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[gendervibes]

the world if tumblr let us edit tags instead of having to delete and type them again

[chuckdrawsthings]

do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what

[veganthranduil]

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

[chuckdrawsthings]

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Tonks, whispering: I really want to kiss you.

Remus: Pardon?

Tonks, panicking: I said if you die I won’t miss you.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[oasisofpassion]

BRO. WHAT.

[meet-again]

:D

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Polar opposite of that rickroll gif

[aquacycle]

undertale is a serious game for serious people

[aquacycle]

i’ve been getting notes on this recently, so i decided to make a better version

[multiclassed-deactivated2019020]

this is edging perilously close to being valid the adventure zone fanart and that distresses me.

[we-are-chemically-romantic-deac]

[we-are-chemically-romantic-deac]

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS

[moonblossom]

OH THE HUE MANATEE

[jwb6-deactivated20211231]

The joke is incredibly obvious and the answer is RIGHT there and I still read it as “Card Against Gay Manatee???”

[mmmmmwatermmmsnail]

I forgot the word manatee and thought walrus

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Gay walrus

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that thing where the hallway starts reloading while you’re still walking through it

[doctress]

Sometimes the frame rate drops at random times too, it’s so annoying

I’m just trying to go places, why are the visuals so jumpy

[darkwitchling]

Sometimes i see the earth breathe if i stare long enough

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hi WHAT

[lmaonade]

they added a new feature to this website and now you can make posts 

[rcktpwr]

turn it off

[thebootydiaries]

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

[peepthehooror]

u sound like a virgin

[thebootydiaries]

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

[cosed]

This Blog Is NSFFH

not safe for frog haters

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck u i’m gonna say it: medieval art was not good

[female-presenting-nipples-1]

I like the tiddys

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ah yes the very realistic medieval tiddies

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

when it’s time to feed your baguette

[valtsv]

fictional character: *goes completely apeshit and loses control of their powers after the person they love is threatened*

me:

[valtsv]

fictional character: *can’t bring their powers back down to a safe level after losing control of them and has to be given a cooldown hug by the person they love because they’re the only person who can safely approach them*

me:

[pirategf]

me going to the kitchen for a late night snack

[pokemonstadium2]

I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom

[thebootydiaries]

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

[giggle]

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily