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kurthummelandco:
“There but for the grace of god go I,” Kurt remarked with a dry laugh at the mention of failed marriage. He sighed as he recalled the evening’s events. “Well, he was about forty minutes late, smelling like weed and cheap perfume. Then he goes on about how he always wanted to see a girl have sex with a gay man, and called me a prude when I said I would not be interested in that,” he shuddered. “Then it was bearable until he suggested we go back to his place so he could do lines off of my ass.”
Wanda smirked and held back her chuckles. “I swear, Kurt, you always date the worst men.” She got up from the couch and moved into the kitchen. “Did he at least offer you any of that coke?” She joked with a knowing smile. She pulled out a bottle of wine. “Whatever happened to that guy from work I introduced you too? I mean, he seemed a little boring, but at least he wouldn’t ask to do coke off your ass?”












