Honk at me while I'm crossing the street, wait an additional 30 seconds
This happened back when I was in high school.
I had no spine when I was a teenager. You could walk up to me and punch me in the face and I’d probably apologize for being in the way of your fist. This day, however, had already been pretty terrible and I had run out of fucks to give.
I had gotten out of school and was walking to my car which was parked a few blocks away. As I was crossing the street, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Well, fuck.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, some asshole in a BMW who was waiting to turn right decides to lay on his horn because I wasn’t standing up quickly enough. Dude, I’m a 16 year old girl who just fell over in the middle of the street, give me a fucking break. I got up and gave him an apologetic wave because, again, I lacked a spine. He laid on the horn again and flipped me off.
By that point, I was just done. Fuck the day I had. Fuck the pothole that I tripped over in the street. Most of all, fuck this guy.
I looked over at the crossing signal and saw that it was still green, so I just stood there. I didn’t move from my spot right in front of his car. He got irritated, rolled down the window, and started yelling at me. I stayed silent and stared at him with my best attempt at a death glare (I probably just looked constipated but whatever, I felt like a badass). He couldn’t go around me because he was turning onto a two-lane road.
The crossing signal started flashing red. I still didn’t move. It turned to the “stop” signal and I calmly and slowly made my way to the sidewalk.
Asshole BMW guys floored it and made his right turn, continuing to flip me off. He probably forgot about the incident a few minutes later, but I still think fondly of the time I grew a spine and inconvenienced a douche for 30 seconds.
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