Friendly Cremling

Lexi, she/her, 30+. galexibrain's Cosmere sideblog. Stormlight centric with a side dish of Mistborn, Elantris and Warbreaker. Will die for Kaladin. Will bottom for Jasnah.

[windsalight]

I wish I could get my brain into the right aggregate state to finish WaT.

[cuubism]

kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed

[holdmycaffeine]

<- OP u can’t hide these in the tags

[norathianprincess]

Media Literacy is dead but I’ll see what I can do

[raspberryzingaaa]

I haven't seen my favorite new stormlight meme on here yet, so I present r/cremposting's new meme, Pibu

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[windsalight]

Vin would like to have a word.

[icouldneverbeme]

Kaladin and Shallan's times in the chasms were hilarious. Both knew they survived the fall thanks to Stormlight. Both knew the other shouldn't have survived without it. They should have saved the other, however did they do it. It's the only explanation. Probably. Maybe. They spent enough time disliking each other and bickering and not listening to what the other was saying that Kaladin completely missed Shallan talking to herself and magically amplifying her body and Shallan blissfully ignored Kaladin's screaming for Syl. They're both mysteriously fit and capable. Surely a lighteyed woman with a supposed desk job can routinely keep up with an experienced soldier powered by the forces of anime and god on his side. Whatever. Kaladin spilt that he knew the plains are symmetrical because... he had a dream about flying over them, like one does, apparently, and Shallan only cocked an eyebrow. They were so caught up in their own terrible cover-ups that the fact that the other was doing it even worse flew over their heads. Until they walked out and went, 'Hey—'

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[windsalight]

Going to get myself a shash tramp stamp.

[childoftanavast]

Darkness without hope. Endless sorrow of lost Words. The storms howl.

Remember: he falls. Death awaits, defying will, oaths, the keeper of honor, the Stormblessed one.

But one blessed by storms, the honor of keeping the oaths, will defy awaiting death.

Falling, he remembers howling storms, the Words, losing sorrow.

Endless hope without darkness.

[teliimus]

Every time someone calls Shallan’s sense of humor cringe without realizing that it is part of her character… an angel loses its wings… my brother in Vorinism, she’s a 19-20 year old (in earth years) girl who spent all of her life in a horribly abusive household and developed her humor as a coping mechanism to make herself and her brothers feel better about living with The Worst Guy Ever. She’s not meant to be amazingly funny. She tells dumb dad jokes and that’s so stupidly endearing. Do u not get it. Kaladin is allowed to be cringe with his emo boy dialogue and no one complains about it…. Why can’t she……. The story is about 20 year olds Doing Their Best of course they’re going to be cringe

[cam-pteryx]

shakadolin dynamics

[stormingfemboy]

Stormlight archive but everyone has a WhatsApp group and men can only send audios because they can't write, and women have to send audios too because men can't read either, but then the girls write to each other in that same chat and all they do is criticize all the men that are in that group

[windsalight]

Yesterday I was given very light spoilers for WaT and maybe I'll find the motivation to continue reading soon.

[ohithankyou]

don’t unfollow me okay. i’m going to make a really good post one of these days. just wait.

[windsalight]

The M**** takes in this fandom are just getting stupider and I've long started blocking ppl off my dash to live in peace.

[jamiewamieshamie]

is this doing something