big booties pls

Lotti / Arizona / 19

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[kittybroker]

Fish a little bit of nothing right out of the free bin today! What a deal!

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪Honest, raw, real communication changes everything. Get it out. Unburden yourself. Say what you feel.‬

[bisexualcrabking-deactivated202]

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[frogmoss1]

My pussy barks

[rylandsgrace]

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[goodreadss]

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[outburstsoftheordinary]

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh wow they sure did vaporise that car into red mist

[thirdwizard-who]

@identifying-cars-in-posts?

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1994-1996 Ford Aspire

[polyphonetic]

(formerly)

[adamtheredbeard]

I’m partial to the “Can a Snowplow Split a Car in Two” one. The answer was “No”, so they naturally ramped it up. Which led to this

A rocket powered, sharpened steel wedge slicing a car (with its engine!) in two, right down the middle

[the-most-adorkable-smile]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s this one?

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1988-1989 Honda Civic

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

(formerly)

[altivyx]

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[ministarfruit]

karaoke getting a little too real

[ruinedchildhood]

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

[markatoto]

whats the best cuss word

100 percent it's "dipshit", most perfect combination of words ever

[teh-bi-dragon-slayer]

dicksneeze, knucklefucker, cocksock, assmunch, dickweed, etc

come on Mar you're better than "dipshit"

[markatoto]

you sound like an episode of hazbin hotel

[mychemicalraymance]

Being a woman with really very visibly hairy legs is honestly funny as fuck if you go outside in shorts people on the street look at you like Rowley

[ruinedchildhood]

[ink-the-artist]

Sphinx

[ink-the-artist]

the way some of you describe art that you like is genuinely incredible