the blog.

matt. 18. INFJ. he/him :+) have a good one.

[martininamerica-deactivated2016]

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

[zedigalis]

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

[smolyokai]

“Are you a sausage?” “*cats looks down and back up* yah”

[nevertoomanyspiders]

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

*squeaks*

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[meltyside]

https://instagram.com/p/BObnXUrhREy/

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

She’s so talented :0

[bratptism]

this is the greatest video i’ve ever seen

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

rEBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[makilikesflowers]

An angel

[mielparaoshun]

Wtf bats swim

[zooophagous]

Omfg

[paddysnuffles]

Here’s another little-known bat fact:

Orphaned baby bats are often swaddled tightly like teeny burritos to mimic being cuddled by mom and help ease separation anxiety.

They also seem to find pacifiers soothing.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted on this before, but there’s always someone who hasn’t heard about this before. Plus, I’ll happily take any excuse I can to post cute baby animal pics (especially when they’re wrapped like tiny furry burritos) :)

[finkspiration]

wow bats are very good

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

I love baby bats. 

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Toy Story - Schmoes

“The infinity and beyond!” -Woody

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

2 Crackers (of your choice)

Chocolate (optional)

Marshmallows (optional)

HOW TO MAKE IT

Place chocolate and marshmallows between crackers. Chocolate and Marshmallows can be substituted for other ingredients of your liking as shown above.

Follow for more magical Disney Recipes!

[thelonelycreep]

How are the chocolate and marshmallows optional your not just gonna eat 2 crackers and call that a schmoe

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Oh Im sorry, I wasnt aware I was talking to the fuckin schmoe expert

[babyanimalgifs]

This is how he gets water

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

*police officer pulls me over* me: *removes fursuit dog head* what’s the problem, officer?

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

uhh haha yeah let me grab my ID *wallet continuously slips out of my sweaty paw hands*

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

dog’s only sweat from their paw pads and it wouldn’t be enough to cause something to slip from your grip. you suit isn’t anatomically correct whatsoever. so i’m gonna ask you one more time. have you been drinking?

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

Communism means that all the boys can crack open a cold one

[iskra-chornia]

from each according to their cracking ability, to each according to their need for a cold one

[sexhaver]

if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you

[neo-soulless]

😧😧😧😧

[toastoat]

hey this sucks like so much

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

Holy shit

[cologneoscopy-deactivated202010]

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[clickholeofficial]

Got it? 

[acreaturecalledgreed]

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[acreaturecalledgreed]

[sealcontent]

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

[halleywars]