the road, he’ll know what it is. He’s downplaying his knowledge of birds. It just adds to his mystery. He knows everything about everything!

[sidsrockingchair]

[eveysia]

Tyson is actually correct about Sid not needing binoculars but that's because he's also secretly a bird. Here's Andy O'Bien talking about it:

[overthebluelines]

beefy… and then the crocs