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Harper turned 8 today! https://www.instagram.com/p/CIHJ44wM2Dlho61JGLNh0Ps5cSNef7za5PdoVs0/?igshid=3tlk2635japq

Edgar is still learning his poses but he got it in the end. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFf7RCYM4fHleM1hNVfAsWHsvqAOLk5uWMO1pg0/?igshid=61xxqkx3per2

Tiny Spider fixed my power and is now protecting my flowers. 15/10 great customer service. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFZypM3s90XBTkca8AFvj2Dv9qAWgg-7L8AU_40/?igshid=1aiai1w4rch9p

Hurricane Hidey Hole: Edgar Edition. #hurricanesally https://www.instagram.com/p/CFM8Rl_sEMh2pWBUTE4bSVXe_iZjA7rVBaGUaU0/?igshid=na4lr0btqpkg

#hurricanesally

Just a little bit of Scout for your life. Also please note how white her face is getting because I’m not okay about it. https://www.instagram.com/p/CEodcDQM4A1nSC_Ib5CC43oRzLJCP7Snr4whVo0/?igshid=jbxgus014cmd

#nationaldogday #internationaldogday basically the pack is getting stronger. Watch ya ankles https://www.instagram.com/p/CEY6p_JsFk5mmQefVBrGUJ4u3UqL-OIUS5lqQM0/?igshid=1kdt79oug2fe2

#nationaldogday #internationaldogday

Little no name boy https://www.instagram.com/p/CCySeSCMnd_2DzzF8jQcbfaO4etYbz5aUpXLP80/?igshid=1gnce7ar31ai1

Had a lovely morning with this bee and we think that they should arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor. #breonnataylor #breonnataylorwasmurdered #blacklivesmatter https://www.instagram.com/p/CB0gKxasH521QizoyOArQB4cWOUUHLnHJoZ82s0/?igshid=19rw462nu7iwy

#breonnataylor #breonnataylorwasmurdered #blacklivesmatter

Today we worked in the garden. I worked. Flynn ate his weight in lemon grass. https://www.instagram.com/p/CBY1o9XMU3IR0A_KonInY5DKsqfEMaO6ItCN_M0/?igshid=d68dbq0l2x6h

Thriving https://www.instagram.com/p/B_xgKG0HJx49olnl3d1wIoDd8ApcRlNGJJaNek0/?igshid=k61b4gm70cgr

Not sure what’s growing on with Harper but she seems pretty serious about it. https://www.instagram.com/p/B_hyl5gH42EwW1TXNAJClNAEGldd-_9Ej1Nh280/?igshid=117mvz6k8ppmv

#essentialworkers https://www.instagram.com/p/B_hj_QEHTUG_eAJbiB30rXmyGd_pvSXQlK9n2c0/?igshid=g6sflv5k7p0m

#essentialworkers

weaver-z

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

rockshitty

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

weaver-z

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

explorerrowan

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

soaringsearingphoenix

He was the officiator

explorerrowan

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

cipheramnesia

Oh my god they were moon mates.

lauraannegilman

Everyone involved in the making of this pun should go to their rooms to think about what they’ve done.

Today my sweet girl Scout is 9!!! Always my best girl and forever sassy. Scroll to the video at the end for a slow mo of Harper enjoying not her birthday cake more than she should. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-gJbeJHGgiRqodrQ42tiXvqY9uCwWGNJOOVuA0/?igshid=sz5p8ymbcad5