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Three Spires of the medieval cathedral of Lichfield, Staffordshire, England
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#NASHVILLE FIC #!!!!!!!! #it’s a humid august afternoon and harry’s just gotten back from the store #honking the horn of his truck to let louis know he’s home #and summon him out to help with the groceries #harry’s just carrying in the first load when louis opens the screen door #with harry’s old camera in hand #and snaps a photo of his mildly disgruntled husband #because it’s HOT out and ‘you COULD help lou’ #but louis just steps aside holding the door open #giving harry room to pass and also maybe giving him a little slap on the bum as he does #listening with a soft smile to the pitter patter of tiny feet and a chorus of ‘daddy!!!! did you get the strawberry ice cream we like?!?’s #grabby hands digging through the bags before harry’s even set them down #louis snaps another photo then #and he and harry develop the photos together later #long after the kids have gone to bed #down in the darkroom harry’d set up in the basement after deciding that taking photos wasn’t quite enough #that he wanted to watch them come to life too #they kiss in the pitch black darkness #and louis pins both photos to the fridge the next day #amongst messy handprints and finger-paintings of a happy family #i don’t know what i’m doing anymore (birdonahotdog)
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OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS IS I HAVE BEEN READING ASTRONOMY BOOKS FOR YEARS AND EVERYTIME THERE’S JUST A PIXELLY BLUR FOR PLUTO NOT ANYMORE. NEVER AGAIN.
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I'm starting to pay a lot of attention to Ziam myself, but I'm quite confused about it. While I do believe Zerrie is a PR, what I don't understand is the tattoo of Perrie on Zayn's arm? Don't get me wrong, I completely understand why people believe in Ziam, but for me the tattoo is the deal breaker. If you're with Liam, then why the tattoo?
The tattoo put a lot of people off Ziam for good. At first glance, it seems very legit. But, if you look more closely at the circumstances, it seems as shady as everything else. A few things we know are facts:
Zayn had a very rough draft of the tatt back in December 2012.
So we know he had an idea of what he wanted then. Fandom theories that he got the Perrie tattoo as an “I’m sorry” for allegedly cheating (a bogus story) on her in January 2013 aren’t true.
We also know that immediately prior to the tattoo and immediately after the tattoo, Perrie dramatically changed her style of dress to match the style of the tattoo. Lest their be any confusion that the tattoo was in fact her. Very calculating. Why? If this is just Zayn expressing his love and devotion to her, why make it a publicity ready production? It’s very cynical, fame hungry and gross to exploit your supposedly real relationship for press. Does Zayn, the private fellow, seem like the kinda guy who’d wife that? Anyway, here’s the right before/right after pix of Perrie:
And here’s Perrie once the publicity from the tatt died down:
Ok gurl…
Another point of shadiness is the that the tattoo artist was allowed to do interviews with 1D crazy media outlets, like Sugarscape:
“Sugarscape.com spoke exlcusively to the artist responsible for the tatt and John James Garancheski III (best name ever?) confirmed that Zayn came in with a image based on his girfriend.
He said, "He wanted to do like a punk rock-ish…like a comic character. Like a girl that was kind of comic’d-up and had a little bit of a punk rock look to her.
"So we took a couple of images and put them together. He did a little sketch on a piece of paper for me. He was like ‘I’m kinda thinking something like that.’ I was like 'Well, let me work on it.
"Let me see if I can make it something that we’re both really excited about.’ 'Cause it was really short notice and I wanted to do the best job I could if I was gonna tattoo him.”
Oh really? Anybody recall Freddy Negrete being interviewed about Harry and Louis’ ship and compass tattoos? Yeeaahhh, exactly.
So my thoughts are that Zayn wanted the cartoon punk girl tattoo for a while. I don’t think the face was all that important. Any attractive face would do. Maybe Perrie’s face inspired it, maybe something else, who knows? But I think the style of the tatt is what was most important to Zayn. Somewhere along the way, bringing Perrie in on it was decided quite deliberately. This can’t be denied, as evidenced in the change in her style of dress and allowing the tattoo artist speak to the press. I’ve mentioned before that there’s members of 1D’s team that are shady as fuck. And I’ve mentioned 1D probably actually considers these people friends (ask them again in a few years). I think the publicity was arranged by one of these team members. The same way they get the guys to cooperate with bearding and ho strolls and posing for suggestive pix with randoms is the same way Zayn was convinced to cooperate with this. He’s been very cooperative. But I think a recent tweet of his indicates he’s growing very tired of it:
Now maybe he was talking about something else, but this tweet did happen right after another round of Zerrie PR, so keep that in mind.
Another long answer (sorry), but I hope that gives you a bit of insight into why the Ziam fandom isn’t put off by the infamous tattoo.
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Zerrie Engagement, Tattoo AND Perrie's Birthday
Zerrie Engagement and Tattoo
So this post is going to be so much alike this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUYgKmIKN4M That ‘I Like Your Skirt Mary’ (An AWESOME youtuber, go check her account and videos) I’m going to bring up some exact things that she brings up in her video that I’ve posted the link to. I’m just summing up everything because her videos are quite long, but there will be different thing on here too that she doesn’t have in the video (I hope).
Let’s START.
So on 18th August 2013 Zayn proposed to Perrie. (DAMN IT) And I stalked a Zerrie account and just went through her/his account and I found this picture
So I started to freak out and remembered these photos
So in this photo you can see perrie wearing that shirt, this photo (im assuming) is taken the exact day he proposed to her, perries mum and zayns mum looks like they’ve been crying? their faces are red as tomatoes and perries best mate looks so happy for her, happier than the actual couple itself. Zayn was really dressed up for his proposal to perrie. IF Zayn really proposed that day he should’ve at least worn something else? Or he might thought that he would ruin the surprise if he had a normal t-shirt you know… (notice the sarcasm) Anyways I actually don’t know where this photo is taken from some people have told me that it’s taken from jonnies instagram but when I checked it wasn’t there? who cares, anyways.
In ‘I Like Your Skirt Mary’ video I have linked above, there is a recorded soundcheck where Zayn tells the fans there how he proposed here is what he said:
“Uhm, yeah thats fine I’ll tell you, so uhm, we were watching a film in the back garden, uhm and yea, it was so nice, her mum was there, my mum was there, my two best mates were there which is by accident uhm, yeah that’s it, she said yeah, which is quite sick.”
The recording was good but the lads just started joking about the proposal which was why it was hard hearing what Zayn said, they all joked about it, if you listen to the recording you’ll know what I mean, the recording is in ‘I Like Your Skirt Mary’ video (i’ve posted a link in above) the recording appears on 7:10 in the video. I’ve marked accident on what he said because I’m not sure if he says that, I can’t quite hear what he said but it did sound like accident. Anyways Zayn told the fans about the engagement 2 months later on 23rd October. I bet he didn’t have a story to tell us about how he got engaged because all of a sudden this article came out (i don’t know when, maybe 2013/08/21 as it says on the clue text in this picture?)
So In this article by a “source” told that perrie and zayn were alone when he proposed, then how the fuck does the source know it was romantic? (ok fine one of them maybe told the “source” about the romantical way he proposed but STILL) So it says that he wanted to wait for the perfect moment? ok so he might did wait for the perfect moment… He proposed August 18th and he proposed…
Yeah perfect timing isn’t it? So she could show her ring off when they had the biggest film premiere and take the eyes off of one direction and directly just on her. And the horrible thing about this is she went outside 19th and she was hiding the ring, it was planned that she was going to show the ring off infront of everyone. Of course that was a smart plan so little mix could get more promotion and attention from us directioners because marriage is something serious and if someone from a band gets engaged that’s a HUGE thing. Smart plan management you’ll get a point for that one.
Here are some photos of how she hid the ring… dear lord help me.
So the next day when she arrived at the red carpet she did everything to get people to notice the ring. And she did everything with her left hand (just so you all know, perrie is right handed AND NOT left handed) She waved with her left hand, she posed and put her LEFT hand on her waist, she always stood in a positions where the ring was in full view. And oyu are telling me that htey want to be a private relationship? Let’s take a look at all the photos perrie has taken where the ring is in full view shall we?
This one… this photo is taken the day that other photo (where Zayns mum, Zayn, Perries mum, perrie, and perries bestfriend is taken, this photo is taken in a photobooth obviously, directly after the proposal, i assume?) And what does she do in the photo? show off her ring, and these photos was realised in december i think? i don’t really know, I suck at dates, I mean ok this photo was kind of ok because she just got “engaged” of course you want to show that ring off, but then everything started to get a bit TOO MUCH…
Here are all the photos of her ring on her instagram, there are a few more left I’ll post them now and you’ll understand why they didn’t make it in the collage, so all these photos are of her ring in full view (OBVIOUSLY) She is right handed but still does everything with her left hand? Shocker.
So these photos are of her ring when it’s on the RIGHT hand. She puts the ring on the hand that is visible, she doesn’t think we don’t notice it, but we do, She does everything just to show off her ring and we all notice Perrie, we really do. Anyways, it’s her job, so she can get promotion, nothing to send her hate about, moving on to the next pictures
These photos are where perrie does NOT wear the ring at all, wow i guess she could decide which hand to have it on so she didn’t wear it at all? I’m just kidding, but seriously it’s weird how she either have it on the right hand, wear it on the WRONG hand just so it’s visible or not wear it at all, shouldn’t you be wearing that all the time? I don’t know anything about rings or engagements but i’m pretty sure you are suppose to wear it on the left hand on the ring finger and wear it all the time. She could have easily forgot to wear it… or just don’t wear it when she is with her family because you know their relationship isn’t real she only does this for publicity and she only wears it when they are with the group so she fools people and if someone turns on them (in their group or in the business) they can at least say that she wore the ring. I’m seriously lost where I’m going with this so let’s move on shall we? BTW there are sooo many more pictures where perrie shows off her ring but I’ve got other stuff I want to talk about in this post so let’s move on.
This is us - Premiere
My favorite photo… LOL JK, look at this? I’m seriously fuming, how could they replace his mother with PERRIE? I’m offended just so you know. Now let me tell you why they replaced her with perrie. My theory says that they didn’t catch a good photo of perrie and Zayn so the replaced his mother with perrie, perrie and Zayn never went inside and posed together behind the poster like Patricia (Zayns mother also called Tricia) and him, so to make it look like it they photoshopped the photo, but us directioners being smart as ever of course noticed the photoshop. So I took some pictures from ‘ I Like Your Skirt Mary’ video when Patricia talked to Zayn and perrie and louis was there too lol… Look at this beautiful picture
The first photo of Tricia looking at Perrie omg… I’m seriously dying of laughter do you know why? This is exactly how my mum looks at someone when she doesn’t approve someone. That smile is not kind, at least not in my eyes, That smile looks like “I don’t like you” smile. I don’t know how you guys see it but the next picture explains pretty much. So you guy’s might not believe this actually happened, but check the video out that I’ve posted from the start of this post and go to time 13.54 and check it out yourselves. And I’ve watched that part a billion times and I am 100% sure that, that is exactly what she says to perrie, you know why I believe that? because of LOUIS’ face. Exactly after she said that he heard her, he did that face, and now let’s move on to the last picture, why would Louis ask Zayn if he was alright? I’ll tell you why, first of all, because of what his mother said to his fake girlfriend, it probably sounded pretty rude when she said that (or maybe it didn’t I dont know?) but louis face says it all… And why would he be asking him if he’s alright? Well my other theory is that, you know how we believe in LArry? yeah well I think that Louis knows how it feels to be walking around with a fake girlfriend, but in zayns case it’s just for promotion. That is my theories and I believe in my theories you don’t have to but it makes sense to me.
Tattoo’s
As we all know Zayn has loads of tattoos, and people often thinks that THIS tattoo
Stands for Zayn and Perrie, well instead of me yelling at you guy’s that it’s not, Zayn has infact, himself explained that it does not stand for Zayn and Perrie and the meaning of ZAP is personal.
Well thanks Zayn for clearing that up, let’s move on to the “Perrie tattoo”
Zayn has always loved comic-books since he was a little boy (AWW) and that still hasn’t changed. So in the video (the video is linked above) there was a photo of this
Do you guys see the date of the MSG? Zayn always draws his tattoo ideas instead of getting the actual tattoos, (he has said that himself, or at least it was wrote in an interview online) and my guess is that Zayn had, had this “perrie tattoo” idea for a while but haven’t decided yet, and you know how we think that their relationship isn’t real? Well this was a great time for management to take advantage of Zayn, (this is one of my theories again) If Zayn made the comic-book looking girl more looking like perrie, their relationship would be more “real” and that he’ll stay committed to her (remember my other post where I wrote that he probably did the tattoo as a forgiveness for the cheating rumors?) well that was exactly the right time to show the tattoo to the world. (as it said in the video) Either Zayn drew that girl the same time he wrote the MSG thing on the paper or he saved the paper in his pocket a few months and then decided to draw it on there? which one sounds more real? Don’t lie to yourself you know that he did draw them both on the same day or a couple of days apart.
as I said before than this started to take over, that he only did the tattoo or planed to make the tattoo because of the cheating allegations. But that’s not true, the cheating allegations happened around mid-february and the tattoo sketch was drawn way before that, that’s just what modest wants us to believe, they want us to believe that Zayn is so smitten with her that he actually got a PERMANENT tattoo of PERRIE to show her and US how committed he is, No.
And honestly (as it said on the video) if you coloured her hair and other stuff that would not look like perrie at all, it doesn’t look like perrie now? This is the sketch for the tattoo. But to be fair this is what Zayn said
There you have it, IT’S NOT HER, but it’s kinda suppose to look like her, but it’s more of a comic-book girl, the tattoo looks more like a rockstar if you look at her gesture,
See what I’m saying? He went for the rockstar look, and perrie does not look like a rockstar, she looks more like a unicorn/rainbow girl. I mean if he wanted it to look more like her he could’ve given her a head band (perrie always wore headbands, she might still do i don’t know) there is so many things that he could’ve done to make it look more like perrie but no, he didn’t, his excuse was that he wanted it too look like her, well Zayn it doesnt… Until she started to dress like the tattoo…
The final results was this
So tell me, when have you EVER seen Perrie wear these kind of clothes? NEVER, BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAS WORN THOSE CLOTHES EVER. This is the ugly truth right here, listen closely. Zayn had the tattoo done a long time ago, and around ……
As we all know Zayn loves to show off his tattoos (if you didn’t know that, then it’s fine, but now you know) but when he got the perrie tattoo he didn’t show it off immediately, he instead wore shirts that covered the tattoo instead of showing it off. As we all know Zayn did a wolf tattoo on his leg before the Perrie tattoo, and after a month (i think) later the photos were released of him being in the tattoo parlor with perrie, and that person that made the tattoo on Zayn told the newspapper how in love they were and blblabla but guess what Perrie was wearing on those photos?
She started wearing those clothes so she could look like the tattoo before the actual tattoo was shown to the world, so people would believe it was her on the tattoo. She started to dress like the tattoo for a couple of weeks, before the tattoo was officially seen. Don’t you think it’s weird? She tried so hard to look like the tattoo and then after a couple of weeks she never worn those clothes again, it was just so people would believe that it was her. Anyways now let’s move on to my FAVE part of this post.
Perrie’s 21 Birthday
Ok let’s start this interesting subject with photos of her highness birthday party.
Here we have the most famous picture (of the event) The staged Zerrie kiss. I read somewhere that they tried to copy a movie where they tried to kiss like them, (that’s why the laughed) But you can honestly see that the kiss if taken by a photographer that they had there (photo down below) The kiss was so staged it made actors jealous.
You can see here that they are on their way to the “staged kiss” location, and when they get there, Zerrie started posing for some “lovie-dovie” pictures and honestly I’m mind-fucked, they want a personal relationship yet they hire a paparazzi (or just a personal photographer) and god know who posted it online? THEY POSED FOR THE PHOTOS? EVEN I CAN’T GET THAT IN MY HEAD? ANNNND I noticed that Perrie had changed hand again, she’s wearing the ring on the right hand so the ring is visible on the photos. But the fun part about this is, he KISSED HER CHIN?
HAHAHAHAH!!! I am so sorry for laughing, but seriously Zayn you had one job “off camera” or “on camera” you KISSED her chin? This is hilarious don’t you think? They are so in love yet he kissed her chin more than her lips? this isn’t the first time it happened, Zerrie’s official kisses has only been public 2 times we have only see them kiss (on the lips) 2 times thanks to these photos
At first their first kiss (on camera) he actually kissed her on the lips… oh wait no he didn’t
He moved his face further to the side and ended up kissing her cheek more than her lips. Come on Zayn you can kiss her better than this? Anyways moving on from the kissing (I WANT TO KISS ZAYN SO BADLY THO)
Let’s post some more photos of the event shall we?
On this photos we have Zerrie riding some called Tornado(?) and drive cars. We’ve got a whole picture of the place (wonder how we got that? OH right Paparazzi flying above it with an helicopter?) Zayn meeting Little Mix’s dancers, A photo of perrie and someone, and behind them we’ve got a photographer?
Here we have Zayn meeting Perries relatives such as her father, borther cousins etc.
Here we have Zerrie riding a ride called Tornado (?)
Everyone is on about this “Zayn would stop smoking for his dream girl” thing and honestly, let him be, if he wants to stop he will do it, Stop smoking is harder than any of you can imagine (unless you smoke of course) stop pressuring him into stop smoking, he might stop one day (I hope for his health’s sake) But if he wants to smoke in front of perrie, then I guess she just isn’t his dream girl or he just doesn’t want to. And the last photo we have that lovely photographer taking lovely HQ photos of them (Jonnie and Zayn)
What I don’t get is that I also read somewhere that “non-zerrie shippers” should stop blaming the photos getting leaked from the birthday party because paparazzis get in everywhere “secured or not secured” Here is my response for that. You can call the police if paparazzis gets inside of a private property (which Perrie’s birthday was in a private property) But they didn’t, we got all kinds of photos of them, and HOW could we get so close up yet HQ pictures of them, and HOW did they not notice a paparazzi taking billions of pictures of them? And why didn’t they call the cops if they want to be as private as they assume that they want to be? There is nothing private about their relationship. And I also read somewhere that their relatives took all the photos from the party, I’m sorry but I don’t believe in that, we could clearly see a photographer in their photos, some pictures was sure taken by relatives but not all, and how did the photos leak from the party? I’m pretty sure Perrie’s relatives didn’t leak them out? Why am I saying that they are leaked? they aren’t even leaked, I don’t know how the photos got out there? Oh wait I’m kidding of course I know, take a look at this.
Who was the first to get hold of the Zerrie kissing photos? THE SUN, who is working for Modest. I’m almost 100% SURE that the photographer that was there worked for modest! How the hell did the Sun get a quick story on that, and the amount of money Zayn put on her birthday? Even us fans didn’t know that, we had out guesses but wasn’t near the budget. It was a publicity stunt, I’m sure they had fun, because honestly it looked really fun, but all that mattered on her birthday was Zayn being present there, I searched for Perrie’s birthday on google and twitter, the 90% of the photos on google was a picture where Zayn appeard, Zayn was on almost EVERY photo, that wasn’t even perries day to be fair, it was all about if Zayn was going to be present or not. It’s quite sad really how everything was about Zerrie when it should’ve been about Perrie but no, all eyes were on Zerrie.
This post took me literally 5 hours to do, even more. I hope you guy’s enjoy it.
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La cara de Louis....
Los tres tipos de Sagitario:
1 - El estereotipo: Es tierno y ama a todos, es una persona pura que hace todo lo que puede para evitar dañar a los demás.
2 - El común: Tiene muchos amigos pero tiende a ser hablador y a entrometerse en las situaciones de los demás.
3 - El raro: Hace muchas cosas, vive muchas aventuras y tiene un aire misterioso.
soy el común.