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[wileythewizard]

comms open!

hello! my comms are open! i have a pretty fast turn around right now as I got laid off recently, and I would love to make some art for you!! hit me up here or on discord at the same name <3

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https://wileythewizard.carrd.co/#commissions

examples under the cut

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My first four Artfight attacks! For lemonadecandysoda, noodleteeth_ , @redheartzone , and rhyan_is)

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Workin on some valentines adjacent chibis for my dnd group :3

Also available as an option on my KoFi 👀

[regzee]

Toya for @wileythewizard

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Jacob Horse girls, they are like sisters to me :3

Forgot i should post this here too hehe

Designs by @onsta , Karina and Nathan @drawfee

[wileythewizard]

I got hacked on tiktok and havent gotten the hutzpa to do anything abt that, so I'm gonna post here (and bluesky) instead! Hopefully. Woo!

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Has anyone done this yet

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I forgot to post this anywhere dhsbs

[wileythewizard]

Have I had these done for a while and just completely forget that in order for people to see them I have to post?? Yes.

We love putting dnd characters in Situations

[wileythewizard]

Hehe did a lil fantasy twist

[sabertoothwalrus]

if you could only have one of these kitchen appliances, which would you pick

toaster

rice cooker

slow cooker

blender

air fryer

mixer

electric kettle

something else (say in the comments)

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2024

[sabertoothwalrus]

should have said this to begin with but this poll was created with the mindset of like. “You move into a dorm/apartment that already has a fridge, stove, oven, and microwave, and you only have space to fit one of these other things.” If the question was like, “you’re in a hotel that has a kitchenette (only fridge & microwave)” that would probably get different answers.

I didn’t include coffee maker because, while yes there are lots of ways to make coffee without one, caffeine addiction is still rampant and a coffee make would have likely swayed the vote.

[ponytailzuko]

how many alarms do you have set in total? (including ones that aren't currently active)

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-50

51-75

76-100

100+

Voting ended onJan 18, 2024

for example, if you go into your alarm app on your phone, how many total alarms are in there?

[alternative-snake]

make a Beast

eyes

wings

legs

teeth

bioluminescence

spikes

fur

nose

claws

scales

height

length

Voting ended onJan 22, 2024

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

[aplpaca]

[astriiformes]

One of my coworkers was telling me that they had seen these really cute trilobite plushies at another gift shop and recommended them to the store manager at our museum, which lead to us scrolling through the manufacturer's website together on shift today and SHRIEKING with laughter at the exact same moment when we simultaneously noticed that they sell a giant $100 eurypterid body pillow

[astriiformes]

Now THIS is what I like to see!!

[barrysjumpsuit]

one lives on my lab couch and 10/10 can confirm best thing to spoon with

[astriiformes]

#they released these at a conference i was at in 2019#i was working a table right next to the pri#people went CRAZY#they sold out in 10 min#and all these grisled old phds were carrying around 5 foot long eurypterids the rest of the day (@barrysjumpsuit)

Hello thank you for the most critical supplemental information I’ve ever received on a post.

[liasangria]

@linddzz

[alopiassupersillyosus]

Hey, y'all remember this post? Well the institution that makes these delightful pillows and stuffed creatures is hurting right now. Unfortunately, a major set of donations never went through, and the institution has been working its butt off to keep running. The efforts of the staff are amazing, but unfortunately it's a very small nonprofit organization so it can only get so far on hard work and dedication.

In spite of all this! Through some amazing marketing and philanthropy work, you can help them out right now! You can make a difference! They managed to get a lovely donor to agree to a match challenge for up to $50,000!!! So if they raise $50,000 they'll actually get $100,000. The match challenge ends on December 31st 2023, and they're already at $26,4448.10 which means they're halfway there!! Please spread the word, if you can't donate then a reblog to someone who can will help.

If the link above doesn't work, you can find the donation page here:

You can make a difference

As we delve into the depths of Earth's prehistoric history, the Paleontological Research Institution (PRI) stands at the forefront of unrave

PRI is an amazing institution that has helped spread climate science education, provided free resources for teachers/educators/students alike, and works hard to aid their community however they can.

If you want to learn more about what PRI has done, and continues to do, check out their website here. They've got a museum, a nature center, and a research collection (which they're trying to digitize, and you can find it here)

[radio-silents]

the star stitcher

[wileythewizard]

My first gomens fanart isn't even of the show proper lol

My partner and I binged s2 and we realized that Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship with God mirrored our char's Umbra and Toya's relationships with ... well, generally a Higher power.

so. yes. Brainrot real

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Artfight dump!! My winning streak continues >:3

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