such a sucker for this fucking team

this is a brainrot sideblog, welcome to hell. My interests include Tyler Seguin, Marc-Andre Fleury and the goddamn fucking Toronto fuckshit Maple Leafs, fuck. Also, I write about 16/34/88 fucking because fanfic solves everything. icon drawn by the lovely mxaether.

[nuge]

[sunshinefleury]

{+} FLOWER

source

[leafsbasket]

[crosbieksa]

I present to you, a very disoriented, grumpy and shirtless Erik Karlsson being abruptly awoken. 

[deadbydevotion]

staring at the harsh cold sea (empty black tv screen) waiting for my husband (20+ random athletes) to return from the war (the offseason)

[dilftanger]

really nice when players i hate collect themselves neatly on the same team. makes my Hater Beam that much more concentrated and powerful.

[teddybeartoss]

the mcmann woll benoit knies friend group has been decimated

[coffeefocusrat]

[pokedcheck]

the camera pulling back to reveal FOUR blue jays politely waiting with two coolers behind vali fucking KILLED ME

[ruslanfedotenko]

Montreal Canadiens @ Carolina Hurricanes ⤷ May 29, 2026 | Eastern Conference Finals Game 5

[merrygosorry14]

Can’t believe the kn*ghts have had one of the most beloved goalies of all time along with the most hated goalie of all time

[based--ball]

blue jays daily caffeine report (from @/batboysbaseball on instagram)

notes below if you want to know but not watch lol:

Vladdy: 1 coffee

Ernie: iced coffee before games

Kaz: 2 redbulls

Davis: no coffee, but 4 scoops of pre-workout (2 of which dry. ew.)

Davis reports that Addison takes "like 8" scoops of pre-workout. I choose to believe that this is an exaggeration. Please.

Andrés: 1 coffee in the morning, then a cappucinno or vanilla latte pregame

Myles: "no coffee, all redbull, and some soda sometimes"

Vali: 3 cups of coffee

Jesús: coffee but not everyday because he sleeps enough and is fine usually

Gaus: at least 2 coffees

Sosa: 1 coffee in the morning, 1 coffee pregame

Jeff: 1 or 2 black coffees in the morning, 1 redbull when he gets to the bullpen

Lukes: morning coffee, redbull upon arrival, preworkout before BP and again before the game

[willyismybicycle]

The way 8 scoops of pre work out would kill a man but like also, it’s Addy, and so I wouldn’t even be surprised if that was true 😩

Shoutout to Davis for voluntarily giving us this information

[qui22]

👍 we need to take tage thompson to a shopping center and lose him there

[willyismybicycle]

This is far too polite

[tetrisfag]

sweden v. finland men's preliminary match | WHOLE HOUSE MAD

[willyismybicycle]

HANG THIS IN THE LOUVRE

[m34tthews]

dog dad duties

[njdev1l]

Sweden vs Slovakia

14.2.2026

[willyismybicycle]

HELP HAS HE EVER LOOKED BETTER WOWOWOOWOW