*takes poison damage* *takes poison damage* *takes

cats, bugs, art i like, and shit that makes me laugh. worming on about: ultrakill, FFXIV, genshin

[captain-price-returns]

[skoople]

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

[imperialinquisition]

are you going to tell her or

[skoople]

her masters degree is in biology

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Today a woman pulled through drive thru. After examining the menu, she asked, "What's the difference between the blended version and the iced version of that drink?"

My barista on the headset tried. "Uh...one's blended and one's...not."

A note of impatience. "But how are they different?"

My barista turned to look at me.

I switched on my mic. "The blended version is more like sweet treat milkshake vibes and the iced version is better if you're looking for a caffeinated going to work moment."

And somehow it was the correct answer.

Half of my job is responding to nonsense with nonsense and I think it's truly beautiful that that's communication.

[grox]

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[foldingfittedsheets]

[fleshengine]

[brick3621]

Not really, this is one of those posts clearly made to bait a very specific reaction gif and all of us idiots (affectionate) clamber over each other to provide like a reverse feeding frenzy. I’ll give you another example, just check this out:

“I’m still in disbelief at how good Andor was. Andy Serkis’ character during the prison arc alone redeemed all the ills of the sequel trilogy IMO. I need to rewatch it, but I forget how much time I’ll need to commit even though it’s just two seasons. Hey, anybody know how many episodes are in each season?”

[emwheezie]

For the record, I had NO idea about the time knife. I don't really watch tv

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[glutko]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[maidthings]

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

[pangur-and-grim]

she rabbit kicked him off the ledge, then smacked him till he fell

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur after pushing a baby into the abyss

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[northerlyfilms]

15 years of aeiou

july 17 2010