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meet “blueberry muffin”
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Bill Hader posing with this serial killer strawberry has to be the best thing I've ever seen on the internet
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Today after writing my embalming theory final
Sylvia Plath was right
About what?
“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.”
Big mood
Currently Reading: The Death of Mrs. Westaway
Author: Ruth Ware
Page Count: 368
We have free will. The answer the cards give can turn us in our path. All I have to do is understand what they are saying.
Notes on funeral directing representation in Hill House:
One thing to note is that the show got the embalming process for an autopsied person 100% right (so koodos to the production team). Not only is this great for accuracy's sake, but it also demonstrates how difficult Shirley's job would have been.
However, no one would ever talk Shirley out of doing the prep work herself. Post-Mortem work is the last time you can care for someone and of course you would care for your family before ever sending your sister to another embalmer. Funeral directors embalm their family members all the time. It can be an incredibly healing process. Shirley's husband should know better.
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Currently reading: Noir
Author: Christopher Moore
Page count: 352
Hatch said, "Hey, you ever feel like you might just be the construct of an unyielding, all-seeing bureaucracy beyond our perception that is molding humanity to its own will and pleasure?"
All the time, Bailey thought.
Currently Reading: If I Stay
Author: Gayle Forman
Page Count: 234
"I know that Gramps can't be that late-inning pinch hitter I'd hoped for...But this is the first time today that anyone has acknowledged what I have lost. I know that the social worker warned Gran and Gramps not to upset me, but Gramps' recognition, and the permission he just offered me - it feels like a gift."
Currently reading: The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle
Author: Stuart Tutton
Page count: 430
"And just like that we climb out of one pocket and into another," says Pettigrew, finishing off his drink. "How splendid it is to be a gentleman."
Memo to self: remember this.
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Kings of Paradise
Author: Richard Nell
Genre: low-fantasy, grimdark
I’ll be honest, I was not initially hooked by Kings of Paradise. Just to be clear, that isn’t because this is not a good or important story to tell, but just because I don’t enjoy reading about characters who have to overcome the shittiest of burdens, which to me, is trying to survive in the woods where things/people are trying to kill you. In the early chapters, we join a boy named Ruka who is doing just that - trying to survive in a wild and lawless land. It’s the same reason why I didn’t enjoy the Road but was glad that I read it anyways. While beautiful, Ruka’s story is just too heartbreaking for me, a testament to the writer's ability to make us care about the character's plight. Don't be fooled, however, for there is so much more to this novel than just a few chapters of stealthy forest endurance.
Kings of Paradise weaves the stories of three main characters as they navigate Nell’s fantasy realm. The world takes global inspiration for its different regions, offering up rich religious traditions and linguistic structures that make for fantastic world-building. Having a facial deformity since birth, Ruka only has his strong mother to protect him in the cold and barbaric region of the South. Dala is a young and ambitious girl, also touched with an unwanted facial feature, trying to survive after her father has left her to die. The Sisters of The Galdric Order rule the south, assigning mates for each woman (as it is women who hold positions of authority here) and influencing chiefs who have the brute strength. Kale is a prince trying to find his way in a prominent and high-performing royal family in Pyu, an island nation where a strong a navy is everything. Here it is common for priests and monks to offer advice. Kingdoms trust the priesthoods but are also wary of the power they could potentially wield to overthrow monarchies. Religion provides a strong motivation for several of the characters and it is significant that a lot of detail went into explaining why religion has a featured position in Nell's world.
For a lot of reviewers and I, another big draw to this book is that character arcs cross and intersect in ways not initially anticipated. One (tiny) criticism I have relating to this is that while Dala and Ruka cross paths a few times, Kale’s storyline has been self-contained for the most part. I won’t spoil anything, but the epilogue does set up the next book in the series and I think I will be excited about the upcoming storylines. Dala’s narrative also stops about 3/4 of the way through and I really wanted to know what she gets up to. Of course, I know this is a series and I will likely see the interactions I want but I’m impatient and want it now!
This one hangup, however, is nothing compared to how impressed I was with character motivation in this book, especially with regards to death and grief. It is a testament to strength and survival, fate and personal development. These motivations make for well-rounded and understandable characters that I can relate to and I can never really condemn no matter how bad some of their actions are. There is no true hero or villain, only people who are trying to act in their best interests.
Since this book is the first in an upcoming series, I am curious to see where the characters end up and who will become a king of paradise.
4.5/5 stars
Read if you like: Game of Thrones, The Emporer’s Blades
A big thank you to the author for providing me a free copy of this novel in return for an honest review.
Wellspring Trilogy: The Crystal Key
by: Robert William Gronewald
genre: fantasy
I’m not normally one to be convinced to read a book by its cover alone, but the Crystal Key’s artwork really got to me. Upon reading the synopsis, I learned that the story features a young, female protagonist who wields combat magic, and I am all about that. The Crystal Key tells the story of a seemingly regular girl, Felicity, living in a magical world when she is contacted on her birthday and recruited to an order aimed at protecting the portals of their world from beasts that live in The Dark. A little into her training, Felicity finds herself stranded alone in Dark Territory and it becomes her mission to find her way back home.
If you’ve skipped to the bottom and seen the four-star rating, you will have probably guessed (correctly) that there were a lot of things I like about this book. I really did enjoy this book overall and I would probably read the sequels but there are some things that I found problematic.
For one, I felt like I spent the first 40 or so pages trying to figure out what the heck a ‘wellspring’ was, how ‘mirrorways’ related to it, and that ‘constructs’ are animal-mechanical modes of transportation. These are all really interesting elements of the world-building featured in The Crystal Key but new concepts like these should be explained as they are being introduced. Obviously, it makes sense for the reader to be a little discombobulated when you are initiated into a magical world with so many new ideas, but a little exposition goes a long way. I'm still not entirely sure what a wellspring looks like other than something that casts eternal light but I guess to enjoy the rest of the story, that's all you really need.
I am also not a super big fan of this type of world-building and I thought it was a little bit cut-and-paste; a snip of steampunk with the magic keys and vehicular beasts, a little bit of urban fantasy with the magical world politics and portalling. Mutated creatures in the Dark are also reminiscent of an apocalyptic Toy Story and while there is nothing wrong with making a hybrid of fantasy styles in one series, it's not really my thing. The villains in The Dark sort of botched the climax for me and I waited patiently for the characters to resolve their issue.
What I really enjoy about this story is that all of the characters are well-developed and there are bits and pieces of dialogue that intimate thought-out backstories which I hope are revealed in the later books. There are also no characters that I feel like I can't relate to on some level, no one too evil or far-gone that I'm glad when they are no longer in the narrative. The protagonist, while also The Everygirl, still manages to have a personality and be an active decision-maker in her story (compared to some female heroines that simply have things happen to them).
I thoroughly enjoyed this novel and was glad to see that this is part of an upcoming trilogy. I will be waiting patiently for the next instalments. Thank you to the publisher for letting me read this book in exchange for an honest review.
4/5 stars
Read if you like: Kiki’s Delivery Service
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