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[widowedbydaylight]

everybody badass till the widow whips out her true form

[suavecitapomade]

[lotrlocked]

[widowedbydaylight]

sorry lads, aint been much active here bc who fuckin boyo is my mental state a whirlwind rn. got other shit i gotta prioritize lol. ill try to post once in awhile when ive got the time/energy yeehaw

[widowedbydaylight]

mirrors

Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? 

Personally, I’d like to go back in time and unbreak my nose. It’s less about the appearances and more about being able to properly smell things. 

Although I must admit, I’m fairly grateful for the poor sense of smell I have these days when the Entity drags me into that shithole farmhouse littered with dead animals. 

If you asked me ten years ago what I hate the most, I would’ve said my wrinkles. After seeing what some of the other denizens of this realm are stuck with... I’ll keep my wrinkles, thank you. They just make me even more of a milf 

(fear themed headcanon asks)

[horrificmemes]

Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment?  Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions?  Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying.  Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?

[widowedbydaylight]

Sorry I’ve been absent lads, my workload is insane when I’m freelancing lol

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[widowedbydaylight]

If Entity doesn’t want to give me a McDonalds I’ll have to actually make my own special breakfast for Kazan, Caleb, and I after our post-Gala threeway >:c

[widowedbydaylight]

the entity brought the wrong fucking clown. can’t even get my hangover McDonald’s after the blood gala s m f h

[widowedbydaylight]

still no McDonalds in this realm truly the entity cares not for her subjects

[song-from-the-deep]

“This party takes me way back! Glad they got me my best dress.” ~ Tracy Grace “And it brought me my grandmother’s dress all just to stretch it out.” ~ The Dweller ———————————————————————————————-

Blood Gala Event Open!

[widowedbydaylight]

the entity brought the wrong fucking clown. can’t even get my hangover McDonald’s after the blood gala s m f h

[widowedbydaylight]

top 5 dishes to be served?

Personally I find it depends on who I’m having dinner with, but my go to favorites are as follows:

5. Coq Au Vin

You can’t go wrong with wine and chicken. It may look daunting at first, but it’s so simple to make once you’ve got the hang of it!

4. Steak with Drunken Mushrooms & Roasted Blue Cheese Potatoes

Arthur’s favorite. Mushrooms sautéed in dark beer, carmelized onions, a good hearty cut of steak, and fingerling potatoes roasted with blue cheese. It doesn’t take a long time to make and tastes absolutely divine.

3. Baked Mac n Cheese

The kids used to love this when I made it for them. Salt, black pepper, paprika, sharp cheddar, gruyère, parmesan, breadcrumbs, and some elbow macaroni.

If it’s good enough for my kids, it’s good enough for royalty. Comfort food is always a pleasure to make and to eat.

2. Carbonara with Pan-Seared Scallops

My personal favorite. The Italians may hate the addition of bacon and garlic to Carbonara, but I’m all for bastardizing Italian foods. My only advice is to serve this as fresh as possible— this one doesn’t make great leftovers.

1. A Big Breakfast

The only thing I skip on the linked recipe is the baked beans. I usually would give my portion of those to Arthur.

If you’re ever hungover and at a McDonald’s at seven in the morning, just order a big breakfast and bask in the glory. I’m as big on home-cooking as the next foodie, but sometimes McDonalds is all my vodka-drowned heart desires.

[askboxmemes]

Ask me my "TOP 5" anything!

[askdwightfairfield]

“None of us know where he keeps finding this stuff…”

“And none of us can beat him at any of his damn goofy ass card games, either!!” - Bill, probably.

[widowedbydaylight]

enter dramatic bitch™, pursued by the distinct feeling a spider has just stepped into a parlor full of flies

now accepting asks and prompts for the blood gala event!

[widowedbydaylight]

enter dramatic bitch(tm), pursued by the distinct feeling a spider has just stepped into a parlor full of flies

now accepting asks and prompts for the blood gala event!

[widowedbydaylight]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dead by Daylight (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Caleb Quinn | The Deathslinger/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Characters, Caleb Quinn | The Deathslinger, Original Male Character(s) (Mentioned) Additional Tags: Femdom, Pegging, Doggy Style, Rough Sex, Hair-pulling, Cunnilingus, Hurt/Comfort, Mild Angst, Pining, Post-Coital Cuddling Series: Part 1 of The Widow's Kiss Summary: Caleb won’t ever be Arthur, and they both know it. But when Esme needs a distraction and Caleb needs a hand, they figure they’ll burn that bridge when they come to it.

the widow/deathslinger fic i mentioned awhile back. heed the rating and tags, minors dni please.