❝ — hey there 𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕤

some legends are told some turn to dust or to gold but you will remember me remember me, for centuries

[willicmwilson]

bea.‌:

“ oh , i’m ready alright , ” she assured him , her features relaxing into a smile as she slipped her knife back into her pocket. she never thought of herself as someone who was afraid of dying , but whenever her survival instincts kicked in like this she wondered if maybe she was a little bit more attached to this life than she thought. “ in the event of a real attack , and not some dickhead who should know better than to test the daughter of an actual serial killer. ”

william couldn’t help but allow a small sigh of relief to escape his lips as he watched the girl put her knife away. normally he wasn’t one to run from danger, but even then- there were times where he’d prefer to not get in a fight. “glad to hear it!” he responded with a laugh, as he quickly scanned his eyes over the girl, “well yeah, i’m not an idiot,” he responded, despite knowing that most of his actions could be classified as such. 

[willicmwilson]

a small whine escaped from the brunette’s lips as the sunlight hit his face, a reluctant groan following close behind as he forced himself into a sitting position. william wilson was not a morning person, anyone he knew him knew that, percy especially. yet, there they were- william blinking as he tried to adjust to the sudden light, percy’s tall figure barely blocking the harsh rays pouring in from the open window. “any particular reason you decided to wake me up?” he questioned, lifting his head just enough to make eye contact with his spouse. @jeezperseus

[willicmwilson]

theo.‌:

@willicmwilson 

 “But why would they abduct cows?”

Theo’s eyes were narrowed skeptically, boring into Will’s face, though he was unseeing and all thoughts in his head neglected the fact that there was somebody right in front of him. Words drew him back to reality and he shook his head finally, with a resigned air. “No idea. Quicker than raising them, I suppose,” he finally spoke, his scratchy and broken voice still sounding curious and doubtful of his own explanation, though it were logical. “I mean, if mountain trolls were real, you’d expect them to stay away from human settlements, a bit like Polyphemus, wouldn’t you?” 

“but- they’re cows,” the brunette simply responded, still unable to wrap his mind around any sort of logic behind stealing a cow. normally he was a staunch advocate of theft, especially when it came to more peculiar objects, but this just seemed too implausible. what would you even do with a cow once you abducted it? any profitable business would surely need multiples, and abducting that number wouldn’t go unnoticed. “what do trolls have to do with this?” 

[willicmwilson]

littlelovelymemes‌:

(   *  &.   –   AN  ASSORTMENT  OF  RANDOM  TV  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  are  you  hitting  me  up  for  money  with  your  hand  on  my  uh—  ’

‘  are  you  here  to  save  me ?  ’

‘  are  you  sure  we  should  be  doing  this ?   it  kind  of  feels  like  cheating .  ’

‘  come  back  to  bed !  ’

‘  he  just  sent  me  flowers  that  you  send  to  someone  when  you’re  worried  they’ll  never  see  a  flower  again .  ’

‘  he  wore  the  perfume  of  death .  ’

‘  hi  there ,   little  future  train  wreck .  ’

‘  i  accept  that  you  will  be  a  little  intense   –   a  little  too  much  sometimes  because  you  care  so  much .  ’

‘  i  came  back  because  i’m  in  love  with  you .  ’

‘  i  couldn’t  have  you  find  out  without  me  being  there  to  hug  you .  ’

‘  i  don’t  think  there’ll  be  a  next  time .  ’

‘  i  hate  people .  ’

‘  i  knew  you  for  such  a  short  time   &   i’ve  missed  you  forever .  ’

‘  i  know  you’re  not  okay .   i  can  tell .  ’

‘  i  like  the  hat .   i  was  focused  on  that  most  of  the  time .  ’

‘  i  regretted  it  the  moment  i  said  it .  ’

‘  i  think  she’s  in  big  trouble .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  could  make  you  feel  dirty .  ’

‘  invitation’s  open .   you  can  come  along  if  you’d  like  to .  ’

‘  it’s  hard  to  face  the  truth  sometimes .   it’s  scary .  ’

‘  it’s  scary  not  knowing  what’s  coming  next ,   but  you’ve  got  the  worlds  best  safety net .  ’

‘  it’s  where  it  all  began .  ’

‘  i’ll  make  sure  you  get  your  jacket  back .  ’

‘  i’m  a  very  curious  person   &   i  try  not  to  underestimate  people .  ’

‘  i’m  not  here  to  see  you ,   i  have  a  life .   good  lord .  ’

‘  i’m  slowly  poisoning  my  father - in - law .  ’

‘  last  week  some  regrettable  utterances  were   .   .   .   uttered .  ’

‘  let’s  go .   or  we  could  stay   &   .   .   .   i’ll  kill  him .  ’

‘  majority  rules  might’ve  worked  in  medieval  times ,   but  we  live  in  a  civil  society  now .  ’

‘  please  don’t  help .  ’

‘  she  is  a  little  extra .   i  agree .  ’

‘  stay  here .   it’s  nice  here .  ’

‘  that  doesn’t  even  make  sense .  ’

‘  that’s  a  far  cry  from  cigarettes   &   sadness .   that’s  your  usual  m.o.  ’

‘  there’s  no  way  in  hell  that  you  should  have  a  baby .  ’

‘  this  is  unfortunate  timing .  ’

‘  was  that  anger  or  foreplay ?  ’

‘  we  are  lame .   we  are  so  lame .  ’

‘  we  have  a  text  chain .   it’s  mostly  gifs ,   but  sometimes  we  talk  about  how  messed  up  y’all  are .  ’

‘  well ,   if  you’d  let  me  demonstrate   .   .   .  ’

‘  whatever  you  need ,   i’ve  got  you .   all  hands  on  deck .  ’

‘  what’s  wrong  with  you ?   you  look  weird .  ’

‘  why  would  you  come  back ?  ’

‘  you  are  a  bad  girl .  ’

‘  you  are  so  lame .   you  are  both  so  lame .  ’

‘  you  came  across  the  country  to  say  you’re  sorry ?  ’

‘  you  can’t  go  into  marriage  thinking  about  ‘ forever ’ .   who  put  that  stupid  idea  into  your  head ?  ’

‘  you  dodged  a  very  slow  moving  bullet .   i’d  call  that  a  good  use  of  your  time .  ’

‘  you  don’t  need—-   you  don’t  need  an  explanation .  ’

‘  you  don’t  overthink  things  like  i  do .   that  could  be  a  good  thing  too .  ’

‘  you  feel  like  you  need  to  be  a  rock  for  them   &   that  apologizing  shows  vulnerability .  ’

‘  you  have  trouble  apologizing .  ’

‘  you  made  me  feel  dirty .   real  dirty .  ’

‘  your  affair  with  her  was  over .   you  should’ve  stayed  away .   why  did  you  come  back ?  ’

‘  you’re  just  saying  this  stuff  because  you’re  scared ,   or  i’m  scared ,   or  we’re  scared .  ’

‘  you’re  not  here  right  now   &   ,   trust  me ,   you  really  wanna  be .  ’

william | daniel | scott | benjamin | BLAKE 

[willicmwilson]

morgan.‌:

“you’re only working that out now?” her tone was biting, but she didn’t mean for it to be ; his reaction wasn’t exactly what she’d been hoping for, especially not since she was asking him for a favor. “didn’t think it when, i don’t know… you didn’t take me out?” she was trying to be lowkey - voice close to a whisper so no one would overhear and betray carefully chosen words for something more scandalous than an attempted murder. “of course he doesn’t believe in you. he thinks you’re a METAPHOR for my self destruction.” 

will chose to ignore morgan’s snide remark, instead focusing on the continuation of his rant. he still couldn’t comprehend how someone could believe that HE didn’t exist. he was william wade wilson, he was the accountant! he couldn’t believe it! “i can’t believe this,” he mumbled, his frown growing wider as his gaze fell to the ground. it was like his life’s work was falling to pieces in front of his very eyes- it was tragic. “that wasn’t a failure!” he insisted, eyes widening as he lifted his head to look at morgan. “i didn’t even attempt- that was like a decision not to do it,” he tried to explain to no avail. “i’m not a metaphor! i’m will!” 

[willicmwilson]

‘ can i take you to my therapist ? because he thinks i’m making you up . ’ @ircnborn

"how could anyone question MY existence?” william was genuinely hurt, shocked that someone could doubt that he existed, especially when considering the amount of work he’d done to get himself out there. “i can’t believe this,” he muttered to himself, a small frown spreading across his face as he sunk back against the couch. “i’m a failure,” he mumbled, his self-pity reaching an ultimate high as he completely forgot about morgan and her request. 

[willicmwilson]

winnie.‌:

in that moment, winnie curses the fact that he’s so easy to read. all his emotions are front and center right now and they really shouldn’t be. will’s words are so soft and mushy that winnie feels the fondness radiating off his brother. the statement had taken them off guard, is all. it hadn’t been… aw, jeez. now he felt bad. he takes a second to clear his throat, schooling his face into something more neutral before letting out a laugh. “fuck, dude. that’s—” he’s smiling now, and he hopes it comes off as genuine as he feels it. “you sound happy. percy’s a good dude. i just can’t believe you tied the knot already. you’re making me feel old and lonely.”

usually william was able to stay on top of his emotions, choosing to push them to the side in most of his conversations. and yet, sitting there, talking to winnie, he was full of emotion, a wide set smile spread across his face. he was so, happy, he’d never felt so happy, he was overcome with excitement. “yeah, he’s great, amazing honestly-” he said with a laugh, “i wasn’t planning on it happening any time soon, but the situation presented itself, and i just didn’t want to pass it up.”

[littlelovelymemes]

(   *   &.   –   MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS.

‘  i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)  ’ ‘  let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes.  ’ ‘  blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.  ’ ‘  touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease.  ’ ‘  call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me.  ’ ‘  healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake.  ’ ‘  me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess.  ’ ‘  do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both  ’ ‘  *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight  ’ ‘  quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever  ’ ‘  date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places  ’ ‘  any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind?  you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it  ’ ‘  i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them  ’ ‘  *nervously calls crush bro*  ’ ‘  i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues.  ’ ‘  fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october.  ’ ‘  concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now  ’ ‘  i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you.  ’ ‘  i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy  ’ ‘  why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni.  ’ ‘  date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles  ’ ‘  going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together.  ’ ‘  we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking.  ’ ‘  you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe.  ’ ‘  one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them.  ’ ‘  you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking  ’ ‘  why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.  ’ ‘  i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me.  ’ ‘  *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay.  ’ ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’ ‘  the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.  ’ ‘  love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious.  ’ ‘  i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.  ’ ‘  who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’ ‘  i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration.  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others.  ’ ‘  my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning.  ’ ‘  if you think i’m cute send me money.  ’ ‘  one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry.  ’ ‘  not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore.  ’ ‘  there is no reason not to love with you whole heart.  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text.  ’ ‘  ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful.  ’ ‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ ‘  i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything.  ’ ‘  yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff.  ’ ‘  i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  let me show you just how good i can be.  ’ ‘  i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am.  ’ ‘  i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.  ’ ‘  i’m a snail and god is salting me.  ’ ‘  i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die.  ’ ‘  being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me.  ’ ‘  i have hella heart eyes for you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour.  ’ ‘  it’s pretty iconic to like yourself.  ’ ‘  i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)  ’ ‘  i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one.  ’ ‘  to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’.  ’ ‘  i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor.  ’ ‘  on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours.  ’ ‘  alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right.  ’ ‘  tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot.  ’ ‘  catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you.  ’ ‘  smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness.  ’ ‘  self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.  ’ ‘  you didn’t go through all of that for nothing.  ’ ‘  get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be there to take care of you right now.  ’ ‘  home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you.  ’ ‘  i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  ok but platonic forehead kisses.  ’ ‘  my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie.  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately).  ’ ‘  do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks.  ’ ‘  life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep.  ’ ‘  by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12?  ’ ‘  cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part.  ’ ‘  don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit.  ’ ‘  there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?  ’ ‘  if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck.  ’ ‘  i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too.  ’ ‘  my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr.  ’ ‘  you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on.  ’ ‘  don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight.  ’ ‘  not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs.  ’ ‘  it’s you. it will always be you.  ’ ‘  why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

[chacswins]

Devyn & Isaac & Carol & Althea & Diana & Niko & Rohen & Raynor & Bjørn & Persephone

[willicmwilson]

william | daniel | scott | benjamin

[willicmwilson]

bea.:

« STREET SMARTS ! » // @willicmwilson // ACCEPTING !

if there was one thing bea learned living with victor zsasz , it was to be alert at all times. bea knew how to react quickly in life-or-death situations ( her father had put her in so many ). before she even processed everything she heard , she’d already drawn out her knife , and was pointing it straight at her attacker before realizing - he was anything but. “ jesus , kid , ya tryin’ to kill me ? “

“trust me, you’d know if i was trying to kill you,” william couldn’t help but laugh as he spoke, a smirk spreading across his face as his eyes traveled towards the knife in the girl’s hands. his surprise attack had been a foolish move, but he’d be damned if he ever admitted it- besides he wasn’t scared of a knife. “i was just making sure you’d be ready in the event of a real attack,” he bullshitted a response, as he slowly raised his hands into the air. 

[littlelovelymemes]

(    *    & .    —    WILL   &   GRACE   SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  because  that’s  the  way  the  story  of  the  gay  guy  and  the  straight  girl  is  always  told ,  isn’t  it ?  he  broke  her  heart .  poor  her .  but  you  were  just  being  you .  ’

‘  bury  it  deep  inside  you  and  just  cry  in  the  shower  like  a  normal  person .  ’

‘  can  i  take  you  to  my  therapist ?  because  he  thinks  i’m  making  you  up .  ’

‘  halloween  just  happens  to  be  the  one  day  out  of  the  year  that  makes  the  other  364  days  bearable .  ’

‘  he  doesn’t  like  madonna .  ’

‘  hey , we  could  go  out  and  have  life  experiences  of  our  own  then  get  together  later  and  discuss  them .  you  know ,  like  the  people  on  tv  do .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  be  an  adult  anymore .  it’s  very  hard !  ’

‘  i  get  it ,  universe .  i’m  garbage .  ’

‘  i  hate  it  when  bad  guys  are  handsome .  it’s  like  scar  in  lion  king .  ’

‘  i  just  want  somebody  who  gets  me .  somebody  who’s  comfortable  in  my  world  and  makes  me  laugh  and  occasionally  brings  me  flowers .  and …  somebody  who  likes  kittens .  and  the  hardcore  bondage  scene .  ’

‘  i  knew  you  could  either  be  a  guy  i  dated  for  awhile  or  be  a  friend  for  life , but  not  both .  ’

‘  i  know  you  can’t  turn  someone  gay ,  you  can  only  make  them  wish  they  were .  ’

‘  i  know  you  heard  all  that .  so  come  on  out ,  laugh  in  my  face .  ’

‘  i  need  you  to  have  my  back  and  agree  with  everything  i  say .  it’s  your  one  job .  ’

‘  i  was  distracted  because  your  shirt  has  been  open  all  night .  ’

‘  if  i  was  better  at  thinking  of  devastating  things  in  the  moment  i  would  destroy  you  right  now !  but  they  always  come  out  ten  minutes  too  late .  ’

‘  if  we’re  not  with  anybody  when  we’re  old ,  let’s  meet  in  the  middle  of  the  brooklyn  bridge  you  and  me , and  have  somebody  push  us  off .  ’

‘  i’m  a  lady ,  assface .  ’

‘  i’m  going  to  take  the  high  road .  and  not  just  because  i’m  high .  ’

‘  i’m  sorry  i  said  that …  you’re  in  love  with  me .  i  know  that’s  not  true .  ’

‘  i’ve  always  said  that  if  your  genitals  are  on  the  outside ,  you’re  hiding  something  on  the  inside .  ’

‘  i’ve  kissed  her  more  times  than  i  can  count  and  every  single  time  i  felt  something .  ’

‘  let  me  get  out  my  umbrella .  sounds  like  the  forecast  calls  for  hurtful  comments .  ’

‘  look  at  me , i’m  a  freakin’  bombshell .  ’

‘  look  at  you ,  you  little  hottie .  ’

‘  most  human  beings  are  endowed  with  the  capacity  to  feel  human  emotion .  they’re  weak .  ’

‘  my  constant  fear  of  death  has  infused  my  lovemaking  with  a  sense  of  panic  that  has  really  upped  my  game .  ’

‘  no  heterosexual  man  has  ever  sat  this  way .  ’

‘  oh , look !  my  ride’s here  and  it’s  a  huff !  believe  i’ll  leave  in  it .  ’

‘  oh  my  god ,  i  hate  myself .  wait  a  minute ,  why  go  there ?  it’s  negative .  i  hate  him .  ’

‘  oh ,  honey .  i’ve  got  a  fake  laugh  with  your  name  all  over  it .  ’

‘  okay ,  shush ,  i’m  talking .  ’

‘  once  i’ve  taken  my  bra  off  it’s  all  over .  no  way  i’m  strapping  that  thing  back  on  again .  ’

‘  one  of  the  good  things  about  being  single  is  you  learn  how  to  get  through  a  crisis  alone .  ’

‘  people  die .  i  might  die .  even  worse ,  i  might  get  old .  ’

‘  psst . i’d  like  you  to  eat  me .  ’

‘  really ,  when  i  give  you  advice  i’m  just  talking  out  of  my  ass .  ’

‘  sorry  i’m  late .  but  i  got  here  as  soon  as  i  wanted  to .  ’

‘  talk  to  the  boob .  ’

‘  the  point  is ,  this  place  can’t  fix  you  –  because  you’re  not  broken .  ’

‘  they’re  young  and  hot ,  we’re  old  and  not .  nothing  else  matters .  ’

‘  wait  a  minute ,  what’s  wrong ?  wine ,  tissues , charcoal  facial  masks …  all  we  need  is  a  box  of  donuts  and  it’s  a  comfort  kit .  ’

‘  we  are  not  having  a  threeway  again .  ’

‘  we  can  sit  in  the  back  row  and  every  time  straight  people  kiss ,  we  hiss .  ’

‘  what  is  the  problem ?  it  was  just  a  kiss .  ’

‘  which  lever  do  i  pull  to  be  crushed  by  a  safe ?  ’

‘  why  does  anyone  go  to  any  doctor ?  fear  and  pills .  ’

‘  why  is  flaky  such  a  bad  quality  in  a  date ,  but  such  a  good  quality  in  a  crust ?  ’

‘  you  are  exactly  who  you’re  supposed  to  be .  ’

‘  you  brought  liquor  into  a  movie  theater ?  that’s  so  classy .  ’

‘  you  can’t  trust  people  you  met  on  the  internet .  i  went  on  a  date  with  this  guy  i  met  online  and  he  seemed  really  nice .  but  at  the  end  of  the  evening ?  i  stole  $200  from  his  wallet .  ’

‘  you  don’t  understand ,  it  was  a  really  good  kiss .  ’

‘  you  just  kinda  split  yourself  into  two  people  to  get  through  it .  the  person  it  happened  to  and  the  one  who  gets  through  the  day .  ’

‘  you’re  a  tigress !  girl ,  you  sure  know  how  to  put  a  smile  in  a  lady’s  pants .  ’

‘  you’re  an  awful  human  being .  and  i’ll  always  be  here  for  you .  ’

‘  you’re  honest ,  you’ve  got  no  agenda ,  you’re  not  manipulative …  it’s  like  you’re  talking  in  code .  ’

‘  you’ve  never  felt  too  gross  for  sex ?  ’

[willicmwilson]

william | daniel | scott | benjamin

[littlelovelymemes]

(    *    & .    —    THE  GOOD  PLACE  SENTENCE  STARTERS   /  PART 2 .

‘  and  then  i  remembered …  i’m  a  naughty  bitch .  ’

‘  because  i  love  you …  i  think .  no ,  i’m  pretty  sure .  yeah ,  i  love  you .  ’

‘  birth  is  a  curse .   existence  is  a  prison .  ’

‘  girl ,  you  are  a  messy  bitch  who  loves  drama  and  i’m  into  it .  ’

‘  holy  motherforking  shirtballs .  ’

‘  i  am  revved  up  and  ready  to  learn .  my  brain  is  horny !  ’

‘  i  came  to  apologize .  there …  i  did  it .  i  apologized .  ’

‘  i  could  kill  them  right  now  and ,  you  know ,  that  would  be  easy .  ’

‘  i  could  never  get  close  to  anyone .  i  never  even  told  a  boyfriend  i  loved  him .  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  how  to  describe  it …  like ,  a  different  zone  of  time .  no ,  that  sounds  stupid .  a  different  clock  land .  ’

‘  i  don’t  know  how  to  tell  you  this ,  but  i’m  dying .  i  mean ,  we’re  all  dying ,  slowly .  when  you  think  about  it ,  we  started  dying  the  day  we  were  born .  ’

‘  i  don’t  know ,  man .  maybe  just  tell  her  that  you’re  gay .  ’

‘  i  don’t  need  you  to  respond  because  i  know  you  have  trouble  saying  how  you  feel .  ’

‘  i  feel  like  you  always  understand  about  20%  of  what’s  happening .  ’

‘  i  got  a  flu  virus  named  after  me  because  i  kissed  a  bat  on  a  dare .  ’

‘  i  just  have  some  worries ,  as  well  as  some  concerns  that  could  potentially  turn  into  outright  fears .  oh ,  there  they  go .  they  are  fears  now .  ’

‘  i  love  you .  and  i  don’t  need  you  to  respond  because  i  know  you  have  trouble  saying  how  you  feel .  ’

‘  i  was  a  good  person  for  six  months .  that’s  like  five  years .  ’

‘  i  wasn’t  worth  changing  for .  ’

‘  i  will  literally  see  you  all  in  hell .  ’

‘  in  the  words  of  my  actual  friends  :  ya  basic !  ’

‘  is  everything  okay ?  i  mean ,  other  than ,  you  know …  everything .  ’

‘  is  this  why  you  came  here ?  to  scold  me  on  the  metric  system ?  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  eat  all  this  chili …  and / or  die  trying .  do  you  want  any ?  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  miss  you ,  bud .  ’

‘  i’m  outtie ,  see  ya  in  hell !  ’

‘  i’ve  gained  a  lot  of  new  skills  recently .  for  example ,  i  learned  how  to  be  passive  aggressive .  totally  fine  that  you  guys  didn’t  notice .  ’

‘  love  isn’t  a  triangle ,  it’s  a  five  dimensional  blob .  ’

‘  more  guys  should  be  bi .  it’s  2018 .  it’s  like ,  get  over  yourselves !  ’

‘  none  of  your  exes  have  gotten  over  you .  ’

‘  oh no !  now  the  thing  i  said  after  we  kissed  will  always  be  ‘ hot  diggity  dog . ’  oh  well ,  it  was  an  honest  reaction  and  i  stand  by  that .  ’

‘  somehow ,  i  never  want  to  leave  you .  ’

‘  that  broke  me .  i’m  done .  ’

‘  that’s  not  a  present .  that’s  just  common  decency .  ’

‘  the  other  possible  medical  diagnosis  is  that  you’re  just  a  bit  of  a  dick .  ’

‘  their  bodies  are  made  very  poorly .  they’re  mostly  goo  and  juice .  you  just  take  the  juice  out  and  then  they’re  dead .  ’

‘  there’s  no  point  to  anything  and  you’re  just  gonna  die  so  do  whatever !  ’

‘  ugh ,  of  course  your  hugs  are  amazing .  ’

‘  wasn’t  he  banned  from  disney  world  for  biting  buzz  lightyear ?  ’

‘  what  a  creep .  why  was  i  friends  with  him ?  ’

‘  whatever  progress  i  have  made  it’s  because  you  and  i  have  become  friends .  ’

‘  whenever  anyone  tells  me  a  story  about  their  life  i  imagine  all  the  people  as  being  super  hot .  otherwise  i  quickly  lose  interest .  ’

‘  who  the  hell  is  this  chick ?  ’

‘  why  do  bad  things  always  happen  to  mediocre  people  who  are  lying  about  their  identity ?  ’

‘  why  is  it  every  time  a  new  thing  is  invented  humans  immediately  try  to  use  it  for  porn ?  ’

‘  yeah ,  i  love  you .  ugh ,  that’s  embarrassing .  i  feel  so  itchy .  ’

‘  you  are  too  selfish  to  ever  be  a  good  person .  ’

‘  you  got  it ,  you  piece  of ...  butt .  ’

‘  you  need  to  ghost  her .  disappear .  block  her  number .  bonus  :  anything  she  left  in  your  apartment  is  now  legally  yours .  ’

‘  you  are  brilliant ,  charming ,  obviously  gorgeous .  ’

‘  you’re  my  friend .  that’s  why  i  can’t  kill  you .  ’

[willicmwilson]

william | daniel | scott | benjamin 

[willicmwilson]

winston.‌:

every witticism that inhabits his head leaves him — just like that. winston is left blinking at his brother, frozen for a second as he processes the words. “you what?” the squawk, though undignified, is all winnie can manage in the moment. “you and percy what? when? w– how?” then, never the one to be shaken to their core enough to not make a joke — “wait, are you pregnant?”

will wished it had gone better- that he could have taken the time to build up to his big announcement, that his older brother would’ve actually been receptive. but, he figured it had been too much to ask. but he’d settle for his brother at least knowing. it had killed him not being able to tell anyone, not being able to share his happiness with those he loved. “we got married,” he responded, a faint smile appearing on his face, ”new year’s eve,” he continued, choosing to ignore the rest of his brother’s statement. 

[willicmwilson]

winston.:

“oh, the prodigal son arrives!” sarcasm thick in his voice, winston matches the tone with an incredulous wave of his hands. though he’d arrived to their meeting barely ten minutes ago, he still finds it in him to act as if he’s the superior one here. “i don’t know, what is up? are you gonna tell me what you arranged a lunch date — lunch not included, by the way! — for?” the suspicious look at william tops his sentence off, scrutinizing his brother with narrowed eyes.

“there’s no need to be rude,” william responded, his brown eyes narrowing slightly as he leaned back into the worn leather booth. he hadn’t come to fight with his brother, but he’d be damned if he let the older male get away with talking to him like this. “fine fine, i’ll tell you,” he had initially planned on waiting until after lunch to tell his brother, but things change. “percy and i got married,” he announced, a smile quickly spreading across his face- it was the first time he’d told someone, and it felt even better than he’d expected. while the circumstances leading to the nuptials made it seem like a mistake, to william it was anything but- just poor timing. 

[willicmwilson]

dinah.‌:

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“Dude, I swear, I just, like, painted there.” Dinah said. She paused her own painting, the roller tilted to the side in her hand, and watched him for a moment. Then, she bit her lip. “Could you, uh, maybe try to anywhere else?”

for once in his life william was taking something seriously, and as far as he was concerned he was doing a good job. normally, when a presented with a bucket of paint and told to paint the side of the building, he would’ve spent his time painting male genitalia. in fact, he’d planned on doing so- but upon seeing the damage up close he was overcome with a desire to help. and as it turned out, painting was surprisingly easy, and not to mention fun! a wide grin appeared across his face as he moved his roller up and down, coating the wall in a thick layer of paint. dinah’s comment caught him off guard, like a sucker punch to the throat- his eyes widening as he turned his focus to the wall. “oh shit!” he cried out as he turned to look at her, “i don’t know how i missed that!” then, rather sheepishly he moved further down the wall, carefully checking to make sure dinah hadn’t already painted there before he raised his roller. “i swear i’ll be more careful!” he meant it, but knowing william it was unlikely that it’d happen. 

[willicmwilson]

much to the surprise of absolutely no one, william wilson was running late- he was always late, constantly rushing into class a few minutes late, showing up late for plans, you name it. only this time was especially bad because he’d been the one to suggest going to lunch, only to show up a half hour late, a sheepish grin plastered across his face as he slid into a booth across from his brother. “what’s up?” he asked, deciding it was best to not bring up how late he was. “there’s something i’ve been meaning to tell you,” he added, providing an explanation for the last minute invite. @chacticbastard

[willicmwilson]

it felt like an eternity had passed since the storm broke, and he’d lost track of percy in the ensuing chaos as everyone rushed to reach their safety zones. he’d cursed himself for being so foolish, for letting the other slip out of his grasp- but he knew it’d be foolish to chase after him. so, reluctant, william went to his zone. he had no intentions of staying put, he just wanted to let the chaos die down before he set off to find his husband.

but the longer he waited, the more his panic seemed to grow- and before he knew it, he was on the verge of a full blown panic attack. a sense of dread filled him, and his thoughts turned dark- as his worry for percy only grew. and then he was running, his only focus finding percy.

and then the mist came, filling william with a new kind of fear- overwhelming him, forcing him to his knees as he cried out. “percy,” he shouted, tears streaming down his face as he cried out for the other male. completely drained, yet, in his determination to find the other male, he drug himself across the hall way, each move becoming harder and harder, before he ultimately collapsed in a heap, his sobs echoing through the hallway. @jeezperseus​

[willicmwilson]

percy.:

he knew that he and will were, in a way, inevitable, but he’d been having trouble actually reconciling himself with that idea. they were just so messy, he thought. he hadn’t meant to end up with him, but he had. percy had just been fucking around. he’d just been having fun. he didn’t mean to catch feelings for will. they were best friends and then they were more. he didn’t want to lose him because he couldn’t keep his damn heart outta their mindless shenanigans. and percy always thought he’d wind up with some pretty person who reigned him in and made him a perfect person like them, not someone who was just like him, someone who he had more fun with than late night talks or anything of the like. will took him as he was and it drove percy crazy. will preferred the fucked up version of percy, the real version of percy, to the person everyone wanted him to be. ( he liked percy, not perseus. ) ❝ sorry isn’t going to make us, like, not fucked, ❞ he said, angry and bordering on hysterical. drunk shenanigans were something he and will had plenty of, it was at least half of their time, actually. party squad meeting up every weekend to go to a party together before will and he broke off to do their own shit and eventually find their way back to either will’s apartment or percy’s dorm. ❝ dude, i really, really hope not. ❞ he looked down, the anger draining from him like helium from a popped balloon. he let his hand be held, gently moving to lean his head on will’s shoulder, mind still swarmed. ❝ i, like, can’t die, but my dads are pretty fuckin’ creative, will. but… if i do, you’re probs going too. joint casket ? that’d be hot. ❞ even in this time of great stress, he still makes jokes.

william was still angry, but it teetered more on frustration, he felt like screaming, he wanted to stomp around the room yelling expletives, throwing things at the walls- but he held his temper, realizing it would only make the situation harder. he didn’t know what to do, he was no stranger to making bad decisions, like the time when he was ten and he tried to skate board down the stairs, or when he was sixteen and bought weed from a man on a street corner. but this, getting married, was a whole new type of bad decision. he hated to even call it one, but the poor timing, the drunken nature of the whole affair made it one. he wished he could go back in time and stop himself from suggesting it- but he couldn’t, and that meant he needed to own up to his decision. “i know,” he whispered, allowing a sigh to escape from his lips, his gaze falling to the floor. william had no doubt that while his own parents would be disappointed, they’d come to accept the decision, perhaps even support it. percy’s dads were another story- they saw him as a bad influence, a screw up, and despite his many efforts to prove them otherwise- this one action pretty much sealed his fate as far as they were concerned. william wade wilson was a terrible influence. “let them fucking try,” he managed to laugh, his grip on percy’s hand tightening as he turned his head slightly, “who’d get to be on top?” he asked, a twinkle returning to his eye as he momentarily relaxed, despite the seriousness of the situation.