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schmergo

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

phalms

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

cybergata

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

m-ignon

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

genderchilled

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

microscopically-deactivated2014

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

eye-know

thenatsdorf

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

forestwildflower-deactivated202

The people running after him makes it funnier

wombat-annihilator-deactivated2

He looks so happy

whostolemymonkey

The whole post, blessed.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

RUN HOME KEANU!

AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!

zeetumb

Lol

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

IT’S HIS NOW :D

yr1999-deactivated20131025

im not like other teenagers, im 51

bifacts

Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

tanuki-kimono

Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.

minyoongothic

I want to be this bird.

psychojello

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.