The Foursquare of Feelings

I'm Aubri I'm 25 I live in Portland and I eat and talk and blog

[magical-girl]

[effington]

Not sure what to expect from this AirBNB I just booked but excited to find out

[grimelords]

my new podcast is going to be me going to a psychic every episode and asking them a different mythbusters episode summary

[sharkiethedork]

Visit Original Link

[mmothmanners]

The product of several weeks. Working on and off between classes, projects, and commissions, I was finally able to finish this. Please enjoy one of my favourite snippets from The Adventure Zone.

[shownumetal]

everything happening here

[effington]

Whoa my god

[uhrair-blog]

my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.” - woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door - rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

[danielkanhai]

man i was walking to work today from the subway and i saw these two businessmen in suits talking, but they were doing that stupid thing where they were standing with like four feet of space between them, like, just screwing with the flow of a sidewalk for no reason? like they’re afraid if they stand a little closer someone’s gonna run up and marry them to each other. anyways, as i was cutting between them i looked over at one of them and our eyes locked just as he was saying, and this is the only thing i heard him say with a creepy grin on his face, “sweater meat.” and i swear i was just like, “eugh!?” and sped up a little. like it’s the grossest thing you could be talking about in the middle of the sidewalk in broad daylight. his face got all creased and shadowed as he said it, it’s like he didn’t even say it, it’s like the words oozed out of his pores like tentacles and tried to get at me. 

is there even a sleazier way to talk about boobs? sweater meat? it’s practically the middle of summer, no one’s wearing sweaters. your creepiness isn’t even seasonally appropriate. i know you’re not from another hemisphere, buddy. it doesn’t even make sense. i wish his friend had been like, “but wait, nick, if boobs are sweater meat because when girls wear sweaters, they’re in them. what about when we wear sweaters? are we the meat inside the sweaters?”

and the first guy gets all defensive and stammers as he wipes at his brow, “what the fuck kind of nonsense are you talking about, huh? how can you and i be sweater meat? we’re nick and david!” he gulps. “to suggest…to suggest that when i wear a sweater i am also meat inside a sweater. i don’t…the meat is the boob, you dumbass! i’m nick! i’m not the boob! i’m not made of m- i’m- when i- i ain’t never wore no sweater in my life! i’ll fuck you up you say that shit to me again!” late that night he’s standing in the dark in his bathroom wearing a sweater, just staring at himself in the mirror.

[grimelords]

loving these campaign posters. #BabyPassportPhoto2016

[deathlehem]

anxiety: beware

me: ?? can u be more specific

anxiety: :)

[deathlehem]

PSA about Netflix's The Characters As a huge fan of improv comedy and of Lauren Lapkus as a person, the first three episodes were a letdown That being said, Kate Berlant's and Natasha Rothwell's episodes are fucking genius and revelatory and I will recommend them to any human person that will listen to me and I hope you the reader are one of those

[deathlehem]

Can anyone direct me to the vine of the republican candidate who is controlled by the wizard

[catzgba]

i’ve figured out why i hate yoshi.

[catzgba]

ok so yoshi used to be my favorite mario character but I’ve started to distrust him over the years and I have only now gotten to the bottom of why. Basically in mario world and the earlier games he is just a weird dinosaur and I like him a lot but later on his hands start to look more like humans hands and it is perverse. In the most recent appearances he starts to stand more upright and walk and gesture like a human and it is then that yoshi becomes disturbing and warped.

[catzgba]

Yoshi is a wild animal and he has no sense of right or wrong. Its ok when hes a dinosaur because he’s just a funny animal that doesn’t understand but here in the last picture he is walking and acting like a human and even sticking his butt towards the camera in a sassy way. But he still has yoshi’s head and has eyes that show no higher intelligence or capacity to act in the interest of any but its own survival. Itd be okay if he talked or something, it’s not just that he’s anthro, anthro is ok. It’d be more like if a dog had a human’s body but still acted like a dog and barked and pooped outside. But sometimes it’d do something really clearly human like unwrap a burger and eat it like normal so that you would start to have questions.

[officialnaomicampbell]

[down2cry]

GOOD lord 

[deathlehem]

It is incredible to me that both Superman and Captain America were in the Scott Pilgrim movie and were both defeated in physical challenges by Michael Cera

[absolutetravist]

[jordanashleighr]

Miss you, Harris.