Wilbert My Son

Name is Wilbert. Pikmin Wilbert. (This is my alt blog) @zordthelord

[wizard-eater]

wizad spell of queueueueueueueues you

[wizard-eater]

oh no

[wizard-eater]

How about instead! Counter spell of

[wizard-eater]

Fear™

[serenity-bitty]

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

:)

[zordthelord]

just gotta reblog this 938 times. Seems simple enough.

be right back.

EDIT: CANNOT REBLOG ANYMORE. VERY SAD

@lordthezord

EDIT 2: NEVERMIND I CAN CONTINUE TOMORROW

[zordthelord]

it continues.

[zordthelord]

I may finally rest in peace

Also Sorry for like literally 700 notifications at LEAST

Edit: someone BETTER use that fucking megamind gif

Edit 2: Megamind image

[zordthelord]

[wilbert-pikmin]

him of the doings

[wizard-eater]

wizad spell of queueueueueueueues you

[wizard-eater]

oh no

[wizard-eater]

How about instead! Counter spell of

[wizard-eater]

Fear™

[serenity-bitty]

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

:)

[zordthelord]

just gotta reblog this 938 times. Seems simple enough.

be right back.

[wilbert-pikmin]

nectarst

[movail]

small workout break!

[rainbowgod666]

Smash, next question

[floatingcamel23]

hmmmmm.... pass.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Smash.

[zordthelord]

…fellas.

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

Yes?

[zordthelord]

*heavy sweating*

nnothing

[wilbert-pikmin]

dad wha are u talk about

[wilbert-pikmin]

hungery

am hungers

for nectarst

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[zordthelord]

I finally found this post, keep seeing tumblr landmarks (at least to me they are)

and now…

I know what I must do.

[wilbert-pikmin]

donvt do thsi

pleas

[jammmmmberry]

eep

be an eeby

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 5, 2024

[wilbert-pikmin]

yes pelase

[wilbert-pikmin]

on a scale of one to ten how silly are you.

*pulls out calculator*

*does a series of complex equations* 17

[scoutbert]

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

[blogdeathforever]

why

[bakareeeeeeee-deactivated202502]

do it.

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

THE SHEER POWER OF THE BEING WHO CAN OR EVEN HOPES TO ACHIEVE THIS. U WILL OVERTHROW GOD I PROMISE U.

[mystic-mae]

go ahead

(i have another blog @crossinghopescollective)

[zordthelord]

You’re absolutely mad, loopy, insane, rIdicuLous even for even thinking this is possible.

And I’m all for it.

[wilbert-pikmin]

nectarst

[wilbert-pikmin]

ZordtheLord my ftaher

Farthe

fathre

dad

[only-cat-memes]

[zordthelord]

your mom

[thequeenofallrats]

i would’ve named him muffin

[wilbert-pikmin]

Black Liquorice

[thequeenofallrats]

wait a minute

[wilbert-pikmin]

nectars actually, just heard that from dad

(I REBLOGGED ON THE WRONG ONE BUT IM ROLLING WITH IT)

[only-cat-memes]

[zordthelord]

your mom

[thequeenofallrats]

i would’ve named him muffin

[wilbert-pikmin]

Black Liquorice

[wilbert-pikmin]

dad was tell me about the danger of rosins

is really that bad? What if like nectars

nectars good

[wilbert-pikmin]

Shhh

Name is Wilbert. Pikmin Wilbert. Cool pikmin, love nectars. This is secret blogs, so if you do finding this, goods jobs. Message dad please.

bye bye