Sinéad

[sandandglass]

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King concoct a scary story

[princesslobster]

Best Trump shade I’ve seen so far

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[sarahseeandersen]

The sad part is that this repeats every few years.

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

[fairywodger]

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

[paprika]

[hohoehoes]

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[notchicken]

[bigbosscangotohell]

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

[dramyun]

[slimetony]

what do people in relationships even do

[fakecel]

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

[slimetony]

okay. didnt ask

[khanate-blog]

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

[slimetony]

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

[the-awesome-quotes]

[lifeascaptain]

This is damn cute.

[coloradohounds]

Life goals tbh

[jaoxn]

[onlytwitterpics]

[geneticistlarrie]

[fuckery-inc]

YOOO

[ms-ss]

This should be in a museum somewhere

[sarahseeandersen]

[pikafool]

I’LL REBLOG THIS TILL I DIE