villain, on the phone: we have him
crowley: who
villain: your boyfriend, halt the ranger
crowley: oh
villain: ... âohâ?
crowley: yeah you donât have him, he has you. good luck *hangs up*

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villain, on the phone: we have him
crowley: who
villain: your boyfriend, halt the ranger
crowley: oh
villain: ... âohâ?
crowley: yeah you donât have him, he has you. good luck *hangs up*
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will: i canât believe how low iâve gotten, at this point iâm just drinking my problems away...
halt:
halt: thatâs chocolate milk
Will: Dad, Iâm hungry.
Halt: Hi hungry, Iâm Dad.
Will, tearing up: Did you just make a dad joke?
Halt, sobbing: Did you just call me dad?
Will as a first-year apprentice: oh jeez I don't know about this Halt guy he never smiles and he's scary
Will in the last year of his apprenticeship: Halt is amazing and the best man in the world and practically my dad
Will after graduating: Halt is one hundred percent that bitch here's a song I sing to make fun of him hey Crowley wanna sing along?
will: did you hear about the chef that diedÂ
halt: no
will: he pasta away
halt: i hope you pasta away
will: :(
no name whomst we only know of The Treaty Boy in this house
halt: i only argue when i know iâm right.
halt: which is why iâm always arguing.
halt: shoot him heâs the clone
will: nice try but the real halt would never pass up an opportunity to get shot
Excuse me! Yes! You, my good person, the artist! This is amazing! The shading is beautiful! I envy your background ability! And the fire is gorgeous!
And now you! The person seeing this post! Reblog! This masterpiece deserves more than 7 notes! >:(
I love this sooo much
gilan: good morning, halt.
halt: itâs too early. five more minutes.
gilan: but itâs a beautiful morning.
halt: todayâs canceled. go back to bed.
horace: my head hurts
will: thatâs just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity
Headcanon that no matter which Ranger, no matter how old or young, no matter if theyâre a nervous wreck, confident asshole, or grim old man, Crowley WILL, and I mean WILL, go up to them and trap them in a crushing bear hug if he just-so-happens to catch wind of them having been in even a vaguely dangerous situation since the last time he saw them
He ended up hugging about 98% of the Corps the first time, including first year apprentices heâs never met before, but no one dared say anything, even if they enjoyed the hugs. Itâs mostly in fear of Even Stronger Bear Hugs coming their way. Leander once said he appreciated Crowley going out of his way to give people hugs and Crowley hasnât let go of him since. Once in awhile, Leander will escape Crowleyâs prison. Those rare times leave everyone on edge. No one knows who Crowleyâs next victim will be. Everyone is silent. The apprentices have taken up arms. The young graduates watch each othersâ backs. The seniors keep their distance in hopes that theyâll live to receive their gold oakleaf. Even Halt is afraid. No one is safe. Peace was never an option.
I want a free hug from Crowley
@uncanny-accuracy
If it means I can get a hug from Crowley, I donât mind a broken back
ok but once (in an act of affectionate vengeance) they make a plan, creep up on him and just kinda sorta struggle into a fifty person group hug to make him feel the same weird warm dread of being tackled by a green cloaked cryptid (or a horde of them) that emerged from seemingly nowhere. that is, in a completely unrelated sense, also the day they find out crowley is still, in fact, very capable of crying.
I KNOW IM THE OP BUT THIS POST HAS BECOME SO WHOLESOME UWU
Consider: Crowley jumping people becomes a Thing akin to sneak up on each other on the way to the Gathering. So Crowley does his usual and hug attacks a brand new apprentice, and this kid starts crying because they came from a bad home life and arenât used to hugs, and now Crowley is also crying because he now has another grandson to protecc
But like Will sees him and Crowley goes to hug him and Will just kinda opens his arms and letâs him hug him and it becomes a thing.
This is the best thing to happen to one of my posts
The senior rangers are supposes to meet with King Duncan, everyoneâs there but Crowley is late. Cue Crowley rushing in, apologizing because âtraffic was murderâ, goes on his hug rounds. Doesnât realize until itâs too late the heâd just given Duncan a bear hug, then promptly decides that Duncan must now be included in his hugs
Yes. Yes to it all.
does evanlyn eventually stumble into a meeting, does crowley give duncan a questioning glance and does duncan just go âno. you dumbass dork youâd crush her bones. iâll melt your fucking oak leafâ
âIâll melt your fucking oak leafâ
IM FUCKIGN CRYING THATS THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
Bold of you to assume Evanlyn doesnât say that herself
bold of you to assume evanlyn wouldnât make a running leap for crowley, immediately destroying both his physical form and his feelings
So new headcanon that Evanlyn is the only non-Ranger ever to have effectively tackled Crowley without him seeing it coming
halt: you have a face.
pauline: yes, i do.
halt: i mean, a nice face. you have a nice face.
pauline: thanks, i think.
halt: please accept my attempt at flirting. i donât know what iâm doing.
crowley: if i died, how much would you miss me?
halt: cute how you think death will get you out of this friendship.
will: halt goes to bed after us and is awake before us. does he even sleep?
gilan: i think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.