feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ what if i told you i know what happens when you die ? ”
“ with loneliness, comes freedom. ”
“ ghosts have one power above all others : to haunt the living. ”
“ that was a glorious clusterfuck. ”
“ it didn’t fucking work ! ”
“ they’re shooting at us ! ”
“ you said you were covering the door. ”
“ you’re definitely gonna die. ”
“ why are you covered in blood ? ”
“ let’s just fucking get nuts. ”
“ oh i so had the right of way. ”
“ you hit one more person, and i’m walking. ”
“ i’m just getting warmed up. ”
“ i’m feeling fucking carsick. ”
“ who knew the optic nerve was so long ? surprised his asshole didn’t come with it. ”
“ this is so stressful. ”
“ i’m getting a little light-headed. ”
“ way ahead of you, papi. ”
“ glad you’re on the team. ”
“ we’re definitely gonna be on the news. ”
“ you got a superhero on the squad ! ”
“ i’m conducting surgery ! ”
“ i listened to your call, never mind how. ”
“ i don’t have any military background, but i’m like a mother duck. ”
“ we’ve lost our ability to pretend. ”
“ they should make an out of office reply for dead people. ”
“ you guys sure are cynical. ”
“ you realize you’re actually still alive, right ? ”
“ it’s all perfectly bloodless. ”
“ who do you think shot it ? ”
“ in art, our most fervent hopes come true. ”
“ i didn’t catch your name. ”
“ so, now you’re stalking me ? ”
“ governments don’t really help people in need. ”
“ i’m a grown man, i can handle my shit. ”
“ what happens in vegas … you know the rest, yeah ? ”
“ i will fucking knock you out in front of my mother. ”
“ you and your bruce wayne shit ! ”
“ i can be useful, i can help you. ”
“ everybody talks about helping. it’s nice to actually do something. ”
“ you’re embarrassing me. ”
“ if any harm should befall me, the same exact harm will befall you. ”
“ oh, darling, you could be on fire, and you would have the same creepy blank expression on your face. ”
“ if you’re gonna shit your pants there’s a bathroom in the back. ”
“ are you guys fucking or making love ? ”
“ it’s a simple snatch-and-grab, minus the word simple, ‘cause it’s not. ”
“ saying good luck is bad luck. ”
“ yeah, i got the gun, smartass, remember that. ”
“ badges ? we don’t need no stinking badges. ”
“ you’re a danger to yourself. ”
“ no need to climb angry. ”
“ that’s an asshole move. ”
“ always starts out well. ”
“ you don’t look through a bullet hole ! ”
“ i’m afraid of heights, i will have a heart attack ! ”
“ this better not be what i’m thinking it is. ”
“ let’s avoid any violent bullshit alright ? ”
“ want me to kill him ? ”
“ mission is more important than the man. ”
“ fuck the mission ! you don’t leave a soldier behind ! ”
“ if you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything that you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it ? or let it slip. ”
“ you gave me fucking goosebumps. ”
“ it’s hard living out here, isn’t it ? ”
“ we’ve all choked ourselves having a little choke, haven’t we ? ”
“ everybody’s got someone or something to lose. ”
“ hey, chatty cathy, do you know what over and out means ? ”
“ this is where you ask me if i’m afraid. ”
“ just making the world a better place. ”
“ don’t you give me attitude. ”
“ i was thinking that when this is over, i want you to meet my mother. ”
“ you’re breaking your own rules. ”
“ i wanna die with dignity. ”
“ as a team ? oh we can do some shit. ”
