[lonelyslutavatar]

have a high quality pocket!Martin meme to print for your personal use

[malpractisnt]

Bertie: I’ve decided to take up the violin. What do you think?

Jeeves: Sir, I believe you may need a large supply of earplugs.

[everythingfox]

Full of helium

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

When Azi finally upgrades his computer it will be to like Windows 95 :). 

[neil-gaiman]

I’m still so proud of his opening hours notice.

[dajo42]

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

“Is Poseidon quivering yet, Jeeves?”

“Indubitably, sir.”

[cardinal-doubtingthomas]

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh

[ineffableghost]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The student shoved her hands into her pockets, slouched on the bench, and stared glumly into the pond. The ducks stared back.

[tundrakatiebean]

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

[mitchipedia]

[neil-gaiman]

And they say the age of heroes is dead.

[everythingfox]

[everythingfox]

Curious

[abitdragonobsessed]

Aziraphale contemplating what he did

[only-cat-memes]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

[lilpy]

Just a little smooch for you 💕

[veil-of-exordia]

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

[awakeagainstmywill]

Aziraphale portrait study - I finally finished coloring it!

I loved his posture, the colors and the lighting in this scene. There are some in-progress snapshots over here.