Huge Glumps

Seen and spotted in the wilderness. I’m the one they don’t tell you about. A new type of Glump.

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Do not forget that my target demographic is ants. I still let human people like and reblog, don’t get me wrong, even following is permitted. I just really, really, love ants.

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Maynard James Keenan has a MatPat number of 3.

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I LOVE WATER

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do you have anything to say to me world or am I just here to figure it out alll on my own blinks wetly causing a fog cloud to APPEAR slightly what the fuck you tell me that’s not how life works but it’s how I work ok? So just let your shame sit in the corner where it belongs ok? I don’t meed anythig thanks I refuse the water the waiter gives me. I don’t like ice in my water.

I need a constant supply of water as I produce the world’s entire supply of fog.. “I think I’m figuring things out!” -what I would say if I were any closer to an answer

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My drafts for anyone wondering

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Beegees come out with their true story- “why I’m addicted to helium”

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If you take anything I say seriously there will be consequences, seriously

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im NOT ACTUALLY doing drugs. just making it sound like I am to seem cooler.

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I’m going to eat at the “breaking bad bar and grill” wish me a grand time

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What if we lived in a nightcore society

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Die Beatles

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two of them have

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available for adoption

rick&morty

mr meeseeks

bird person

tammy

south park

randy marsh aka lorde

grandpa marsh

hazbin hotel/helluva boss

transftm!angel dust & husker*

alastor

rosie

harry potter

severus snape

remus lupin

fred&george weasley*

also ask about our non-canon fictives!

all alters marked with an asterisk (*) MUST be purchased together as a set for a discounted fee of $45USD

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What in the holy freaking heck is wrong with you (pardon my language)

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I’m Smoking that ocean breeze

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19/08/2025

Our dyke of the day, Paul Mccartney has a very special move to show off to woo other queer women at brunch!

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You laugh at babies falling down on americas funniest home videos. But would you push a baby? Probably not.

This explains the difference between a bad man and a rotten one.

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