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marta | 27 | polish | i stopped listing my fandoms in like 2013, just use the search bar

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[stuckinreversemode]

RIDE OR DIE (2026) | Trailer

[rhfffas]

shes not wrong

[basilwho]

I'm at home, where you left me RIDE OR DIE 1.02

[sabertoothwalrus]

its wild that no ones even pointed out that two of the tumblr sexyman contenders were in the same show together

[sabertoothwalrus]

[local-gun-witch]

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge

[dr-cassie-mckay]

Sandra Hüller in Digger (2026) dir. Alejandro G. Iñárritu

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 17 hours 7 minutes

[zombies-sold-cheap]

edit I made for the real ones

[meatdiaz]

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

[not-a-fucking-mermaid]

40 hour work week is so unreasonable. “8 hours of work, 8 of sleep and 8 of free time” SHOW ME ONE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR EIGHT AND SLEEPS FOR EIGHT AND SOMEHOW ALSO AS 8 HOURS OF FREETIME AND WHO ISNT EITHER A BILLIONAIRE OR A SHIT HUSBAND WHO LETS HUS WIFE DO AAAALL THE CHORES

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please