open up my ribcage

C E C I L I Afourteen, tennis player, math whiz “and all the colors i am inside have not been invented yet.”

[winceciliathrop]

How do you train a baby to be house broken?

[ashleighstiltner]

If you’re the next person to ask me why I’m not 'getting into the christmas spirit' more then I’d like to warn you I have about 10 pairs of scissors within arms reach.

[winceciliathrop]

I don't give a shit what kind of spirit you're in. 

[leonsringtrick-deactivated20150]

[theodorepratt]

Cecilia,

Surprise! I’m your secret Santa! …. and all that jazz. I think we’ve only spoken once or twice before so it’s a relief to not be trying to get something for a total stranger. I’m not very good at gift giving or anything so first off, credit goes to my sister who suggested jewellery. I chose this because I thought you needed something as pretty as you are.

I hope you have a really, really, really, really great Christmas and that 2015 is your year! - Oh, and I hope you liked the gift, of course.

Love Theodore :)

[winceciliathrop]

Xavier,

You graduated before I got into high school, I think. So, I don't know what the hell you like. Originally I had something else in place of the cookies, but I have a baby sister, and she thought it would be a good idea to rip it apart. So, to make up for it, here's some nice ass cookies. I don't know if you'll like them, or not. I also don't know what size t-shirt you are, so I bought you this a little larger size, I think it will shrink if it's too big. Merry Christmas, I guess. 

From, 

Cecilia Winthrop

[now-is-wrong]

[pitythegirl]

Do any of you have an interest in writing novels that may potentially ruin someone's life?

You know….for science reasons. 

[winceciliathrop]

Right, is Ruby Grant just going to appear out of the woodwork and be like, "it's me! I'm the one who wrote this slander!"?

[winwweaver-blog]

U-uh… did you notice that… it’s not as windy today… right?

[winceciliathrop]

Yeah. But, it's gonna snow soon, maybe. That's disgusting. 

[serenvollers]

I finally got around to making a pump up playlist! The only problem now is that I don’t know whether it should be for the cheerleaders or the volleyballers.

[winceciliathrop]

It already is labeled as a pump up playlist, now you gotta stick a sport on it, too?

[winceciliathrop]

Cecilia's halloween costume as a flapper girl

[nat-wilde]

I mean, we’d have to have the technology to survive underwater…but yeah, that would be cool.

[winceciliathrop]

Just because we'd need it doesn't mean we'd get it. 

[positively-nate]

Um, okay?

[winceciliathrop]

I feel like the closer to Halloween it gets, the more difficult it is to find a costume, you know? Sticking to generics is always easy, like zombie or vampire. Or something really simple like, I dunno, a tutu. You could be Zooey Deschanel. All you'd need is a wig and a cute dress.

[darciewhitfield-deactivated2016]

I hope not. I’m going to miss vacationing there so much if it does happen.

[winceciliathrop]

I think we're apart of Cape Cod, unless you mean like further on the peninsula. Like, Provincetown far. 

[arthur-valentine]

You would get murdered in our movie for me? I’m touched, you would die so I could get a storyline. Why the hell would we kill animals, much less a dog? If anything, I’d probably end up dying for a dog.

You never know, we could make it all the way to the top and get the one thing Leonardo DiCaprio hasn’t gotten.

[winceciliathrop]

I'm not saying I would get murdered, I'm just saying I could. But, then you'd be the typical white male hero, and I think we should break some stereotypes. Can we all end up dying for a dog?

Speaking of which, why hasn't he gotten one? He's a pretty good actor. 

[arthur-valentine]

She’d probably end up getting murdered anyways and I’d rather not have a vengeance arc, they’re overdone.

I don’t know, I’m just not a fan of it. It’s either really badly done or good and I don’t feel like risking it.

[winceciliathrop]

A vengeance arc could happen with whoever, though. I could get murdered, and you could seek vengeance on the killer. You have to promise me, though, no animals will die in this movie. Particularly dogs.

And what? Lose an oscar nomination?

[quinn-valentine-blog]

I don’t know if that’s an honor or a burden.

[winceciliathrop]

I'm going to say it's a burden. Babies smell awful, and she keeps getting a grip on my hair whenever she can. 

[positively-nate]

Yep.

[winceciliathrop]

Great. Mystery solved. Case closed. Moving on now