erectile dysfunction

hello

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

even the baby one i dont give a fuck

[twofingerswhiskey]

are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate 

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

actually when i made this post it was a baby

[ginger-ale-official]

If I were a doctor and someone came to me to have a Pickle Rick tattoo removed I wouldn’t charge them. It would be inhumane for me to make them go on like that

[cockwarmercas]

im sorry the doctor made you pay for the removal but you dont need to subtweet him

[ginger-ale-official]

All my followers do is own me on every post I make

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[sokkalore]

[pastabot]

i know i say this all the time but those old guys with candles and night caps and pajamas knew exactly what the hell was going down

[enwokenment]

[ethernalium-deactivated20191103]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thebootydiaries]

feet pics ma’am 😞 spare feet pics 😞😞

[pleyersupreme]

[thebootydiaries]

[porterr-robinson]

[i-used-to-be-zelda-deactivated2]

OH S H I T

[yeehawlw]

this man singlehandedly throws The biggest curveball i have ever witnessed in a cooking show

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[favoritelatina]

No one:

Me as Sonic:

[twindirtmounds-deactivated20190]

[kaijuno]

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

[conbuzzled]

Alternate universe Ratatouille

[snoozaga]

[kingmanlet]

Ratacoochie

[etienneflore]

im sorry WHAT

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[gucci-urameshi]

[tallocat]

this is the power move immediately above pissing next to someone in an empty bathroom