moving to @housetenisballs

house md brainrot. he/it. a twenty something y.o. main blog: @death-trap.

[housetenisballs]

This specific episode gave me an idea, so I made it.

✨ James Wilson buys furniture vlog inspired by Wes Anderson ✨

[queercripple]

house would have absolutely no issues with the trolley problem. he would kill the one instead of the majority. if it’s the version where he knows the one person and not the others then he’d kill the others. this is all you need to understand gregory house

[birdieeeeeee]

This was so unnecessarily married couple of them fr 😭

[stxrshxpxd]

me core

[gooseplumes]

im normal abt this

[housebitesdraws]

(not so) suitable workplace behaviour

[unimatrix-581]

pov: your boy bestie is looking mighty scrumptious wyd

[panteneprovcommercial]

#lana del rey#girlblogging#coquette#girlblogger#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#femcel#girl blogger#girlblog#just girly things#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#just girlboss things#female manipulator#female hysteria#female rage#dollette#dolletecore#esoteric#coquette dollete#Waif#waifspo#the virgin suicides#girl interrupted syndrome#girl interrupted#sadgirl#pretty when you cry#this is what makes us girls#cinnamon girl#ultraviolence#divine feminine

[doctorcurdlejr]

house md is great it's like what if a show attacked you. repeatedly

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

One of my favourite examples when talking about how well Wilson and House know each other, is the episode where Wilson becomes convinced that House has a gun. The fact that Wilson even knows House has a gun in the first place shows how much they know each other. But in the episode, they both trick each other and Wilson breaks into House's apartment and House tries to stop Wilson, but eventually Wilson outsmarts him and ends up going through House's apartment and everything he owns, all while House is insistent that he does not own a gun.

And then, at the end, Wilson pulls up to House's office, brandishing the gun, going, "Ah ha! I knew it." And House rolls his eyes and tells Wilson it's fake and Wilson doesn't believe him, and House eventually hands him back the gun and tells him to shoot him. So Wilson is standing there holding a gun with House encouraging and trying to goad him into shooting him to prove that it's fake. Eventually, Wilson gives up and gives House back the gun and concedes. And then, at the end, it's revealed that the gun was real, and House's bluff was to try to get Wilson to shoot him with a loaded gun as a way to earn his trust.

This is such a good example because I feel like it wouldn't have worked the way it did with anyone else. House was betting his life on how well he knows Wilson, he was so sure that Wilson wouldn't risk shooting him even with a fake gun, that he handed him a loaded weapon and tried to convince Wilson to shoot him. He only did that because he knew Wilson wouldn't. Wilson, on the other hand, knows House well enough to know that he definitely had a gun, and there was always a chance that it was real even if House said it wasn't. He took the gun with that knowledge and refused to do what House was encouraging him to do. He knew House well enough to know that House knew him well enough that there's a chance he'd pull a bluff like this. And so Wilson didn't risk it. They know each other so well that House can hand a loaded gun to Wilson, convince him it's fake, tell Wilson to shoot him, and then be secure in the knowledge that he's not in danger because Wilson wouldnt do it.

I feel like 90% of the characters would've just shot him because they fell for it and wouldn't have believed House would pull something like that. And I don't think House would've pulled that with anyone but Wilson.

[oicuperp]

made these for discord pfp (i didnt know which one to choose ...)

[purrassicjet]

[rebeccasteventaylor]

Are you kidding me? House sat by Wilson’s bedside even after saying he wasn’t going to be there cos if Wilson died he’d be alone, and then sat by him all by recovery and now they’re buying an apartment together? And I’m still only in season six?

This is a love story

[deicidedruid]

House and Wilson are literally so gay in season 6. They’re so domestic, they live together, they do everything together, and then they still visit each other at work. Wilson guys a condo for the both of them! Like he didn’t need to do that. And then House being all concerned about Wilson when he’s donating his liver and waiting by his bedside, and visiting him as often as he can. Him saying “If you die, I’m alone” and Wilson saying he wants House to be there at the surgery. There was that scene when they’re staying up late together because of the prank war, and they’re sat on the floor against the counter, and they’re so close to each other, and they’re leaning in to talk. For a second, I thought they were going to kiss. Like it’s soooo gay, they literally had a whole episode where it’s like hahahaha they are so gay, and for what? And for what?!!!!!

[mutifandom-madness-deactivated2]

HOUSE IS WILD BC House will say something like "i want to fuck Wilson's brains out"

And cuddy just goes: do your clinic duty

And Wilson's ass is over there going "i think i left my oven on"

[barryroyco]

i’m sorry but wilson is so obviously gay i don’t even consider it a headcanon. this is a middle aged man who is always hiding the authentic parts of himself (except to his boybestfriend who he has an abnormal relationship with, too attached and more emotionally involved than is necessary in a friendship for their demographic) and who has had 3 wives and god knows how many girlfriends because he views them as means to a norm rather than partners he values (he does not care about these women outside of the role they play for him) this mfer is GAY!!! GAY!!!!! “that’s your headcanon” THAT’S WILSON!!

[wilson-salad]

So annoying to get s-worded, wanna chime in the tags but its just pointless if nobody is able to see it :/