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[nonbinary-lifehacks]

uhhhh nonbinary hack is. uh. we all hold hands and uhh. merge into a single unknowable entity.

I’m ready when yall are!!

[strugglingbutihavecats]

IM UNDER THE UMBRELLA, COME ON EVERYBODY

[willsolaceisawesome]

Come on guys

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Npt!! @regulusfawn @eyes-withoutt-a-facee @reggie-little-mermaid @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @whatonearthisgoingon @prosperoisadiva @justainsanenobody @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @fictionalsimp09 @bartysgreenstripofhair @allmywordsandworlds @rosekiller27 @7975348473 @5tars-in-my-eyes @b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @darlingmylovethatsmurder @coffeestainedstars @laced-in-ruin @kade0-09 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @vivaciousmessypixie @dontyoudarejudg3 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @viscountessnila @lawnmower56 + anyone else who wants to <33

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

hmhmhmgmgmgmmm

i think youre GAY and also that you love kitkats you give off that sorta vibe

this is fun tho tell me your predictions:D

@ghostlynocturnalspirit @rosekiller27 @tumbleintomyheart @em0tionallymotionsick @rustytyperwriter @loonylara @burntrosier @lilyduhhh16 +anyone else who has predictions!!

[em0tionallymotionsick]

theatre kid.

@mossy-of-the-valley @starcroww @tumbleintomyheart @darlingmylovethatsmurder @loonylara @ghostlynocturnalspirit @coffeestainedstars @goopymoons @regulusfawn +open tags

[starcroww]

My theory is that you're cool and also gay.

@sspadfoot @loonylara @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @darlingmylovethatsmurder @withdevovotion @mossy-of-the-valley @coffeestainedstars + anyone else who's perceived me

[coffeestainedstars]

i feel like you’re left handed

and you really like crows

@goopymoons @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @allmywordsandworlds @ellieslefteyesocket @18magnoliastreet @sad-traffic-cone @messercrashem + open

[emotional-traffic-cone]

you either really like or really hate steak and shake

same thing with Xtreme pizza

and you're the person to be like "oh i totally failed that quiz" and then got a 99%

np tags: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @southerncutss @edensolace @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @loonylara @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m and anyone else who wants to

[edensolace]

Your username came from you staring out a car window on a rainy day and seeing a lonely orange traffic cone in the middle of the road. It affected you more than you let on.

You also love the night sky.

Tagging @ars-per-aspera @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @miniaturespirestorm @justaredconversegirl @asistanttothewallflower @forghunter @pairofgoggles @nightmarebyanothername @moonys-chocolate28 @ilowkeyhateithere @ghost-in-park @coffee-is-my-oxygen @enjoyerofminttea @aamtreeanalogy @actuallyathena05 @demographictransitionmodel @the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @sad-traffic-cone @omnipotentnothing @rainey-starz @loonylara @em0tionallymotionsick @dootdoodle @fxtion-fweax @onecoolbeetle @imkindasleepdeprived @princesswidget @lesbianraccoon47 @reggie-little-mermaid @nymsley @hazelbuckley @krow-offical @todd-andersons-notes-app @n1h1l1ty-vo988id and anyone else who wants to participate :))

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

you crochet I can feel it in my soul

@avoidant-gf @scatteredsunshine @wyyles @prettypinkbubbless @riotverse

@anothertorturedpoetmarie @pommedeterrier @sophia1959 @atsecretgardensinmymind @frankenstn

@melucia @nelly-rebellyyyyy @miketober

NO PRESSURE TAGS <3

[atsecretgardensinmymind]

you have like a million different light sources in every room there will be no big lights anywhere

npt: @justalunaticfangirl @demographictransitionmodel @drpeppercreamsodaa @prophecyhaunted @sophia1959 and anyone else who wants to join!

[justalunaticfangirl]

oooh this is fun

you love opening windows in the spring, but you have allergies

no pressure tags: @poorlythoughtoutdescisions @isalikescherriesandblue @hijabi-flavored-nerd @typingwithmyhandstied @fandom-queen-13 @runasulienadanika

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

oh you were definitely a little bit of a menace to society as a little kid

@runasulienadanika @riven-wanders @t0mmmy81 @umactuallyidkbutsparkles @chocolatexx111 @infinity-times-infinity + anyone else!

[chocolatexx111]

i actually have no weird theories about you except perhaps that u are a spectacular writer and human ;)) (not a weird theory i know)

open tags!

[middle-fab]

Was not tagged in this. I am still playing. Mwahahahaha

Tags

@sageserenade @maxtheweirdo1812 @potpigu @j0vialmoon @raer0se @valeriewarrior137 @swamperite13 @aliscat11 @sundew-sunrise @emocabin10boy @jello-the-frog @potatotato-26 @alt-luck4435 @kyareads @nat20charismasave @belagator @virtualfaes-blog @ieathekids @orangemilk64 @willsolaceisawesome @jingle45081 @buzzzbun @chillipeppep @jellyfish-mp3 @lonely-gay-fool @starsandwavesblog @chaosbitez @visuzette @imarandomgamer @i-wish-i-was-a-mii @roninninjagoismygoat @kaboodlesdoodles @unbeknownsttoast @lesausageperson @strawberrythegremlin @josiethesaxist @/choclatexx111

[willsolaceisawesome]

You’re an old man secretly

tags @dogwaterdish @nicothespy

you are the only people I see in my tag list

[willsolaceisawesome]

…Praying you’re not a bot

I’m not I promise

[negative-nova]

URGENT: My child is in the ICU fighting for his life due to severe respiratory distress. He needs medicine immediately that costs $150. Please, any donation or even a reblog can help save my innocent child's life. Time is running out

Please reblog this

[sunnfl0w3rr]

mutuals if I like your vent post I promise I’m acknowledging your post and sending happy thoughts and hoping your ok bc I don’t know what to say and I promise I’m not happy you’re in pain

[petzah394]

[mothlily78]

You already know

[ac3-da-cas3]

moths :3

[cosmic-entity-official]

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical MOFFS

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Jokes on you I had this post scheduled!

[willsolaceisawesome]

Me too

[petzah394]

[mothlily78]

You already know

[ac3-da-cas3]

moths :3

[cosmic-entity-official]

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical MOFFS

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Jokes on you I had this post scheduled!

[willsolaceisawesome]

Moth

[willsolaceisawesome]

sry

if I went weird on your posts yesterday sorry I was in that state of sick where it seems like I’m drunk so sorry to anyone that was weirded out

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[aspec-woomy]

I fucking can't with his little face

[willsolaceisawesome]

So smooshable

[drivemetogeek]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

[q-isthebestletter]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the floor as a young man

I'm aromantic which means I'm attracted to the sink in my stomach

I'm aroace which means I'm attracted to you as well and I don't know where to begin to get back into my head

[acexualien]

I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the post office today so I can make it up to you in the morning

[thismeddlingkid]

I'm asexual which means that I'm attracted to the narrative

[Id: Tweet from @/jayreid2001 that says, "Here's a fun game: Type 'I'm (sexuality) which means I'm attracted to' and let predictive text fill out the rest." End ID. ]

[william-shakesfeare]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to anyone seeing my favorite fictional characters

[cosmic-entity-official]

I’m aroace witch means I’m attracted to the devil

w h a t

@subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @willow-wisp-fae @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[weedleysnumberonefan]

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you

YO

Open tags

[cosmic-entity-official]

sorry I’m dating the devil apparently

[babylon-butterfly]

I’m gay which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to be a lesbian

BAHAHAHA

[cosmic-entity-official]

Sorry still dating the devil

But I appreciate it

[circesnymph57]

I’m lesbian which means I’m attracted to women who don’t have any problem being gay or lesbian or gay or straight and I’m not a straight person

[numb3r1br1llf4n]

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to men who are attracted to me

[willsolaceisawesome]

I’m bi which means I’m a woman so I’m a man so I’m a woman but I’m a man and I’m not gonna say anything about it I’m not a woman I don’t want you guys being a woman I’m just a woman I want you guys are not like you know I want

…. What

[willsolaceisawesome]

guys request Percy Jackson or owl house art (any characters/ships) I’m bored it’s free im not ai and if you ask me my dying from dehydration self will take a sip of water! So just fuckin do it I’m bored

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm convinced this is an ad for every product in existence

[thedeepcathedral]

This made me feel like a crazy person

[caninetofive]

All of this fucking Product Placement what do you mean you cracked the fucking eggs with your bare hands there's a perfectly good product for that

[willsolaceisawesome]

What if… it’s not an ad for anything

[willsolaceisawesome]

if I messaged you about a click fan community I mean it’s on tumblr not discord oops lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[knightshade86]

[willsolaceisawesome]

Come on little girl come to tumblr

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[thetyrannytranny]

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

[drudg30n]

mine woulf be bitch. just bitch

[simonsays-begaydocrime]

idk if i would do bitchsays-begaydocrime, simonsays-bebitchdocrine, or simonsays-begaydobitch(es?)

kinda like them all

[idontexist734]

bitchdontexist734 is fun

[sell-my-soul]

sell-my-bitch

[heartattackinblackdye]

bitchattackinblackdye… i kind of like it

[novalunarabem]

novalunabitch (it works bc of how we made “lunarabem” trust)

If people don’t agree that it works, then just novabitch

[i-am-basement]

I-am-bitch

Makes sense

Open tags

[one-and-only-dandeo]

one-and-only-bitch

lolz

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

wouldntyouliketoknowbitchboy99

Ok I love that

Open tagsss :P

[flicksuniverse]

uuhhh flicksbitch…

i dont know what to say about that i feel like im ina toxic relationship wiht my witch gf

@mothmans-annoying-cousin @moony-buckets @samrusselcertifiedadorbs

[moony-buckets]

Moonysbitches

This is funny given the actual meaning of the bucket :0

@the-apartment-complexxx @simonsaysvore @froffersthegrog

[yippee-tippee]

yippee-bitch or bitch-tippee… hm… i pick yippee-bitch

Okay, im scared of both of these.😓

[otlantispearlxox]

Otlantisbitch or Bitchpearl-

…

both suck- Bitchpearl is better tho ig

if i did this w my ship acc itd either be Bitchsxbeloveddd or Byakuyasxbitchhh- ……i mean…. The first one IS accurate- /aff

[s4pphicfurryr4ve2769]

sapphicfurrybitch

lollllz

@gracehasaspacesuitquestion @faeriezone @b0nez4may0r @ki1zzm3-g00d-na1t + open tagzz

[silvermistymoon]

Silverbitchmoon sounds kinda cool ngl

@cantchooseafav @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @effortlesslysweet @narwhals-randomness @melancholicwarlock @yelenaschild + open tags

[cantchooseafav]

cantchooseabitch (I got all them bishes)

@classic-cevans @achilles-real-bride @condors-safety

[condors-safety]

condors-bitch

yeah i’ll be leon kennedy’s bitch (my url is supposed to be my oc, who leon calls “safety”, and he’s condor one…”

@hunterstieller @saltnburnbaby @wayward-huntress

[wayward-huntress]

there is only one possible combination here: wayward-bitch

Hehehehehe

@ghostofpatrickshand @theadventuresofcas tagging you two bc I wanna see what you come up with lol

[theadventuresofcas]

well- theadventuresofbitch makes the most sense here (or alternatively the funnier option- thebitchesofcas)

@ghostofpatrickshand @capetown-devotee @sickkvalentine + whoever else!

[sickkvalentine]

i instantly thought of sickkbitch and laughed wayyy too loud..

npt @where0worlds0collide @leointrousers @skelpiescool + open

[where0worlds0collide]

worldsbitch I truly am the world’s bitch

@fishermansfriendsworld @strangedarlinggg @austenliketexas and all else

[austenliketexas]

Bitchliketexas hmmmmm Texas is a bitch!

@igottabelive @kitcats-1-braincell @iamnotstuckinthevoid @panicatthepisscoxd @callovesmen

[iamnotstuckinthevoid]

iamnotstuckintheBitch

vaguely sexual but okay

@silly-moth-123 @robinparravel @magicalmysteryperson @goremagalavt @stinkykittypet and anyone else

[magicalmysteryperson]

magicalmysteryBITCH

@disastr0 @drowninnoodles @antenna-bug @grmpgm @thornycannery

[drowninnoodles]

bitchinnoodles

sounds like something id actually use tbh

@sharksarewaybetterthanhumans @altblock-tm @ssiren-studioss

[legendarysunshine]

Legendaryb1tch

Hmm…

@walking-mushroom @chr0nically-b0red @lelethetopicchangerisbackalready

[walking-mushroom]

walkingBITCHH

openn

[willsolaceisawesome]

willsolaceisbitch not great grammar I like bitchsolaceisawesome more

Open!

[willsolaceisawesome]

Please join my the click comunity

Search the click then community plsplsplsplspslps

[willsolaceisawesome]

hey new mootie I thought you were a bot and apparently you like elio mei too yayyyyyy :3

Yay Elio mei party! I’m personally a big fan of his older albums like to exist with you I’m obviously a big fan of what’s going on I was introduced to him with that awesome animation but what’s your favorite song? I am desperate to talk to another fan of Elio Mei my girlfriend isn’t a fan of his style so I’m desperate