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independent alaska young. selective&exclusive. read rules before interaction. written by lirissa. ART CREDIT.

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i want to orchestrate a culver creek group verse but like. would anybody be interested?

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cursebound:

                                ❛  whatever it is, i didn’t do it. i swear.  ❜

                          ❛ BULLSHIT. try again, & be honest this time. ❜

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hey anons i like anons random anons cute anons pervy anons curious anons cmere anons

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“This is an adventure.”

                     ❛ this is a ransom letter short of a kidnapping. ❜

[fertilitasetmortem]

if u ship ur muse with my muse

PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME

because i might also ship it

but i would be sitting there like

welp, i would do this, but i don’t know if they like it

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                                 ❛ i don’t make the rules. SORRY.  ❜

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idk i want a cute plot n like he is famous and she’s just a normal girl and she’ll like say stupid jokes to the paparazzi about him so he’ll look silly and she’ll sneak on his phone at night and tweet herself shout outs and tweet as though she is him just to laugh with the fans and when they’re on dates and pap come she’ll like pose ridiculously for photos and shE’S JUST THIS LIL DOWN TO EARTH RAY OF SUNSHINE FOR THIS BIG FAMOUS GUY WHO HAS A LOT OF STRESS N EXPECTATIONS N THE MEDIA AREN’T HIS BIGGEST FANS BC HE’S MADE MISTAKES IN THE PAST BUT EVERYONE LOVES THIS GIRLFRIEND AND SHE GIVES HIM HOPE AH I’M BAD AT EXPLAINING PLOTS I WANT BUT juST TRUST ME

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Vulnerable Situations Sentence Meme

{ trigger warning, some nsfw and possible noncon/dubcon }

“Had a bit much to drink? You could hardly stand.”

“Were you robbed or is kinky foreplay gone wrong the reason you’re tied up?”

“My, what have we here?”

“You look nervous. What’s wrong?”

“I think you might have been drugged.”

“There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling…”

“You’re burning up and in no condition to be walking about, get to bed.”

“Are you still awake? Maybe the drug wasn’t strong enough…”

“When I saw you looking so helpless, I just couldn’t resist…”

“You shouldn’t be walking all alone this time of night. There’s dangerous people around. Who knows what might happen…”

“Heh. And how do you plan to stop me?”

“I’ll strap you down nice and tight… It’ll be fun watching you squirm.”

“Are you crying?”

“Struggle all you want, cutie.”

“I’m n-not drunk, I only had a couple of drinks.”

“Put me down, I can walk!”

“Mind untying me?”

“I feel kinda… dizzy…”

“I might be coming down with something.”

“Stay back…”

“W-why can’t I move?”

“Keep your fucking hands to yourself.”

“I don’t need your help.”

“Really, I’m fine.”

“Apparently the brownies I ate were a bit… special.”

“I can’t get up…”

“Who’s there?”

“No, don’t let them take me!”

“I can’t go back there, I can’t…”

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american beauty / american psycho lyrics meme.

❝I just follow your scent.❞

❝All of your flaws are aligned with this mood of mine.❞

❝I didn't come for a fight but I will fight til the end.❞

❝I'm gonna get you to burst just like you were a bubble.❞

❝And I love the way you hurt me.❞

❝I breathe you in, but honey I don't know what you're doing to me.❞

❝But I'm no good, good at lip service except when they're yours, mi amore.❞

❝I think I fell in love again.❞

❝Maybe I just took too much cough medicine.❞

❝I'm the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet.❞

❝You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out.❞

❝And you can kill me, kill me or let God sort ‘em out.❞

❝I wish I dreamt in the shape of your mouth, but it's your thread count I really care about -- stay up 'til the lights go out.❞

❝And as we're drifting off to sleep all those dirty thoughts of me.❞

❝They were never yours to keep.❞

❝We’re the things that love destroys.❞

❝But you will remember me, remember me for centuries.❞

❝And just one mistake is all it will take.❞

❝-- no, it's nothing wrong with me.❞

❝The kids are all wrong, the story's all off.❞

❝The darkness that you felt I never meant for you to fix yourself.❞

❝Come on, come on and let me in.❞

❝And I can't stop 'til the whole world knows my name.❞

❝You look so pretty, but you're gone so soon.❞

❝We've been here forever.❞

❝We'll go down in history.❞

❝-- bad trip, I couldn’t get off.❞

❝Maybe I bit off more than I could chew.❞

❝I always fall from your window to the pitch black streets.❞

❝And in the end I’d do it all again.❞

❝I think you’re my best friend.❞

❝I’m not passive, but aggressive.❞

❝And it’s our time now if you want it to be.❞

❝I can move mountains, I can work a miracle.❞

❝She wants to dance like Uma Thurman.❞

❝Bury me till I confess.❞

❝And I can’t get you out of my head.❞

❝And I slept in last night’s clothes and tomorrow’s dreams.❞

❝They’re not quite what they seem.❞

❝I got those jet pack blues.❞

❝I’m the last one that you’ll ever remember.❞

❝And I’m trying to find my peace of mind.❞

❝The ringing in my ears gets violent.❞

❝Did you ever love her? Do you know?❞

❝-- or did you never want to be alone?❞

❝Don’t you remember how we used to split a drink?❞

❝I will always land on you like a sucker punch.❞

❝I am your worst, I am your worst nightmare.❞

❝If you knew, knew what the bluebirds sang at you, you would never sing along.❞

❝Now I’m just numb.❞

❝Don't mind me, I’m just a son of a gun.❞

❝I’m just a problem that doesn’t want to be solved.❞

❝I’m still afraid the battle’s gonna swallow me whole.❞

❝I feel like a photo that’s been over-exposed.❞

❝-- I don’t feel a thing for you.❞

❝You and I were fire.❞

❝It was the fourth of July.❞

❝I'll be as honest as you let me.❞

❝I miss your early morning company.❞

❝You are my favorite 'what if'.❞

❝Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean any of it.❞

❝But I guess you'll never know where the bridges I have burned never led back home.❞

❝Had my doubts, but I let them out.❞

❝And all my thoughts of you they could heat or cool the room.❞

❝And no, don't tell me you're crying.❞

❝Oh, honey, you don't have to lie.❞

❝I just got too lonely.❞

❝I wish I'd known how much you loved me.❞

❝I wish I cared enough to know.❞

❝I'm sorry every song's about you.❞

❝-- do you remember when we drove through the night and we danced to Rancid?❞

❝You were the song stuck in my head.❞

❝And I can’t, I can’t remember -- just how to forget.❞

❝You asked me how I’m doing like you know -- you know how much better off I am.❞

❝Every song I've ever loved played again and again and again.❞

❝They say we are what we are, but we don't have to be.❞

❝I'm bad behavior but I do it in the best way.❞

❝I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams.❞

❝I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass.❞

❝I try to picture me without you but I can't.❞

❝'Cause we could be immortals.❞

❝Sometimes the only pay off for having any faith, is when it's tested again and again everyday.❞

❝I'm still comparing your past to my future.❞

❝It might be your wound but they're my sutures.❞

❝Live with me forever now, pull the blackout curtains down, just not for long.❞

❝There's a room in a hotel in New York City.❞

❝I don't want to remember it all, the promises I made if you just... hold on.❞

❝I just need enough of you to dull the pain.❞

❝I need a new partner in crime.❞

❝I wanna throw my hands in the air and scream.❞

❝And I can just die laughing on your spiral of shame.❞

❝Hit it, never quit it, I have been through the wreck.❞

❝We're stripped down to the skeletons again.❞

❝We're saints just swimming in our sins again.❞

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wes anderson inspired sentence meme

“I saved Latin. What did you ever do?”

“I was punched in the face. What’s your excuse?”

“So we both have dead people in our families.”

“I’m sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!”

“Mmm, I’m a little bit lonely these days.”

“She’s sweet, but she’s fucked-up.”

“I just wanted to say, I’m sorry I threw rocks at you that day.”

“Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.”

“I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up.”

“That’s the last time you put a knife in me!”

“Let’s shag ass.”

“I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet, maybe dynamite.”

“What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!”

“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”

“Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass.

“If we don’t handle this right, we’re gonna all get murdered.”

“Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie?”

“Obviously people are gonna think I’m a showboat and a little bit of a prick.”

“This is an adventure.”

“I still wish I could breathe underwater.”

“If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out.”

“We fuckin’ stole it, man.”

“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?”

“I love you. I never hurt you you on purpose.”

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PSA TIME, BABES.

FOR THE LAST TIME !!!!! ! ! people aren't required to rp or interact with you EVER. & furthermore, guilting people into rping with you is wrong, for whatever reason. it doesn't matter if they reblog a meme from you or you're mutuals or their character has a relaltionship with yours in canon or literally whatever case you have to justify yourself, IT DOESN'T MATTER. people are people and owe you nothing but respect as a fellow person. get over yourselves.

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Hot Tub Time Machine Starters

*Here's a question. Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain?

*Here's another question. Do I give a fuck?

*For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones.

*You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.

*I'm kinda right in the middle of a thing right now, but can I text you later?

*Are you online at all?

*I have no idea what you're talking about.

*How do I get a hold of you?

*You come find me.

*That sounds... exhausting.

*You are the patron saint of the totally fucked.

*You're completely toxic.

*There's nothing you can't kill.

*I knew I hated you for a reason, I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!

*America!

*I wanna fuck something!

*Its got this shit in it, not even legal here.

*How the fuck am I supposed to know dude, but it's illegal

*You're gonna bring that up?

*Oh, man, what the fuck's he doing here?

*You suck and you know it! You just ruined my fucking weekend.

*Okay lay down. We got a stupid baby to make.

*Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way.

*Don't fuckin' lie to me, every one of you people have ritalin.

*It's not a suppository!

*Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me.

*God. Relax. It's like you've haven't seen a little cum on your friends face before.

*You're married?

*The taxidermist is stuffing my mother.

*How am I supposed to get a job?

*It's called male bonding okay. Haven't you even seen 'Wild Hogs'?

*If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. A shotgun to the dick.

*Muthafucka.

*We could combine Twitter and Viagra... Twitagra

*She dumped you... and you still got stabbed in the eye!

*Maybe the universe will bring us together again...

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The 1975 Sentence Starters

“Then he said I lost my head.” “Don’t call it a fight when you know it’s a war.” “You got pretty eyes, but I know you’re wrong.” “I feel like I’m just treading water.” “The blood is on your tongue as well as your hands.” “I’ve got a woman now.” “I’m so high, I think I love you.” “If you’re alone in your room, what’s that boy doing?” “Don’t think I’m helping you.” “Has he got enough money to spend?” “I can’t believe that we’re talking about him.” “I think we better go.” “You’re never gonna quit it.” “She’s got a boyfriend anyway.” “All we seem to do is talk about sex.” “Why do you talk so loud?” “I’ve been thinking lots about your mouth.” “Cause I remember that I like you.” “Why don’t you figure my heart out?” “You got something to say?” “You know I can’t be found with you.” “Do you get what I mean now?” “Babe, you look so cool.” “Now I’ll shoot him if it’s what you ask.” “What’s the fun in doing what you’re told?” “I’m not your savior.” “I’ll break your heart.” “Find me cause I’ll never find you.” “I’d love you to stay but that’s simply insane.” “Well I only brought three, what you lookin’ at me for?” “Well you’re the best man, so what’s the plan?” “He looks just like me, but six foot three, so I reckon you could knock him out.” “You’ve seen so many faces that I’ve never seen before.” “I know it’s me that’s supposed to love you.” “Is there somebody who can watch you?”