Είμαι άγρια (i am wild)

Hello, god of wine, here, though you probably knew that. Best go on ahead unless you're interested in getting drunk—otherwise I'm not going to be very useful. [Independent RP blog for Dionysus, greek god of wine. More often than not set in modern-day. Please read the pr (IV) before RPing.] [Mun is not of age, so no smut.] [FC: George Blagden]

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            “Am I to work for your wine, Dionysus?”

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Dionysus laughed. "Sure, if you'd like," he shrugged, his eyes twinkling with some great amusement. 

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Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

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It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged

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——♟:: "I have a very serious question here for you - just out of curiosity and all; how much wine is too much wine?" Or how drunk can the god of drunkenness be; not exactly drunkenness but there’s a point in there somewhere.

[wineandinsanity]

Dionysus raised his eyebrows faintly. "What do you mean, too much wine? It depends on what you're drinking for, I suppose," he shrugged, a faint smile flickering up at the corners of his mouth for a moment, amused by some sort of inside joke. 

[wineandinsanity]

"Η αγάπη μου" Ariadne smiled at him.

Dionysus smiled at her. “Hi, there. It’s been a while…” Maybe he should apologize. Should he apologize? He really was awful at these things. 

[thecretanbride]

"Must you go up there?" She sighed and took a step forward, wrapping her arms around his waist: “‘Tis not good for your physical health, nor mental health."

[wineandinsanity]

"Sadly, yes," Dionysus said, carding a hand through her hair with a world-weary look upon his face. "As an honorary Olympian now, I've kind of got to be there as often as possible. It's not like I can just tell Zeus I don't want to be an Olympian. He'd probably take that as me being ungrateful and well, you know how he is..." 

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[I am actually in love with this gif hunt I downloaded omg]

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Her own smile brightened considerably. “Oh? Is everything all right? Did you need anything in particular, dear, or did you just miss me?” *laughs*

[wineandinsanity]

"Nah, nothing in particular. I was just nearby, hadn't seen you in a while," Dionysus said, scratching the back of his neck. "Everything's fine." 

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[theodorefreakinfinley]

Because killing people it’s wrong? However, even though Theo was itching to say it, he knew that it wouldn’t make a difference since Dionysus thought that kind of sport was amusing for him. “Eh. Go figure.” The man answered half-heartedly with a simple shrug, now looking elsewhere since he didn’t know what else to say. “At least we don’t hurt anyone if we fight over a ball. Not permanently, anyways.”

[wineandinsanity]

"Certainly isn't as fun that way," Dionysus mused with a crooked grin, cocking his eyebrows at his son before breaking off in a little laugh. "Okay, okay, I'm done. Clearly this subject bothers you," he said. "Don't you have some kind of demigod quest to go get yourself killed in or whatever? Seems to be a popular pass time for you little shits these days."

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[*cracks knuckles* Damn it's good to be back]

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[Thinking of revamping an old blog??]

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[Hey guys sorry I've not been doing replies but I think my notes are broken? So if you HAVE replied to a thread of ours and I've not just like this or whatever and I'll try and find it]

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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

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Reblog if your muse has scars.

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