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*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

anthonycrowleymoved

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

anthonycrowleymoved

oh my GOD exactly thank u for putting it into words

bunjywunjy

you know it's REALLY REALLY cold when you look outside and everything is just a tad too bright and there's a glittery edge on the air

gallusrostromegalus

Bonus Mountain States "ah, the weather is fucked air":

Warm-brown-gray later at 1% opacity and slightly lower resolution: smog

Pink, but like, la Croix flavor level pink and super high resolution: extreme UV

Yellow-gray: something is on fire in the neighboring state

Orange-brown: something is on fire in your state

Red, fucking apocalypse Red: motherfucker you had a wildfire evacuation order YESTERDAY

Yellow and gritty: Pine Tree Megafuck Season

Green???: Nature has decided to fuck you in particular with a targeted drone strike of a storm. Hopefully you're good with your gods because you are about to meet them.

sugarvale

argumate

she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though

argumate

he had a body you’d expect to fish out of the river

argumate

her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.

argumate

he had a face you’d want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick.

argumate

ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman.

argumate

it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.

annabellehectorworldofweird

feelingbluepolitics

truth-has-a-liberal-bias

100% TRUE

sallyyates

Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

fail-sage

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

leoiscold

I didn’t know this wasn’t common knowledge. Reblog reblog reblog. It should be.

soistesimmerunserlicht

I caught a sea bass! No, wait- it's at least a C+!

bryant-taylor

The Cartoon Network Renaissance is officially over.

gaycism

how does this already exist

woppy42

#have u considered: moogle gaps

i have now thank you

woppy42

and thank you to @somnambule-plus for my new favorite word… schoogle

woppy42

thank you @firstfandomfangirl

adulthoodisokay

crying

galaxybrainthot

dark google show me forbidden documents

emnide-deactivated20240205

a meme for both those getting the game and those who cannot

ouhhoh

just9gag

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

moony-f

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

badassdemonsword

does anyone else scroll down tumblr mobile and end up being put into a trance by the shitty fake phone game ads

catchymemes

Credit: @unfinstory

gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????