close but never quite right

JARAYA ALANO. "To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die."

[charlotteedwards1999]

[willyoumarrymewatermelon-blog]

your music taste takes me to places

[willyoumarrymewatermelon-blog]

i have my own idea of you and i don’t care if it doesn’t match with reality. i’m okay. 

[appleofmypi3213]

Apple had so much fun at the park yesterday! He was going down the slides by himself and was enjoying it. Then we got to the swirly one….and…that scared him a bit lol he was pooped and slept like that for like 2 hours when we got home haha.

[little-flowerrr]

[orangeis]

[yourhue-deactivated20200707]

Black women and girls lost to gun violence, police brutality, intimate partner violence and transphobia:

  Dana Larkin

Kassandra Perkins

Rekia Boyd

Tarika Wilson

Aiyana Stanley-Jones

Adaisha Miller

Brandy Martell

Deanna Cook Patrick

Tyisha Miller

Ashley Sinclair

We remember your names and we honor your lives.

[cinnamonsouffle]

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

IT’S BACK

[thefourteenthdoctor]

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

[deathlehem]

[lubricates]

the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way

[xspacekush]

[awwww-cute]

This little guy was one of the last babies of the summer last year. He knew exactly how to get all the attention

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

[clubpenguln-deactivated20130825]

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

[relahvant]

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

[heyfunniest]

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

[greekgodsforsocialjusticearchive]

My mother is an EMD and these things can definitely cause some damage.

My workplace also had to have a full scale evacuation just before I started because someone found one of these in the back parking lot.

If you see them, DO NOT TOUCH. Do not go near them. Do not let anyone else go near them. CALL THE POLICE AND REQUEST THE BOMB SQUAD. They can’t do much, but they will cordon off the area and keep people from getting hurt.

~Persephone 

[spukytwiggymyers]

so in my not so great days i made some of these with  friends, but we didnt melt the cap part together, we left the cap on, which means itll explode in a few seconds, and no one could accidentally pick it up or anything

these fuckers right here will seriously hurt you.

dont be a fucktard and try to hurt people with these or think its a cute prank, cuz they will end up in the fucking hospital, and that would make you a piece of shit.

these fuckers are louder than a gunshot, and harmful as fuck. 

dont be a dick.