nothing like the void

I have come to the conclusion that I am sad

[leftpanty]

I. Have an idea.

[leftpanty]

[morgueant]

[leftpanty]

[morgueant]

[leftpanty]

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

[fish-food-s]

[illogicallyinclined]

i know that this is 1) wildly off base from canon and anything else that i have ever drawn/written, and 2) very niche and likely interesting to me and me alone, but hockey is officially Back in Season and i am so happy that i could cry, so now all i can think about is a sanders sides hockey au

roman’s a center, because he likes the Attention (and also because he is actually very skilled at what he does). he is also one of the most likely players on his team to get into a brawl, so he is Well Acquainted with the penalty box.

everyone assumes that patton would be a defenseman, but he’s actually a surprisingly vicious left winger. he Can and Has checked people so hard that they’ve flown into their own bench before, but he’s also?? really friendly????? so it’s hard for the other team to even pick a fight with him. (also if you try to fight him, his teammates Will Demolish You).

virgil is a defenseman, and also one of the fastest skaters on his team (when skating both forwards and backwards). he is also the master of hip-checking, and he Will use that ability to send other players flying.

logan is a goalie. he has yelled at more than one referee before for failing to make a call on some blatant goaltender interference, and he will Absolutely Fight You. it doesn’t matter if he’s wearing 50 pounds of equipment. he’ll find a way. 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[crucify-me-daddy]

Who doesn’t love a good ol bee fucking

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

All of you are

WEAK

With "big dick energy"

When I alone have the power of

Big gay energy

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Wizard femme

PERFECT

[semperaeternumque-deactivated20]

hyper-fixated fanfic writer

fuck

[crucify-me-daddy]

Stonehenge gay

Amazing

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

uncertified gay

As I am wofeluly uncertified in anything I do this is true

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Wizard femme

PERFECT

[semperaeternumque-deactivated20]

hyper-fixated fanfic writer

fuck

[crucify-me-daddy]

Stonehenge gay

Amazing

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

uncertified gay

This is.....

[aliferous-ly]

When I say I love you I mean it

based on this text post because I laughed so hard when I saw it then wrote this five minutes later

Summary: “Virgil quickly averted his gaze, ignoring the heat brushing at his cheeks. “Morning, Lo.”   

“Morning Virge,” Logan said lowly, almost yawning. Virgil hid his face further behind his large sleeves, face growing steadily darker because Logan’s morning voice was divine.”

Words: 2865

Genre: teeth-rotting fluff 

Pairing: Analogical

Warnings: some swearing, but I can’t think of anything else – if there is something please let me know so I can add it!

Tags: @rose-gold-roman @sassy-in-glasses (IT LET ME TAG YOU FINALLY IM FHSKLAHFS)

“Listen, Logan, you’re like, my closest friend,” Virgil started, wringing his hands together.

Logan barely glanced up from his book. “You’re my closest friend too, Virgil.”

“U-uh, yeah, yeah, right,” Virgil said, falling silent. He ran his fingers through his hair and let it fall in front of his eyes, shaking his head to feel the strands shifting. He pushed it out of his eyes just enough to peek at Logan, who turned the page yet managed to look like a greek sculpture all the same.

A few more beats of silence passed and Logan looked up, not moving his head and instead gazing at Virgil from the corner of his eyes. “Is something the matter?”

Keep reading

[illogicallyinclined]

this post by @paranoid-purple-plaid-patches has been haunting me for over two weeks now

tag and small continuation under cut

Keep reading

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @tomato-demon

ya?

[i-am-a-fish]

so, he's still in office huh

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

Unfortunately yes.

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

I'm so mad bc one of my best friends @crucify-me-daddy has RUIENED

one of my favorite songs bohemian rapsody by making me watch a anime version where instead of

Mama ooh ooh it was

Mama owooooooo and now that's the only thing that my

garbage

Brain can think of so now I'm crying so ya that's how the hurricane is going for me

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

This is all I want in life

To be buried in these till only my bones remain

#goals also credit to whoever made these bc I have honestly no idea I just saw this on pintrest

[crucify-me-daddy]

[tiktoks-we-like]

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

That's honestly a joke right now in Florida bc publix is selling them too and no one is too overly freaked out

[sabertoothwalrus]

outfit idea

let me know if you have any suggestions

[pizzapastaapplejuice]

[sabertoothwalrus]

of course thank you

[yuki-masaru]

[sabertoothwalrus]

effervescent

[crucify-me-daddy]

Here he is

[windmill-rolling-twards-the-blog]

NATALIE NO