SENTENCE MEME ⟶ SCRUBS / SEASON ONE ( episodes 01.01 – 01.06 )
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“Your butt looks like two pringles hugging.”
“Do you spray perfume on or just fill your bathtub up and splash around in it?”
“Whenever I’m in the room, you’re definitely not allowed to talk.”
“He is the most evil human being on the planet and may, in fact, be satan himself.”
“I should not be allowed to do stuff like that.”
“Tell him you think that’s stupid, that you need him.”
“Did you ever see a movie that everyone told you was great and then because of all those expectations you ended up totally disappointed?”
“It turns out that sex is life-affirming.”
“Worst case scenario you kill somebody and it hangs over your head the rest of your life.”
“You don’t need to tell me how hard it is being a woman around here.”
“The hardest part is how quickly you have to move on.”
“Hey, I lied before. I’m scared every second.”
“I think it’s okay to be scared.”
“I think it’s healthy hanging out with a girl without the ultimate goal being sex.”
“Just because I occasionally say something stupid…”
“You realize, of course, it’s your attention to detail that impresses me most.”
“Why don’t you just be a little more paranoid.”
“I hope you kill each other.”
“It’s important you realize this isn’t great news.”
“You have five seconds to get out of this room or I’m gonna start whacking you with this.”
“Give me one good reason you won’t go out with me.”
“Can I count on you to never drop by here ever again or should I just go ahead and move?”
“I’ve always thought of needing people as a weakness.”
“It turns out you can’t save people from themselves.”
“I think the one thing we never stop looking for is acceptance.”
“I’m just a little lonely, you know?”
“The human body is so disgusting!”
“Mother of god, you’re not listening to a word I’m saying, are you.”
“I know relationships change, I just thought yours and mine never would.”
“I have no idea what possessed me to say anything in the first place.”
“You’ve had a rough day so I’m gonna.. let that go for now.”
“I’m a chunky monkey from funky town.”
“The 1930s called and they want their lingo back.”
“You’re using that ‘somebody called’ joke a lot.”
“Laugh so she doesn’t think I’m yelling at you.”
“I like a guy to want it so bad he basically thinks he isn’t gonna get it ever.”
“I like to use sex as an ice breaker.”
“I guess I don’t have what you would call high self-esteem.”
“I think you’re being a little irrational.”
“Everybody dies sometime.”
“I took the liberty of jotting down a few things I think everybody should do at least once in their life.”
“I can’t believe I actually started to think I was wrong about you.”
“You sort of just complimented me.”
“I am not flashing my breasts!”
“Should I speak slower or go get someone who speaks fluent moron?”
“I don’t know what you’re trying to pull, but I am not a guy you want to mess with.”
“It’s the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards.”
“At what point did I become a crazy person?”
“Did you actually think I wouldn’t find out?”
“I think I liked it better when he didn’t know my name.”
“You have this nauseating charm everyone else seems to love.”
“He says therapy is for people with more money than problems.”
“It looks like his eyes are screaming.”
“Why doesn’t anyone ever listen to me?”
“Other than that, there aren’t really a whole lot of surprises.”
“Admit you’re afraid to live your own life.”
“I don’t dislike you. I nothing you.”
“Sometimes, no matter how badly you want to keep something from happening, there’s nothing you can do to stop it.”
“I really think you’re making a big mistake.”
“I don’t think you realize how important you are to some people around here.”
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